- 🇿🇦 ➡ 🇬🇧 - Streaming to http://twitch.tv/hairyknees - Co-host of @checkpointchat.bsky.social - Writing Xbox content at Clockwork Mediahttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mv3rwtssnk2nCan't believe we're getting GTA VI before a new Mario 😶09 Sep 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3rwtssnk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mv3rrwm75s2rOcarina of Time Remake looks insane!09 Sep 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3rrwm75s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3msvfgb5d3c2iMy friend Graham made an unexpected announcement worthy of Big Walk's in-game comms 🤣12 Aug 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvfgb5d3c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mru7u74qpk26I know I'm many, MANY years late, but I wrapped up NieR: Automata earlier this week (ALL the necessary endings at least 😂) and my goodness, what an absolute banger of a game! I have not stopped thinking about it, and wish I played it way sooner. 10/10 would recommend!30 Jul 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mru7u74qpk26https://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mp6r7g75ps2iI expected very little from 007 First Light when it was announced. I rolled credits on it last night though and holy shitake, what a damn fine game! Highly recommend, especially if you're looking for some quality third-person shenanigans of the stealth + pew pew kind 😄26 Jun 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp6r7g75ps2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mouon2w7222rNobody will dare launch a game in November because of GTA VI... except Nintendo. My prediction: The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina Of Time Remake will release in close proximity. Bonus points if it's on the same day. Don't let me down, Nintendo 😂22 Jun 2026 10:31 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mouon2w7222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mon5n7jbo22eDamn remember when I used to post silly nonsense regularly? Good times :P19 Jun 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mon5n7jbo22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mlvop5pgm22lA real minor character in Mixtape has such an uncanny resemblance to my one cousin. I sent him a screenshot before I noticed his profile picture, and now I can't stop giggling 🤣 It's literally the same person, and you can't tell me otherwise!15 May 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvop5pgm22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mkkw3xeivc2e... excuse me?28 Apr 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkw3xeivc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mkgeecyg4c2hMay I one day have the confidence to name my PB runs the way Sabastian titled his record-breaking marathon on Strava 😂😂😂26 Apr 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgeecyg4c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mjwngk6iz22oI playing at launch in 2010 and bounced after 10 hours. I picked it up again in 2016 and bounced after 20 hours. Last night, 16 years after launch and 40 hours later, I finished Final Fantasy XIII 😭 It's flawed, but I'm so glad I finally gave it my full attention!20 Apr 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwngk6iz22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mj2o5ia5bk2sWe could all learn a thing or two from my mom's approach to her crisis this morning:09 Apr 2026 11:07 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2o5ia5bk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mi74ekmw2k2tNew starting strat just dropped 😂 WHAT THE HELL? #Battlefield629 Mar 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi74ekmw2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mh6ryvnjhc2nCairn is a rock-climbing simulator that tasks players with summiting the formidable, albeit fictional Kami, while scavenging and managing resources to keep hunger, thirst, and warmth satisfied throughout the perilous journey. It’s a hard sell to typical gamers, but I loved it! My review 👇 [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Mar 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6ryvnjhc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mgpecj7vks2lMy verdict of Marathon at this point (after 12 or so hours) is that the game makes me SO cross at times, but I also don't want to stop playing it 😂10 Mar 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgpecj7vks2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mg5mebempk2aJust had a random memory of a class back in primary school where I learnt how to write a cheque. So much for that 🤣03 Mar 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5mebempk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mfqyx36fn22aResident Evil Requiem GOOD.26 Feb 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfqyx36fn22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3meiw5kgbkc2lIt's tough out there for fighting games 🥲10 Feb 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3meiw5kgbkc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3me46wazluc2tI've been listening to this 9+ hours of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth goodness over the last few days, and I wish I had a casual 100+ hours to spare so I could enjoy this whole journey all over again 🥹 https://open.spotify.com/album/3D7VAlQ2iHnB54ZY8KzkDs?si=levL_NdrTmabq6Lw4ZfHbg05 Feb 2026 10:34 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3me46wazluc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3me46kty57s2tNobody could've called this05 Feb 2026 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3me46kty57s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mcwzmfzi4s2jI SAID DON'T SHOOT 😭 #arcraiders21 Jan 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcwzmfzi4s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mctxsfnhjc25I picked up The Rogue Prince of Persia again after playing it a bunch last year and hell, what a damn fine roguelite with fantastic platforming sprinkled in! Please don't sleep on this gem 🥹20 Jan 2026 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mctxsfnhjc25https://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3mc7wvf6yjc2rFirst post of 2026 and I'm here to tell you that I've played way too much ARC Raiders over the last few weeks, and that I'm hopelessly addicted. ... yes, even after that one dude murdered me at extract after I befriended and protected them for basically the entire run 😤12 Jan 2026 11:31 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc7wvf6yjc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3ma7hbs6ntk2kThings I did not have on today’s bingo card: - see someone floss on the bus 🦷 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂17 Dec 2025 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma7hbs6ntk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3ma6z2qzd3227Putting a flute into all my loadouts from now on 😂 #arcraiders #arcraidersgame #arcraidersgameplay #arcraidersclips #gameplay17 Dec 2025 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma6z2qzd3227https://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3m6oogbl27s25Damn, I wonder how many teraflops these bad boiz can do.28 Nov 2025 10:28 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6oogbl27s25https://bsky.app/profile/matthewfig.bsky.social/post/3m6hcdlrr2s2aThem: AI is going to revolutionise everything AI in 2025:25 Nov 2025 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:2rugtwi6z5e47bfpdtftwdir/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6hcdlrr2s2a