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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>A grumpy optimist.&#xA;&#xA;🇬🇧🇺🇸 British American&#xA;🖖🏻 Star Trek fan&#xA;⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍&#xA;🏏 Surrey cricket fan&#xA;🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅&#xA;📺 YouTuber &#34;TrekkieMoto&#34;&#xA;🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ straight ally&#xA;🤝 Joined August 30, 2023</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social</link><title>@scjessey.bsky.social - Simon Jessey</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrqidet7xs2x</link><description>Very aristocatic 🐈&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 22:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqidet7xs2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrqcvmnb4c26</link><description>Honestly, it would be great if this fucking piece of shit would pick up a veritable plethora of nasty viruses and have a really fucking awful time with it.&#xA;&#xA;He&#39;s trying to kill us all.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/28/trump-rfk-jr-cutting-vaccines</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 21:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrqcvmnb4c26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrq5q7ien226</link><description>I didn&#39;t like Graham, but this is so monstrously distasteful it makes me want to puke.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 19:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrq5q7ien226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrpyp3kul226</link><description>The number of daily pills I need to take has gradually increased with my age. At the rate I&#39;m going, it won&#39;t be too long before I&#39;ll be needing to use a spreadsheet to keep track of them all.</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 18:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpyp3kul226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrpxeshbns26</link><description>I just saw someone coming out of Walmart with a cart that had FOUR of the largest plastic tubs of peanut butter pretzels I have ever seen.&#xA;&#xA;#America</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 17:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpxeshbns26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrpwe3fh5226</link><description>Trump did this.&#xA;&#xA;His administration consistently puts the profit of businesses before the health of Americans. Massive cuts to food safety and disease control personnel have crippled the nation&#39;s ability to respond to health crises.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/28/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-us-food-safety</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 17:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpwe3fh5226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrptlo3r3c2i</link><description>This is a thing that most people don&#39;t seem to get. If you exclude all the usual dictatorships and whatnot, the political parties of the USA are quite far to the right. Even the Democratic Party is slightly to the right of center compared to European parties, for example.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 16:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrptlo3r3c2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrphwswxz22o</link><description>Lots of people elected this imbecile because he claimed he was a man of business who could make deals, but it&#39;s clear he really knows fuck all about it. He has no understanding whatsoever of international trade, and every single international agreement he has been involved with has failed.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 13:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrphwswxz22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrpgmetb322i</link><description>It&#39;s hilarious that Javier Milei is claiming the Democratic Party funded a campaign against Argentina&#39;s shitty, racist football team when the party is up to its eyeballs in debt as it faces a crucial midterm election.</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 12:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpgmetb322i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mroiooew6k2t</link><description>NO.&#xA;&#xA;Next stupid fucking question?&#xA;&#xA;https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/science/daylight-saving-time-health-safety.html</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 03:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mroiooew6k2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrnydq3ddc2b</link><description>Fuck all the way off.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 22:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnydq3ddc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrnijdgyhc2m</link><description>🎬 I&#39;m at the cinema and about to watch DISCLOSURE DAY. 🍿&#xA;&#xA;I&#39;ll probably do THE ODYSSEY in a couple of weeks.</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 18:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnijdgyhc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrn6lnxq7k2t</link><description>He&#39;s taking GLP-1 XLT³ XTREME MAX+, or something.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 15:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn6lnxq7k2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrmsm27n4k2w</link><description>I grew up watching Bill Oddie. He was incredibly talented, hilariously funny, and bubbled with enthusiasm for life and (especially) birds. A great loss.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjejw8pq5elo</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 11:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmsm27n4k2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrlterdwl22u</link><description>Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 02:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlterdwl22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrlr4xjosc2u</link><description>Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn&#39;t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 01:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrlr4xjosc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrla2mwqxs2z</link><description>The Department of LOSERS deleted this. 🤣&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Jul 2026 20:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrla2mwqxs2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrkr5xkbc22j</link><description>Lewis Hamilton was demoted to 5th in the Hungarian Grand Prix because he exceeded the pitlane 80kph speed limit by just 0.1kph. 🤦🏻‍♂️&#xA;&#xA;#F1 #HungarianGrandPrix&#xA;#HungarianGP #GrandPrix</description><pubDate>26 Jul 2026 16:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkr5xkbc22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrjlya2n6s2i</link><description>⚽ That was a game of football in some form, I guess. 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Cut to the fucking #Spurs game already!&#xA;&#xA;#COYS #THFC</description><pubDate>26 Jul 2026 03:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjfp6eas22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrgfzrrfjs24</link><description>Hey, look! ANOTHER massive scandal that would EASILY have brought down any presidency, but in a Trump presidency it is just a Friday.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/24/trump-administration-cancel-clean-energy-grants-democrat-states</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2026 22:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgfzrrfjs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrfxqn3i3s2r</link><description>Trump and his merry band of imbeciles are making everything worse. They are incompetent, dangerous, and unfit to be in power.&#xA;&#xA;The measles vaccine is COMPLETELY SAFE. 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But don&#39;t tell me a delivery couldn&#39;t be made because of &#34;inclement weather&#34; when the weather from the distribution center to my home is PERFECT. Just say you fucked up and it&#39;s your bad.</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2026 03:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mreei625ak2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrdrxiyq622i</link><description>This is what happens when you let the guy who bathes his grandchildren in raw sewage control the nation&#39;s health.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2026 21:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdrxiyq622i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrcj7slumc2t</link><description>⚽ Another football season begins in less than a month, and we STILL haven&#39;t heard the result of the Manchester City Financial Fair Play investigation.</description><pubDate>23 Jul 2026 09:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcj7slumc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mrbddolxgk22</link><description>I broiled and sliced up three of these and chucked them into a pair of sandwiches made with some thickly cut Wegmans farmhouse bread, Kerrygold butter, and slices of Tillamook medium cheddar.&#xA;&#xA;SO delicious. 😍</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 22:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbddolxgk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mraza3kvps2d</link><description>Gas seems really expensive. 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