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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>A grumpy optimist.&#xA;&#xA;🇬🇧🇺🇸 British American&#xA;🖖🏻 Star Trek fan&#xA;⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍&#xA;🏏 Surrey cricket fan&#xA;🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅&#xA;📺 YouTuber &#34;TrekkieMoto&#34;&#xA;🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ straight ally&#xA;🤝 Joined August 30, 2023</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social</link><title>@scjessey.bsky.social - Simon Jessey</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mly6cb27cc2o</link><description>🏏 I wish the YouTube coverage of limited overs cricket matches included the DLS calculation in the on-screen scoring line. The possibility of rain in this One-Day Cup match between Surrey and Lancashire at the @kiaoval.com has me wishing I could monitor it.&#xA;&#xA;#SurreyCricket</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 15:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly6cb27cc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlwvf3y77c23</link><description>⚾ The #Phillies had lost 6 straight series and had a 9 and 19 win/loss record when Don Mattingly took over on April 28. Now that record is 22 and 23 and they have won 5 straight series. That&#39;s an incredible turnaround.</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 03:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwvf3y77c23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlwt66wank23</link><description>Binatone TV Master MK IV&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 02:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwt66wank23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlw2shjed22p</link><description>Bluesky post of the day? It has to be in the running, right?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 19:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw2shjed22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvzb3thnc2p</link><description>LET&#39;S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 18:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvzb3thnc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvraka4us2g</link><description>Is he talking about when our law enforcement officers were attacked on January 6, 2021 during Trump&#39;s failed armed insurrection?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 16:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvraka4us2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvqddvync2g</link><description>What happened to checks and balances? The Executive Branch is supposed to enforce the laws created by the Legislative Branch. Trump is the love child of a cowboy and a pirate, doing his lawless thing as he pleases.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 16:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvqddvync2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvprkbtuc2g</link><description>🏏 We need wickets!&#xA;&#xA;#SurreyCricket&#xA;&#xA;#YORvsSUR #YORvSUR</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 16:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvprkbtuc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvpim3x4s2g</link><description>What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only.&#xA;&#xA;There are actually eight:&#xA;&#xA;Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 16:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvpim3x4s2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvlikivms2a</link><description>It&#39;s almost as if it&#39;s the piece of shit fever dream of a drug-addled tech bro.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 14:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvlikivms2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlvic4ap2k2j</link><description>Despite claims otherwise, it appears Trump&#39;s trip to China with all his tech bro buddies ended in TOTAL FAILURE. Once again, Trump has humiliated the United States on the world stage. He&#39;s completely out of his depth.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/15/trump-china-visit-iran-agreement-xi-jinping-elusive</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 13:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvic4ap2k2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlutanltuk2e</link><description>Xi Jinping insulted America by implying it was a declining nation, but Trump was too dumb to notice until the &#34;Thucydides Trap&#34; was explained to him afterwards. Moron Trump tried to cover his humiliation by posting on Truth Social that Xi was talking about the US only while Biden was president. 🤦🏻‍♂️</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 07:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlutanltuk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlu55lst3k2r</link><description>⚾ Schwarber is such an ASSET. Pay this guy anything he wants forever.&#xA;&#xA;#Phillies</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 01:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu55lst3k2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mltb24m3bk2o</link><description>Squirrel!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 16:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltb24m3bk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlt2zga6zc2p</link><description>I don&#39;t think higher inflation and gas prices are the vote winners Republicans think they will be.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 14:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt2zga6zc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlt2vdyygk2p</link><description>Also Trump, probably: &#34;Do you remember the China Virus? The Kung-Flu? We beat that with our great hydroxychloroquine supply. We beat it like a bitch.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 14:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt2vdyygk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlrpbdowac2b</link><description>Oooh. I have to try this one.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 01:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrpbdowac2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlqhz7bx3s2s</link><description>This proposal is MADNESS and I cannot believe it received approval. It&#39;s going to have a massive, entirely negative environmental impact. Most of the jobs it will create will be temporary. So stupid.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/13/utah-approves-datacenter-backlash</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 14:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqhz7bx3s2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlqax5g3p22s</link><description>What would the Founding Fathers have to say about being discriminated against based on the party they voted for?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 12:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqax5g3p22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlp3o4aqqs2a</link><description>&#34;I don’t think about Americans&#39; financial situation.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;With skyrocketing inflation and Trump&#39;s tariff tax, Americans are hurting financially. But Trump says he doesn&#39;t care: &#34;Not even a little bit,&#34; he says.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/politics/trump-iran-war-americans-economy.html</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 00:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp3o4aqqs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlor4gipv22p</link><description>It will be interesting to see how the MAGA faithful respond to Trump&#39;s statement that he doesn&#39;t care about the financial situation of regular Americans.&#xA;&#xA;Who am I kidding? They will throw flower petals at the feet of his golden statue.</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 21:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlor4gipv22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlodfqlinc2j</link><description>I wonder if Kevin Warsh will cut interest rates to make Trump happy? Such an act would probably spike inflation into the stratosphere.</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlodfqlinc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mloca56aqk2j</link><description>Trump&#39;s illegal war has spiked inflation, meaning that everything costs considerably more than it did just a couple of months ago.&#xA;&#xA;First he dinged everyone with illegal tariffs, then he fucked us with an illegal war.&#xA;&#xA;NICE JOB, DUMBASS TRUMP VOTERS.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/business/economy/cpi-inflation-report-consumer-prices.html</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 17:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloca56aqk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlnyojzttc27</link><description>Join us? FUCK those people. They are COMPLICIT in the shredding of the Constitution and the destruction of our democracy. Not a single one of them can be trusted.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 14:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnyojzttc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlmkmrddbs2t</link><description>Everything is fine. Nothing to see here.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 00:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmkmrddbs2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlme4cec222t</link><description>SCOTUS isn&#39;t even pretending now. The conservatives on the Supreme Court are straight up trying to disenfranchise voters likely to vote for Democrats, and shitting all over the Constitution while they do it.</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 22:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlme4cec222t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlmcwtrtbc2t</link><description>Will tomorrow be another TACO Tuesday?&#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/11/donald-trump-ceasefire-with-iran-on-life-support-reject-peace-proposals</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 22:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmcwtrtbc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlmcrzqd4s2t</link><description>I just caught some older kids messing around in my backyard and I guess now I&#39;m the &#34;get off my lawn&#34; guy.</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 22:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmcrzqd4s2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlm6tmf5ms2t</link><description>⚽ That was the one we needed to win.&#xA;&#xA;#COYS #THFC #Spurs</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 21:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2sgmxa7pyza2nl55ffjfwefe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm6tmf5ms2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/scjessey.bsky.social/post/3mlm6qn4g2k2t</link><description>⚽ Like I fucking said.&#xA;&#xA;SHOCKING decision not to award a penalty, and a POOR decision to award one to Leeds. 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