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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>trans mtf | call me gitts or jess | the realest | discord is @gitts</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social</link><title>@formaldehyena.bsky.social - also known as the gitts</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3m5bnj2ogqc27</link><description>failed state any% run new pb 249 years and 5 months&#xA;&#xA;shame we weren&#39;t anywhere close to wr pace but at least we knocked the pb down to sub 250y</description><pubDate>10 Nov 2025 12:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5bnj2ogqc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3ltg66hgif227</link><description>there&#39;s been a scratching noise at my front door&#39;s lock for the past 10 minutes</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2025 01:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltg66hgif227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3lajz2fh2a22k</link><description>places to hit me up:&#xA;&#xA;discord: @gitts&#xA;telegram: @FormaldeHyaena&#xA;steam: steamcommunity.com/id/formaldehyena&#xA;XBox: FormalHyena&#xA;&#xA;those are the ones i can think of right now, lol. if i ever change things, they&#39;ll be in the replies to this, so be sure to check there</description><pubDate>09 Nov 2024 19:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3lajz2fh2a22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3laawppgdso22</link><description>you mean they&#39;re waiting for votes to COME in the MAIL??? kinda 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Nov 2024 04:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3laawppgdso22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3laawlviwmq2h</link><description>okay my fellow left wing voters, you can stop edging the election now, this red mirage shit is getting a little annoying</description><pubDate>06 Nov 2024 04:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3laawlviwmq2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3l7iz3ngaus23</link><description>To add to the &#34;[not being able to] say if it&#39;s good or not&#34; part, I will clarify that it&#39;s inclusion on Game Pass (aka you can play the game with a fairly cheap subscription instead of dropping $70 on it) is doing a whooooooole hell of a lot of heavy fuckin lifting&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2024 16:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7iz3ngaus23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3l7ix7dq7gg26</link><description>new black ops is indeed a video game and while i can&#39;t say if its good or not (its genuinely one of the most difficult to judge for me) I CAN say that it has the funniest misspelling of &#34;Finished&#34; I&#39;ve ever seen</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2024 15:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7ix7dq7gg26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kvmbjllbck2p</link><description>Happy 60th birthday to the Nintendo 64, released in Japan June 23rd 1964! 🤗🤗🤗🤗</description><pubDate>23 Jun 2024 17:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kvmbjllbck2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kohgd2sias2y</link><description>i cant fathom the fact that people go to reddit for sex life advice&#xA;&#xA;like i get it, sometimes people on reddit have good advice&#xA;&#xA;but is it really worth having u/TheDoingler69 come in and list in vivid detail how he&#39;s going to use all the other pieces of advice on your mother</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2024 17:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kohgd2sias2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3klglnxkvn22f</link><description>teeth hollowed by decades of shame&#xA;care taken for mistakes made&#xA;gassed laughter, whirring drills, and numb lips&#xA;a resin kintsugi, shade b4</description><pubDate>15 Feb 2024 04:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3klglnxkvn22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3klcltuugzi2m</link><description>what&#39;s poppin, sloppin?&#xA;perhaps, what&#39;s the word, shitbird???&#xA;potentially, what&#39;s the haps, ass flap??????&#xA;if you&#39;d prefer, what&#39;s hip, dick tip?????????</description><pubDate>13 Feb 2024 14:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3klcltuugzi2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kl7zpvid7b22</link><description>flesh undesired&#xA;it traps and chokes&#xA;burden the yoke&#xA;break the bones of a body incongruent&#xA;needles protrude&#xA;arms, legs, face, and chest&#xA;they prick and poke and stick&#xA;inject malice and kill the soul</description><pubDate>12 Feb 2024 14:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kl7zpvid7b22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kcdx4gnltn2s</link><description>DESPAIR, WEIRDLY LONG BATHROOM UPON YE</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2023 14:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcdx4gnltn2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kccgf6oldp2x</link><description>held a spooder today, Joro spooder in Georgia</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2023 00:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kccgf6oldp2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kbsjf5qhup2u</link><description>Tac gloves are chill and all, but why can&#39;t I wear these in CS2</description><pubDate>15 Oct 2023 16:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbsjf5qhup2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kbl5g4v3om2o</link><description>just realized the reason I was always allowed to wear my headphones in school (despite it being against the rules) was probably because everyone thought I was autistic and tbh fair I still dk if I am or not</description><pubDate>12 Oct 2023 18:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbl5g4v3om2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3kaq7dxromu26</link><description>@geppettosanmartin.bsky.social i was one of your first adherents on twitter, and i am once again one of the first on beesky</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2023 01:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3kaq7dxromu26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3ka6mt7dlyq26</link><description>hhh why does the mp7 need 29 fucking levels in mw2</description><pubDate>25 Sep 2023 01:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ka6mt7dlyq26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3ka535wirqg2f</link><description>@kingbradley.bsky.social super excited for inhuman! keep up the good work!</description><pubDate>24 Sep 2023 10:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ka535wirqg2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3k7x3moej4p2t</link><description>im not even gonna lie, I&#39;ve misread your name as &#34;gayish&#34; the last six times it&#39;s popped up on my feed and i dunno what to do about it so im just telling you @grayish.bsky.social</description><pubDate>22 Sep 2023 01:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7x3moej4p2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3k6ynq246hv2b</link><description>YOU DARE INTRUDE UPON MY BEDROOM??? GOOD. YOU HAVE BRIGHTENED MY DAY AND MADE ME HAPPIER OVERALL. THANK YOU. YOU SHALL BE RELOCATED OUTDOORS SO THAT YOU TOO MAY SEE BRIGHTER DAYS.</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2023 22:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3k6ynq246hv2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/formaldehyena.bsky.social/post/3k5feoasfyy2s</link><description>everytime i open the app its &#34;twitter this&#34; and &#34;twitter that&#34; how about you twitter some bitches on ya dick</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2023 13:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2toos7x4itzxti3mfe7iw3cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5feoasfyy2s</guid></item></channel></rss>