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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Person Max</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social</link><title>@maxperson.bsky.social - Max Person</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social/post/3lhn47pf3sc24</link><description>Obviously ai generated image being sold in an art store for over $900… culture is dead.</description><pubDate>08 Feb 2025 02:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2v2rtegleipvmdi6cwtxffbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhn47pf3sc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social/post/3lgeufxgxi225</link><description>Piss Prime</description><pubDate>23 Jan 2025 02:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2v2rtegleipvmdi6cwtxffbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgeufxgxi225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social/post/3leabcn5lg22k</link><description>Never buy something today when you can queue for a worse version of the same thing tomorrow.</description><pubDate>26 Dec 2024 20:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2v2rtegleipvmdi6cwtxffbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3leabcn5lg22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social/post/3ldx46dulo227</link><description>Balls jumpscare</description><pubDate>23 Dec 2024 04:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2v2rtegleipvmdi6cwtxffbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldx46dulo227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social/post/3lds6gexz722r</link><description>MY GUY. Of all the things you can call &#34;cringe&#34; and &#34;tone-deaf&#34; I would not call the raising of around £150 million for starving Ethiopians, whose plight was practically unheard of at the time, one of them. Such a weird take tbh.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Dec 2024 05:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2v2rtegleipvmdi6cwtxffbb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lds6gexz722r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/maxperson.bsky.social/post/3ldrkvxmacc22</link><description>I got my fortune read today as a fun way to waste money I didn’t really need… I have never been more disappointed in my life. I’ve had fortune cookies that were more accurate and interesting than old mate. He wasn’t even that mystical. 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