The former Conservative MP for Dorset East.🇬🇧https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjymmjdgck25An Adolescent Alan Partridge? A Junior Richard Madeley? Or perhaps a Young David Brent? 😇21 Apr 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjymmjdgck25https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjyl4hbds222Do you want know what’s wrong with this country? I mean what’s really WRONG with this country? A senior civil servant holding high office at the heart of government called…Olly. Olly? OLLY? For God’s sake…😡 This would never have been allowed in my day. 😤21 Apr 2026 08:33 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyl4hbds222https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjvzw4urk22oJill in the village shop has admitted she didn’t vet Simple Sally for her job behind the counter. This weekend Simple Sally was seen at scarecrow parties in Wimborne St Giles offering her own baps to hungry partygoers. Jill is distraught Her muffin lacked moisture this morning.😔20 Apr 2026 08:20 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvzw4urk22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjtknih7zc24Richard. Your new profile pic. Yes it’s all very nice but did you know someone has set fire to your trousers?😳19 Apr 2026 08:41 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtknih7zc24https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjoshntgm22lWhatever you think of Boris Johnson, at least we know he WASN’T a liar, nor did he ever mislead Parliament. 🇬🇧17 Apr 2026 11:18 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjoshntgm22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjos5kii2s2fLife of B̷r̷i̷a̷n̷ Donald.17 Apr 2026 11:12 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjos5kii2s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjjyuaypd22cOne thing I will admit. You can’t fault the enthusiasm and positivity of Reform’s local election campaign. And their message is getting through as loveable Lee Anderson found out recently. The electorate are really beginning to understand what Reform UK are all about. 😊15 Apr 2026 13:29 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjyuaypd22chttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjgsklnrqk2eThe village historical reenactment society met last night. We are currently recreating great moments from American history. This is us reproducing the moment when President Trump acted out the role of a doctor helping others. As you can see I proudly played the leading role.🎭14 Apr 2026 06:58 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgsklnrqk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjefcg6q3k2kOur Father Who art in heaven,
Donald be thy Name.
Thy madness come,
Thy Will be done,
In Iran & not in heaven. Give us this day your daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses
As you trespass against us. 
And lead us not into Epstein, 
But deliver us lots of evil. Amen.🙏🏻13 Apr 2026 07:56 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjefcg6q3k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjefcg6q3k2kOur Father Who art in heaven,
Donald be thy Name.
Thy madness come,
Thy Will be done,
In Iran & not in heaven. Give us this day your daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses
As you trespass against us. 
And lead us not into Epstein, 
But deliver us lots of evil. Amen.🙏🏻13 Apr 2026 07:56 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjefcg6q3k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mjc2vd4f7c2j‘You, Boy! Make up some rubbish competition, then go to my very best friends and say they’ve won free energy for a week.’12 Apr 2026 09:44 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjc2vd4f7c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mj4zw4y46k23Bloody Jehovah’s Witnesses will try any gimmick to get inside your house nowadays! 😤10 Apr 2026 09:43 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4zw4y46k23https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mj2jok5b4c25The Iran Crisis. America’s current position:09 Apr 2026 09:47 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2jok5b4c25https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mixogerw5c2zI’ve learnt from the Iran crisis how RELIABLE & CONSISTENT a politician President Trump is. So with regard to this new 2 week ceasefire? Well I fully expect Mr Trump, within a few days, to threaten to ‘f*cking wipe out those crazy Iranian bastards’ & set a new deadline again.🤪08 Apr 2026 06:34 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixogerw5c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mivtwsnozk27There is no way on earth a man who has worked for Waitrose 17 years would lower himself to work for a cheap ‘budget’ supermarket like Iceland! I certainly know I wouldn’t.🤨07 Apr 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mivtwsnozk27https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3misqylh2uc2cI’m reminded of Churchill: ‘We shall f*cking fight those bastards on the f*cking beaches, we shall fight on the f*cking landing f*cking grounds, we shall fight in the f*cking fields & in the f*cking streets,we shall fight in the f*cking hills; we shall never f*cking surrender.’06 Apr 2026 07:37 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3misqylh2uc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3miq5yiqawc2fHAPPY EASTER HE IS RISEN! CARROTLULIA! CARROTLULIA!05 Apr 2026 06:52 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3miq5yiqawc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3miorhk6woc2cFAO of all chaps and fillies in the United States of America: I would assume your President Trump will ask King Charles, when he comes to visit you, how long as monarch he has ‘rained’ over the United Kingdom? 🙈 Gory to God! 😬04 Apr 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3miorhk6woc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3miledd4ea222‘Right. You see those apples? We’re nicking all those bastards. You go in, tell the shopkeeper he’s a wanker and generally cause havoc by running about and wrecking the gaff. I’ll nick all the apples, we scarper and Towser here can film us for Tik Tok.’03 Apr 2026 09:02 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3miledd4ea222https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3miiznzzzb223Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him & has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages & a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!02 Apr 2026 10:46 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3miiznzzzb223https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3miiznzzzb223Please listen to this clip. President Donald Trump Should we now call him ‘Son of God?’ My wife Bunty has started praying to him & has constructed a small shrine devoted to him. It consists of ear bandages & a sculpture of Donald on the cross made out of carrots. Praise the Lord!02 Apr 2026 10:46 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3miiznzzzb223https://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3migbf3begs2eI’m totally with President Trump. We had an empire once. We won the World Cup. We won the Falklands War. We voted Brexit. Let’s get OUR OIL back! Time to stop being woke wimps & invade the Straits of Hormuz. Let’s make Britain great again & help this brave, likeable President.🇬🇧01 Apr 2026 08:26 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3migbf3begs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mie77gexd22uDavina McCall hang your head in shame!😤 At 70 years old you are much loved so why dance to wrap music & punk rock with drug addicted socialists & vegans? Take a leaf out of Theresa May & Maggie’s book. Two wonderful women who just loved to dance both beautifully & non politically too!31 Mar 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mie77gexd22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mic3k37cbs2iI had no idea who Scott Mills was before today. But when a respected & morally upright journalist like Dan Wooden starts asking questions you know Mills must be in trouble. Dan Wooden is highly regarded with a pristine private life. He like all of us has every right to know!30 Mar 2026 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mic3k37cbs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mi74nsnlzs2jVicky Shaw Reform UK Shadow Nurse29 Mar 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi74nsnlzs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mi4hwcwhls2hSonnet, an unfortunate young female student from California studying at The University of Miami, was obviously unaware that the irritating & scruffy old English bloke who kept pestering her was in fact Boris Johnson…one of the world’s greatest lovers. 😉😱28 Mar 2026 10:56 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi4hwcwhls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mi4hwcwhls2hSonnet, an unfortunate young female student from California studying at The University of Miami, was obviously unaware that the irritating & scruffy old English bloke who kept pestering her was in fact Boris Johnson…one of the world’s greatest lovers. 😉😱28 Mar 2026 10:56 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi4hwcwhls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mhxb56zfac2dHello Sarge. That pack of missing Reform MPs who escaped from Parliament? I’ve spotted ‘em Sarge. They’re outside Tesco Express. They’re raiding the bins for food & are trying to hunt starlings & sparrows.They look in a bad way Sarge, one’s limping & another has cuts to his legs.26 Mar 2026 09:11 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxb56zfac2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mhuvs3owkc2lNigel Farage trying to make out he’s some sort of football fan at Ipswich Town FC yesterday?🙈 He’ll never beat this great footballing giant: Boris Boris Ra Ra Ra! ⚽️💪25 Mar 2026 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhuvs3owkc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sirmichaeltake.bsky.social/post/3mhs47u6n7c2rI have been honoured to receive a letter from President Donald Trump. It reads: HIGH MIKE. I AM SO PLEASE TWO BEE ABEL TO RIGHT TO YOU. ASS AN IMPOTENT CONSERVATIVE POLITICIAN I HOPE EYE CAN COUNT ON YOU & YOURE PARTY TO SPORT MY ACTIONS IN THE WORE AGAINST IRON. THINK YOU, DON X24 Mar 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:2va3thvzdrzpiem3dy76de2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhs47u6n7c2r