I like the blue jays. I make music at @primebirds.bsky.social. I rant about stuff sometimes. I am the king of typ0s.https://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mux36l2rok2jI've never seen Reacher before. Saw a bit of the pilot episode, where he refuses to be strip-searched in prison because it's against his constitutional rights, and the guard is like "okay I guess you got me, no strip search" and instantly I was like okay, I don't need to watch this lol07 Sep 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux36l2rok2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muvlg6ux622eLol yes, you're right. Nobody remembers this.07 Sep 2026 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvlg6ux622ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muu36pxdkc25There aren't many instances of bad officiating where I think "it's rigged" is thr most likely answer. But I can't argue with the tin foil hats on this one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muu36pxdkc25https://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mut5vwmfp225Fucking YES. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut5vwmfp225https://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muqdlmid322gIf you have a baby born around thr start of football season, it's a literally irresistible photo op. (c. 2014)05 Sep 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqdlmid322ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mupuw7scis2hTIL Britannia Road in Mississuaga actually...continues on into Pearson Airport, and intersects with the damn runway? The hell, lol? (You can't jhust drive there of course, it's fenced off, but it is still labelled as Britannia road!)04 Sep 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupuw7scis2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mupodr5gd22mThe only thing worse than caring about the 38 most influential bluesky accounts is thinking it's dumb to care about it04 Sep 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupodr5gd22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mupbgbr6rk2mHoly moly. 485 feet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupbgbr6rk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mup3he57vc2hThis story makes the late, great Junior Seau sound like the legend he is and further cements Bill Belichik's legacy as maybe the worlds most overrated coach. This is TERRIBLE leadership. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_sSg7PZC37804 Sep 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup3he57vc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3munutjwvas2gthe most redundant "made with AI" tag I've ever seen [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3munutjwvas2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muntofu7ls2gmy fantasy draft was tonight and I got home from work only 15 minutes before it started, so I was trying to wolf down dinner and log in mrs jimboknows: do you want me to draft for you? (she only knows 1 player) me: i dunno if that's a g- mrs: I'M TAKING DAN MARINO FIRST04 Sep 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muntofu7ls2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mumzdqyi5s2fIf any mutuals would be interested in joining an NFL pool, I run a very fun, pretty low-stakes confidence pool (where you pick the winners every week and earn points based on how confident you are about each particular pick). DM me for more details!03 Sep 2026 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumzdqyi5s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mumyvjj7xc2fAh yes, I'm sure the AI goons will take our government's non-binding expectations into consideration. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumyvjj7xc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mumvimnxoc2fMy work day has come to screeching halt! hahahah just kidding [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumvimnxoc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mumhy64zes2pListening to 680 news this morning , which I don't typically do, and holy shit there is no floor on how small a thing people can complain about during an extreme weather event. "Why isn't thr DVP open? Ridiculous!" "Why did thr CNE close? I thought it was RaIn Or ShInE" oh my God shut the fuck up03 Sep 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumhy64zes2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mulbkwr4i22yWhen I was a teenager my mom kept trying to convince me I could be a lawyer, and I didn't think I was smart enough. I wish I knew who Warren Kinsella was at the time, and how fucking stupid he is. If he can do it, even teenaged me would've known I could've. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulbkwr4i22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muixlczcb226MVP is an award that should be decided upon as empircally as possible, BUT, as long as its being decided by falliable humans who sometimes let emotion creep in, I would very very slightly prefer that in very close races, a new guy win it rather than giving it to a guy that already has several. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muixlczcb226https://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muiclfntn222Lol "EST. 1656" gtfooh01 Sep 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiclfntn222https://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muhxo6poz22kNot a news flash but, Hakeem Jeffries is bad at this [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhxo6poz22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mugofourks2rThe hit rate on thinking "yep, that scans" from @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social poats is 100% [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 05:21 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugofourks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mufwtnhow22cI'm sorry I had a Lake Ontario take. I truly apologize. How many fake internet push-ups do I have to do to to make everyone shut the fuck up about this.31 Aug 2026 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufwtnhow22chttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muf5ggm4r22iThis is about as insane as suggesting Chicago White Sox fans should face scrutiny for the sins of the Roman Catholic Church. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf5ggm4r22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3muea7blovc2iBecause we got talking about ballparks, I've only been to four which I'll rank: TOR (no place like home) Fenway PIT CLE Once I decide to travel to thr US again, these would be the easiest geographically: DET NYY NYM CIN CHC CHW MIL PHI BAL WAS I'd make a special trip for SFG and HOU31 Aug 2026 06:02 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muea7blovc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mud2glevn22yAI is useless. I typed in "my fish is sick" and I got advice on how to care for a sick fish, instead of what any human would clearly know I actually want: the Malibu Rum commercial from when I was in high school30 Aug 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mud2glevn22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jimboknows.bsky.social/post/3mucva4b6tk2mFew social media tics bother me as much as "read it again". Fuck you, I read it perfectly the first time. Nothing will make me tune out whatever the fuck you said faster than that.30 Aug 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:2vtislp2m2pmnlg26idrecfj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucva4b6tk2m