Person in England. Has pets. https://bsky.app/profile/stanrandom.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/stanrandom.bsky.social/post/3ld7sshzcsc2vLIES! It was just water after all. I expected flames. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Dec 2024 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:2w4selfz7rowo2uhag2pnih3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7sshzcsc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stanrandom.bsky.social/post/3ld7spbmck22vHOLY MOLY I’D BETTER STAND BACK!13 Dec 2024 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:2w4selfz7rowo2uhag2pnih3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7spbmck22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stanrandom.bsky.social/post/3k4jo4xtqlw2gI took delivery of a parcel, and the courier asked me to sign his device with my finger. Nothing unusual so far, right? I gave my regular squiggle, the one on my passport and driving licence. He looked at it, paused, and rolled his eyes. “Could you sign it properly?”. But that’s… my signature! 🤷‍♂️09 Aug 2023 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:2w4selfz7rowo2uhag2pnih3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4jo4xtqlw2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/stanrandom.bsky.social/post/3k4gqrorrh625I hear you, jukebox. I hear you (but only just, please speak up).08 Aug 2023 09:06 +0000at://did:plc:2w4selfz7rowo2uhag2pnih3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4gqrorrh625