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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I love people, and I play with words. &#xA;&#xA;The Divine is Love, and Love is for you.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social</link><title>@luragroen.bsky.social - Lura Groen</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mrgkyp6hk226</link><description>If you, like me, have strong feelings about dog movies, you should know that The Odyssey is one. &#xA;&#xA;I was unprepared.</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 00:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgkyp6hk226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mrfsa6m2zk2j</link><description>Private equity for profit nursing homes are evil. &#xA;&#xA;Making decisions based on money instead of the well being of our elders. &#xA;&#xA;Pure, systemic evil.</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2026 16:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfsa6m2zk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mqfmwes36c2b</link><description>It’s Jesus the promiscuous farmer Sunday! That man’s just throwing his seed everywhere! &#xA;&#xA;(Mathew 13.  Not only is the word “seed” the same as the word for “sperm,” they literally thought they were the same thing.)</description><pubDate>11 Jul 2026 21:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfmwes36c2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mqd6onhdxc2l</link><description>My favorite thing is when conservatives try to hit me with “you probably think baby-killing is Biblical.” &#xA;&#xA;And I know they’re accusing me of supporting abortion. (I do!)</description><pubDate>10 Jul 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqd6onhdxc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mpocituhhc2e</link><description>Not Gay as in “God loves you,” &#xA;&#xA;Queer as in &#xA;&#xA;“The Divine reorders the universe to make space for your unique and beloved self.” &#xA;&#xA;Yes, this is a Mathew Vines Reformation project subtweet</description><pubDate>02 Jul 2026 15:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpocituhhc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mp7iz7baxc24</link><description>In honor of Pride, a repost: &#xA;&#xA;(CN sexual language)&#xA;&#xA;May the Mighty One dance Her fierce dance on all the walls of injustice. &#xA;May the Strong, Proud Mama keep all Her babies safe. &#xA;May the Femme of all Femmes paint us in beauty.</description><pubDate>26 Jun 2026 17:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7iz7baxc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mp2r2d4sus2f</link><description>Biblical Theology recs please! &#xA;&#xA;I have a lay leader, well educated and willing to read hard stuff, who is looking for a commentary on Luke or Luke/Acts.  Would love to give him some liberation theology.  What would you recommend?</description><pubDate>24 Jun 2026 20:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2r2d4sus2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mo7kcdwmcs2n</link><description>People who don’t love Queer and Trans people are missing out on so much joy. &#xA;&#xA;How could you not love watching someone’s delight at discovering their true selves? Their true loves? 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I didn’t mean to, and that isn’t language I think is helpful from the pulpit. &#xA;&#xA;But also, not wrong.</description><pubDate>31 May 2026 15:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn5uqakz6c2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mmmovtitwk2g</link><description>You can’t believe Acts 2 and believe women can’t preach. &#xA;&#xA;You can’t both believe in the Holy Spirit and think She cares about gender</description><pubDate>24 May 2026 19:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmovtitwk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mmlyf64qek2r</link><description>Listening to the Holy Spirit will make you weird. &#xA;&#xA;She’s wild. I love Her, but wow.</description><pubDate>24 May 2026 12:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmlyf64qek2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mmcu4l6wos2j</link><description>Sometimes the people I pastor let me bless their dogs. &#xA;&#xA;Which I love *almost* as much as when they let me baptize their babies.</description><pubDate>20 May 2026 21:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmcu4l6wos2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mm5pbtnokk2f</link><description>The more I learn about Rededicate 250 the more horrified I am. &#xA;&#xA;This is not the religion of Jesus, but a sick twisting of everything he taught. &#xA;&#xA;(Although Christians are still the ones responsible for calling it out, since it is our religion that is getting twisted.)&#xA;&#xA;God loves *the world.*</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 20:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5pbtnokk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mm3wvfq2522y</link><description>Dear white siblings, being discriminated against for some other part of our lives does not make it magically impossible for us to be racist. &#xA;&#xA;Even if we grew up poor, or an immigrant, or trans or Queer, we still need to consciously unlearn white supremacy.</description><pubDate>18 May 2026 03:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3wvfq2522y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mlysooh57k2i</link><description>When you’re a monster truck auntie but also a nerdy preacher&#xA;&#xA;“Ok, I’ll play with Kindergarten…..de-constructer?” &#xA;&#xA;(It’s “Kindergarten Crusher, in case you also need the reminder.)</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 21:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlysooh57k2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mlrcwh7cks2i</link><description>Gas stations are often the site for strange interactions with men, but today was the strangest.  &#xA;&#xA;I was filling up my tank, ignoring cat calls from the next pump, when I noticed that shit, my tire is flat again. 🧵</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 22:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrcwh7cks2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3ml7jhrldvc2m</link><description>My new therapist said I have the most convoluted brain hacks he’d ever heard of.&#xA;&#xA;So I’m fairly sure that means I win therapy today.</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 20:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7jhrldvc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3ml47wf3ewk2t</link><description>On social media this morning for all the Met Gala protests. &#xA;&#xA;But also the Met Gala looks.</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 12:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2wddmfd4hexau3tgn2fk7kds/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml47wf3ewk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/luragroen.bsky.social/post/3mkxlbax3kk24</link><description>Being a congregational pastor brings me such great joy. &#xA;&#xA;I suspect that whatever your call is, it will or does bring you joy too. 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