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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Some folks: Demure &amp; Mindful&#xA;Me: Obscure &amp; Spooky&#xA;Serial Re-poster&#xA;&#34;I never said I was nice.&#34;</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jenbrucker.com</link><title>@jenbrucker.com - Giraffe Car!</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jenbrucker.com/post/3myuvlfzqd223</link><description>Stay out of his woods and his lake, and leave his momma alone, and you&#39;ll be fine.&#xA;If I ever found myself in the woods around Crystal Lake, I would let Jason carry me to the main road.&#xA;The only reason I would be there is if someone chased me there...I feel Jason would understand that.&#xA;#CrystalLake</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2026 18:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:2z42dcnbfpy2vmokify5ttkc/app.bsky.feed.post/3myuvlfzqd223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jenbrucker.com/post/3myrzwbnlys2r</link><description>Listening to 1979 gets more sour every time Billy has a new hot take. Here&#39;s the thing Billy, I was in college 1979 came out. 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