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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>This is a parody account featuring a tragic figure who has destroyed the Democratic Party in New York&#39;s Suffolk County.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social</link><title>@richschaffer.bsky.social - Rich Schaffer</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lsgnctmaqc2e</link><description>Use our new Long Island Politics starter pack! Share with friends! Collect, save and trade! #longisland  go.bsky.app/P2R2dWa&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Jun 2025 12:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsgnctmaqc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lsgmlihojc2e</link><description>Though our team has moved back  to Twitter, our intern will continue reposting meme content here at Bluesky. Thanks for following! #richschaffer #raytierney @stoicismdaily.bsky.social</description><pubDate>25 Jun 2025 12:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsgmlihojc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lrloarkj722g</link><description>Our team considering a move back to Twitter.</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2025 19:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrloarkj722g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lraritlam22w</link><description>Interns are my favorite. They work in the summer heat and they leave when it&#39;s over. They don&#39;t hang around thinking I give a damn about their thoughts. They just go. And they hardly cost much of the Suffolk County Dem contributions that I gobble up for Babylon. #richschaffer #babylon #democrats</description><pubDate>10 Jun 2025 11:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lraritlam22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lr3zxibbek2z</link><description>Some people say that my greed and disregard for people-driven democracy knows no bounds. To this I say, &#34;Go Mets!&#34; #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats https://huntingtonnow.com/suffolk-close-up-lipa-turmoil-continues/</description><pubDate>08 Jun 2025 14:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr3zxibbek2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lr3q63hdg22w</link><description>Oh, no, no, no, no! You want a sparsely filled committee of patronage loyalists, that way I can appoint a pile of toadies to vote away any leadership challenges. We don&#39;t want an army of supporters! Jacobin is dumb. #babylon #democrats @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #suffolk</description><pubDate>08 Jun 2025 11:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr3q63hdg22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqwszvuyi22r</link><description>Someone called the Suffolk Democratic Party an emoyment office yesterday. Do a little work, get a job. It requires more than a little work, but the point is accuratw. I employ people. It is the source of my power. #richschaffer #babylon #suffolk #longisland #democrats @newsday.bsky.social</description><pubDate>06 Jun 2025 12:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqwszvuyi22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqv3zpdwec2w</link><description>This sort of thing can NEVER compete with my charisma, lies and backstabbing, when combined with occasional patronage appointments in Babylon Town government. #richschaffer #suffolk #democrats #babylon #longisland</description><pubDate>05 Jun 2025 19:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv3zpdwec2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqsuehtilk24</link><description>Oh, what would she know about politics? Just show up! Do as you&#39;re told. I&#39;ll reward you with a taxpayer funded job. Just keep your mouth shut. #suffolk #babylon #democrats #longisland #richschaffer https://www.axios.com/2025/06/04/karine-jean-pierre-independent-new-book</description><pubDate>04 Jun 2025 22:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqsuehtilk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqpdj25vmc2h</link><description>Sure. But everything is great in Babylon. At the end of the day, that&#39;s what really matters. Am I right? Rich Schaffer yesterday! Rich Schaffer today! Rich Schaffer tomorrow! @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #suffolk #babylon #democrats https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-1-400-county-crisis-for-democrats/id1200361736?i=1000710992191</description><pubDate>03 Jun 2025 12:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqpdj25vmc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqml27memc2l</link><description>I LOVE these stoicism quotes. They say so much that is true. I posted this one recently. It says to, &#34;show up.&#34; Seriously. Just show up! We need you here to walk petitions. The party depends on free labor. It doesn&#39;t ask you to talk or to lead. We are just fine in those departments! #democrats</description><pubDate>02 Jun 2025 10:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqml27memc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqfegfl5b22h</link><description>As the Knicks mount their comeback against the Pacers, someone sent me this. It is right! Politicians from ALL sides serve best as we erase divisions and work as a TEAM! #edromaine @longislander520.bsky.social #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #bronny #kobe #longisland #suffolk #democrats</description><pubDate>30 May 2025 13:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqfegfl5b22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lqe3wrokls2a</link><description>If there&#39;s any chance for a photo-op with my favorite county executive I will creep up in the back and BOMB it! For real, for real! #richschaffer #schaffer #babylon #edromaine #suffolkcounty</description><pubDate>30 May 2025 01:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqe3wrokls2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lpylm6epnk2v</link><description>Tell me your community is declining without telling me your community is declining. #babylon #richschaffer #democrats #longisland @newsday.bsky.social</description><pubDate>25 May 2025 11:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpylm6epnk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lpwqpbqm4c2g</link><description>No chance in hell! If I can still extract value from the status quo then I won&#39;t change a damn thing! #babylon #suffolk @longislander520.bsky.social #schaffer #democrats</description><pubDate>24 May 2025 18:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpwqpbqm4c2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lpthqtryr22d</link><description>I&#39;ve said it for years - they should pay Suffolk Police enough that they wouldn&#39;t need to moonlight like this! It&#39;s just a shame. I love the Suffolk Police. I adore them. I worship and revere them because they are blessed paragons of upright citizenship! They shouldn&#39;t live as paupers! #scpd</description><pubDate>23 May 2025 10:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpthqtryr22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lprcdpzyfk2g</link><description>Join me. Worship at the temple of Ed Romaine and the PBA. Join us as we sing his glories and give him praises. Then repeat after me, &#34;I will not run a serious challenger to our friend Ed Romaine.&#34; @scdaonews.bsky.social #edromaine #babylon #pba #suffolkcounty @indivisibleli.bsky.social</description><pubDate>22 May 2025 14:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lprcdpzyfk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lpkjktmo4c2o</link><description>Now that I&#39;m not running anyone against Conservative Republican DA Ray Tierney, I&#39;m starting to think Ed Romaine deserves re-election. Especially if he hands over some judicial cross endorsements! Ed = charmer! @newsday.bsky.social @scdaonews.bsky.social #suffolkcounty #democrat #schaffer #sellout</description><pubDate>19 May 2025 21:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpkjktmo4c2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lpbwklazbc2s</link><description>Wait a minute. I don&#39;t understand. How&#39;s that? Are they saying that people who seek jobs and pensions will do as they&#39;re told? Who makes this crap up? #democrats @scdaonews.bsky.social #babylon @newsday.bsky.social https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/original-sin-jake-tapper-alex-thompson-biden-democrats/</description><pubDate>16 May 2025 11:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpbwklazbc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lp6tbbcv2k23</link><description>Trust me - Democratic leadership is very thankful that the rank and file refuse to criticize us. It is well known - our problem is big city communists who insist on a difference between the Democratic Party and the GOP. Our leadership is NOT the problem! #democrats  https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-political-scene/how-joe-biden-handed-the-presidency-to-donald-trump</description><pubDate>15 May 2025 05:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6tbbcv2k23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lovbghil7k2d</link><description>Team Schaffer is REALLY revving up for the election. As the head of the Democratic party I can&#39;t think of ANYONE I&#39;d rather have on my team! @scdaonews.bsky.social @long-island-ny.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social #richschaffer #longisland #babylon #democrat</description><pubDate>11 May 2025 10:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lovbghil7k2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lochujlujs2h</link><description>Gone Girls on Netflix, the documentary about the Gilgo Beach murders, quoted Steve Bellone saying he followed the advice of a couple of trusted people when he appointed James Burke. That was me and Spota! That&#39;s how much influence I have! @netflix.com #gonegirls #gilgo #jamesburke</description><pubDate>03 May 2025 23:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lochujlujs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lo6pqohhnc2i</link><description>Ray Tierney&#39;s motto -- &#34;No One Is Above The Law.&#34; Except the Suffolk Police who run an illegal Super PAC. Ray doesn&#39;t investigate or prosecute them because, like me, he relies on that PAC for money. I love Ray. He makes me tingle! @scdaonews.bsky.social #tierney #babylon #democrats</description><pubDate>02 May 2025 11:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo6pqohhnc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lnsip4bsxk2d</link><description>Errol Toulon agrees with denying rights and due process ... and that why he&#39;s the kind of Democrat we need in these trying time! #erroltoulon @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #suffolkdemocrats #kilmar #garcia #babylon #richschaffer https://www.newsmax.com/amp/newsmax-tv/jail-ms-13-deportation/2025/04/25/id/1208351/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ7If5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHjpjDu9Mi1qzmDFipIAjNwFzh0h2TE7K_Z4OcKnshq2nm2h4RTPM5m5L4aSM_aem_Ax3zxq6sQQmCV_cEK6maCQ</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2025 14:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnsip4bsxk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lnm3teebns2x</link><description>This is like the time I stacked the Progressive Caucus with actual active people. If you want to be THIS close to power, you need to shut your mouth. I&#39;ll make the decisions here (while pretending to be guileless and affable). https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/23/dnc-gives-david-hogg-an-ultimatum-00307113?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ3xsNleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHquK1Jdfe8ms4zyhC0qyz8StD0HbcO91OUzMEi1tTZZZXlBCBIMnhmDMfE4D_aem_E3Xj86CjNluvR-DGh74qmw</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2025 01:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnm3teebns2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3ln6g2gyxj22a</link><description>Our Democratic Party is the greatest. And we represent Democratic values. Really. Trust us. @scdaonews.bsky.social #toulon #richschaffer</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2025 15:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln6g2gyxj22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lmpnowvkz22s</link><description>This has nothing to do with me. Everyone loves patronage, taxes, cops, and the leaders who make several six figure salaries advocating for them! #richschaffer #babylon #teamschaffer #longisland #wesleyyang #grift</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2025 18:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpnowvkz22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lmmi2p4ebc2w</link><description>We will not run a challenger to Blessed Ray Tierney. His social media stokes fear of gang crime committed by tattoed brown people. People will say I&#39;m supporting a Republican, but I plan on blaming the Democratic Party for not producing a candidate. @scdaonews.bsky.social @newsday.bsky.social</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2025 11:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:35mtiwbbciohsl3kfbeiuzj6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmmi2p4ebc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/richschaffer.bsky.social/post/3lmcln25aok2v</link><description>@johnavlon.bsky.social  &#34;We don&#39;t need these privileged billionaires telling us what to do! 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