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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>&#xA;(Danny)&#xA;&#xA;A well-seasoned basement dweller who talks about video games and dorky stuff on the internet. &#xA;&#xA;owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome&#xA;&#xA;youtube channel:  https://www.youtube.com/@thedorksdelight&#xA;&#xA;Blog: https://www.dorksdelight.com</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedorksdelight.bsky.social</link><title>@thedorksdelight.bsky.social - The Dorks’ Delight</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedorksdelight.bsky.social/post/3mzbx7ea6bs2a</link><description>I want to hear Shrek doing Marvin Gaye Karaoke so that Shrexual Healing becomes something I can listen to as I fall asleep at night</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 23:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:36zh5bydwyn74c7ff2tdmint/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbx7ea6bs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedorksdelight.bsky.social/post/3mzbwvoi6os2a</link><description>Who is the cooler guy? Both are ice cold</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 23:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:36zh5bydwyn74c7ff2tdmint/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbwvoi6os2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedorksdelight.bsky.social/post/3mza2742emc2k</link><description>It&#39;s cool that Pokémon scalpers don&#39;t care bout soup. Imagine someone sitting on the floor in front of the soup aisle, digging until they find the mewtwo can of Campbells. &#xA;&#xA;Also? I have that shit...nbd $600 or best offer (serious offers only I know what I have)</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 05:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:36zh5bydwyn74c7ff2tdmint/app.bsky.feed.post/3mza2742emc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedorksdelight.bsky.social/post/3mza2742emc2k</link><description>It&#39;s cool that Pokémon scalpers don&#39;t care bout soup. 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