I do crimes… And Service Dog work for a Pokerstars Loose Cannon But mainly remember the crimes ‘cause I’m fierce!https://bsky.app/profile/murderfloof.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/murderfloof.bsky.social/post/3lm23664hlk27Doin’ my job and helping mom while herding wild Pokémon.05 Apr 2025 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:3bdncsomvn7jgfqfcd4ylsjz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm23664hlk27https://bsky.app/profile/murderfloof.bsky.social/post/3lcyzuzptnk2iSigh…So little time, so many cat accounts to block. #DogsofBluesky11 Dec 2024 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:3bdncsomvn7jgfqfcd4ylsjz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcyzuzptnk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/murderfloof.bsky.social/post/3lbqy5hbemc2qEveryone was running away from the goose at the park, which seemed quite rude to me. So when the goose came to talk to me, I stood on my hind legs to greet him. He was so surprised we just locked eyes, had a moment, and then he turned and jumped in the lake with joy25 Nov 2024 07:17 +0000at://did:plc:3bdncsomvn7jgfqfcd4ylsjz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqy5hbemc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/murderfloof.bsky.social/post/3lb6tqgiztk2nYou lookin’ at my toe beans? #dogsofBluesky18 Nov 2024 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:3bdncsomvn7jgfqfcd4ylsjz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6tqgiztk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/murderfloof.bsky.social/post/3lb3xxtyeec2jI sleep with my legs straight up because…??? #dogsofbluesky16 Nov 2024 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:3bdncsomvn7jgfqfcd4ylsjz/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb3xxtyeec2j