I will make your #SQLServer faster in exchange for money. https://linktr.ee/darlingdatahttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mu7qnk4cuo2rWell that’s got to sting a bit. https://aconcan.io/blog/flyway-for-freeloaders/29 Aug 2026 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7qnk4cuo2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mt5nivvlox2xAzores! I saw some cows. They didn’t speak much English but they seemed nice enough.15 Aug 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5nivvlox2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mt4o334afh2ewhen in orly.15 Aug 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4o334afh2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mt2tsp4vqu2cAu revoir Paris, Vou ser português agora.14 Aug 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2tsp4vqu2chttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3msvrjkurpx2cWell that was fun12 Aug 2026 18:36 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvrjkurpx2chttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3msvnbv7x772ebrb gonna light a cigarette off this eclipse12 Aug 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvnbv7x772ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3msoab66zcv2eTrying to make friends.09 Aug 2026 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msoab66zcv2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mslv4qwec225They named one after me.08 Aug 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslv4qwec225https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3msiicepvyo22Performance Monitor 3.4 is out! https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v3.4.0 Better compression, new Linux support, many bug fixes and performance improvements! Vendredi je suis amoureux!07 Aug 2026 11:47 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3msiicepvyo22https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3ms6sve4zhn2eWoah. https://clickhouse.com/blog/andy-pavlo-joins-clickhouse03 Aug 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6sve4zhn2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3ms25ygaqa72fallez hop!01 Aug 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms25ygaqa72fhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mrypejxj6f2sGoodnight you sleepyheads.01 Aug 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrypejxj6f2shttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mrryalclwm27Performance monitoring that doesn't suck. Free. Built by someone who has actually tuned a query. Solve problems, instead of clicking around dumb charts and graphs. PerformanceMonitor 3.3.0 is out now: https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v3.3.029 Jul 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrryalclwm27https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mrbjjwamh72c14 wins hwg22 Jul 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbjjwamh72chttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mraid3xogl2ov3.2.0 is out. Darling is the new headless SQL Server monitoring edition. One free service watches 5 servers or 500, and an AI agent can drive it over MCP. Built by someone who actually tunes queries. https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v3.2.022 Jul 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraid3xogl2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mraexwgrox2tPerformance Studio 1.16.0 is out. Query Store search and filtering: find plans by query text, set execution and duration thresholds, include or ignore specific queries. Filters apply before the top N. It updates itself. https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceStudio/releases/tag/v1.16.022 Jul 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraexwgrox2thttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mr6cdkisfm2kNew album in stores tomorrow.21 Jul 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6cdkisfm2khttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mr3cef3nnt2ta great post by niko where he talks about something really useful you can do with hekaton: https://www.nikoport.com/2026/07/19/the-odyssey-of-hekaton-sql-server-2025/20 Jul 2026 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3cef3nnt2thttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mqsb337gls2ttypical sql server code review.16 Jul 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqsb337gls2thttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mqc5npb36l2mbuilt a claude code plugin that reads sql server execution plans and tells you what's wrong. /plugin marketplace add erikdarlingdata/claude-plugins /plugin install sqlserver-query-plans@erikdarling then run /reload-plugins and just point it at a .sqlplan file: https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/claude-plugins10 Jul 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqc5npb36l2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mq3z7hszyo27Bing! https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/07/07/microsoft-365-copilot-adoption-is-under-4-5-after-3-years-only-1-use-it-weekly-yet-prices-went-up/08 Jul 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3z7hszyo27https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mpyzkg5ed322this is very cool. databricks is doing some really amazing stuff, which is a pretty stark contrast to the utter lifelessness of fabric: https://www.databricks.com/blog/lakebase-ltap-rethinking-database-storage06 Jul 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyzkg5ed322https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mptunqn35426Performance Studio 1.15.0 is out. The Query Store visualizations now use a validated colorblind-safe palette, so the charts stay readable no matter how you see color. Auto-updates if you already have it. https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceStudio/releases/tag/v1.15.004 Jul 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptunqn35426https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mptprn3sko2mJuly DarlingData release: Declaration of Index-pendence. sp_HumanEventsBlockViewer decodes wait_resource to show the blocked object. sp_IndexCleanup writes filtered-index fix scripts. https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/DarlingData/releases/tag/Updates_2026070104 Jul 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptprn3sko2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mprbttjjtp22This heat has got RIGHT OUT OF HAND!!!03 Jul 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprbttjjtp22https://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mpmlzh2vxk2a@jorriss.bsky.social congratulations on beating the Padres.01 Jul 2026 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmlzh2vxk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3mosrytz6zi2lHappy Father’s Day etc.21 Jun 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mosrytz6zi2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3moibbnr7n42q🎉🥳 IT'S HERE 🥳🎉 PerformanceMonitor v3.0.0 has landed, and it's a big one! 🚀 No more UI freezes 🔍 Object + index-level collection 🧠 Rebuilt recommendations engine Free, open source, zero breaking changes. 🍾 https://github.com/erikdarlingdata/PerformanceMonitor/releases/tag/v3.0.017 Jun 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3moibbnr7n42qhttps://bsky.app/profile/erikdarling.com/post/3moghgvadhp2fPre-cons for PASS Summit West are official 🎉 I'm teaching a full day: "T-SQL That Doesn't Suck: Solving Performance and Concurrency Problems." #PASSDataSummit https://passdatacommunitysummit.com/west/pre-conference-sessions-and-speakers/#speaker-erik-darling16 Jun 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:3e7efyttu7luvb2cnzom7ehf/app.bsky.feed.post/3moghgvadhp2f