@chrisrandall.net - Chris Randall

14 Apr 2026 21:53 +0000

Dear Person That Designed The Printful Shopify App: Dude. Bro. Help me help you. This is not an acceptable use of your time or skills. Come on now.

14 Apr 2026 09:56 +0000

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: delete Spotify. You don’t need it. Don’t just delete it. Take it out behind your house and beat it with a garden tool. Then piss on it. Seriously, that dude and his company are a parasite.

13 Apr 2026 14:50 +0000

That whistle that turbo diesel plus-sized pickups make is the sound of “here comes basic bitch reply guy!”

10 Apr 2026 20:40 +0000

I know most everyone else is well in to spring, but we just got snow a couple days ago. It’s nice to see the first tentative buds and flowers. #vermont

07 Apr 2026 11:49 +0000

Good morning from Snowland (Reprise)

04 Apr 2026 09:17 +0000

Me every morning now: Today’s the day! Gonna be a good one! Nope. Scratch that. Still alive.

03 Apr 2026 19:22 +0000

I’d like the record to reflect that, while I like the Police, I am 57. I have heard every single song on Synchronicity enough. I’m good. We can shelve that one.

02 Apr 2026 12:41 +0000

Apple not having your disembodied hands music gear videos in the App Store, and that's final.

01 Apr 2026 10:37 +0000

Dear @mailchimphelp.bsky.social I get it. SMS has moved to Campaigns. I have internalized this information to the point where I see this modal in my sleep. Do I need to see it on every single page I look at on your site, forever? Asking for a friend.

30 Mar 2026 12:52 +0000

One super annoying thing about having to do business with a lot of Europeans is that they all get vacations and healthcare. It can really impinge on my Freedom™ or whatever.

26 Mar 2026 19:38 +0000

Is there an up-cycle use for Dish Network carcasses that I am not aware of?

26 Mar 2026 19:12 +0000

This little house I’m renovating now is the third one I’ve bought, and one thing I’ve learned: the home improvement skills of Previous Owner are inversely proportional to the number of dead Dish Network carcasses I have to peel off the outside. Landfill capitalism at its finest.

26 Mar 2026 13:32 +0000

I don’t know who _won_ the loudness wars, but Berlin’s “Pleasure Victim” definitely lost them. What’s a brother gotta do to get a modern remaster of this? ‘Bout fixin’ to do it myself.

24 Mar 2026 20:10 +0000

Almost spring!

17 Mar 2026 11:05 +0000

In this morning’s battle of Luna v Skunk, the score is Mr. Stinky: 1, a very penitent and remorseful Luna: 0. Bright side: it wasn’t Stickers, the neighborhood porcupine.

15 Mar 2026 12:45 +0000

The longer I work on any given house, the more detailed and refined my dislike of Previous Homeowner becomes.

14 Mar 2026 19:44 +0000

Dear YouTube et al: there is, I can assure you, not a single situation about which I require Bill Maher’s opinion.

14 Mar 2026 18:37 +0000

Snow day dub.

13 Mar 2026 22:22 +0000

Prince was right all along.