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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Sonic troublemaker. 0.5f owner of Audio Damage, Inc.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.chrisrandall.net</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net</link><title>@chrisrandall.net - Chris Randall</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3myuat64sgc2n</link><description>The nice thing about statements starting with &#34;Billy Corgan said&#34; is that I can just stop reading there and move on. Don&#39;t even need to bother with the rest.</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2026 12:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3myuat64sgc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mydcods4wk2i</link><description>In the last month, we&#39;ve probably got as many influencer emails as in the last 5 years. I can easily triage LLM-generated artist requests: &#xA;&#xA;&#34;collaboration&#34; = &#34;can I have your stuff for free?&#34; &#xA;&#xA;&#34;partnership&#34; = &#34;can I have your stuff for free and also will you pay me to make a video?&#34;</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2026 18:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydcods4wk2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mxyqq7z5ik2o</link><description>It would be dope if Apple could make an App Store Connect that was only for devs that have been making iOS apps since the beginning. The whole site, which we need to maintain our products, is basically useless due to the avalanche of slop. This has been the case for some weeks now.</description><pubDate>16 Oct 2026 14:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyqq7z5ik2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mxkoutlw7c22</link><description>analog industries is back!&#xA;https://analogindustries.com/2026/10/guess-whos-back-back-again/</description><pubDate>10 Oct 2026 23:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxkoutlw7c22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mxknoavzsc2h</link><description>What have we here?</description><pubDate>10 Oct 2026 23:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxknoavzsc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mxh2nsd55222</link><description>Good morning from Treeland.</description><pubDate>09 Oct 2026 13:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxh2nsd55222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mx7xd5mpas23</link><description>Dear Instagram visual artist: waiting for you to turn your canvas around is only interesting when one of you is doing it. When you’re all doing it, it becomes quite tedious.</description><pubDate>06 Oct 2026 17:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx7xd5mpas23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mwyofrfnbs2a</link><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 19:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyofrfnbs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mwy53jmspk2r</link><description>Vermonting the shit out of this day. #vermont #vermonting</description><pubDate>03 Oct 2026 14:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwy53jmspk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mwsrambags2s</link><description>Good morning from treeland. &#xA;&#xA;#vermont #vermonting</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 11:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsrambags2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mwovw5ribk2a</link><description>I&#39;ve been making plugins for 25 years; I am, by any measure, an expert, having put in my 10,000 hours several times over. Believe me when I say that even LLM assisted, a proper product takes months to tune. If you want to give your money to a one-shot shop, that&#39;s your choice, but caveat emptor.</description><pubDate>29 Sep 2026 22:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwovw5ribk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mvnwebgmg22b</link><description>The Cantina Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/39f2394ae36df6e199be9eb7c9fa1012/70/6f/rIRwTo1G.gif?hh=208&amp;ww=460&amp;mp4=2wcMinekgbj9k&amp;webm=3TOT2vhsxSmlpPBMBly8</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnwebgmg22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/chrisrandall.net/post/3mvmvvnkv322g</link><description>RIP Catherine Ringer. A true artist and very, very strange person who didn’t give a solitary fuck. One of my idols. &#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/1zWlnzFXcKY?is=d_l51Vik2fo50OAv</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 10:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3fbzerxtainq3sdmz7dlfja2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmvvnkv322g</guid></item></channel></rss>