Author | Artist | Depressed 🐦‍⬛https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mzju3dmwd22xDude at this bar just asked if he could depend on me for the republican vote in 2028 and I have never laughed so fucking hard 😭😂05 Nov 2026 02:47 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzju3dmwd22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mzhmyhtaxc2rAmerica showed up and told that repugnant piece of shit and his cult to shove the ballroom up his fat ass today. We’ve got a looooong way to go but today was a good start.04 Nov 2026 05:34 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhmyhtaxc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mz4podjkm22sVampires are all inherently queer and I will not be elaborating.30 Oct 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4podjkm22shttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mz35xyy3ns2tHyper-fixating on phantoms.30 Oct 2026 06:34 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz35xyy3ns2thttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mytnqlhgps2vYes, I’m religious. I worship Sleep (Token). I love this band so fucking much. Found them at the lowest point in my life and clung to their music like a piece of driftwood in a storm. 😌27 Oct 2026 06:55 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mytnqlhgps2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mwfekcwrtc2uIllustrating swords from scratch is so fucking fun because ye olde autism brain goes “Hey, you know what be fucking sweet? Slapping together various geometric shapes to make something Alucard might threaten a mouthy Belmont with.”26 Sep 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwfekcwrtc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mwefiwraxk2vGot bored. Made swords.25 Sep 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwefiwraxk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mwboxbjm5c2g24 Sep 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwboxbjm5c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mw3gx5cydc24Not sure when/where it arose, but the perpetuation that indie books warrant no lower than 4-stars is actually damaging. This is a business; there are no participation trophies. Reading is subjective; readers owe us nothing, and they certainly don’t owe us glowing reviews for a book they didn’t enjoy22 Sep 2026 04:59 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3gx5cydc24https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mvy653omi22sIf you ever serve me guacamole with a fucking banana in it we’re gonna need a hostage negotiator. Who the hell puts A BANANA in GUACAMOLE?20 Sep 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvy653omi22shttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mv6xr44bd223Relevant to @dmeyerauthor.bsky.social ‘s interests. 😂10 Sep 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6xr44bd223https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mudwnm5bss2vYou’ll all be pleased to know my weirdo online personality has transcended social media; everyone at Worldcon on Friday went, “Hey it’s Luke! You’re that weird dude from Facebook!” 😭😂31 Aug 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudwnm5bss2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mtnjg2aofs23The block button is a wonderful tool.22 Aug 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtnjg2aofs23https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3msugdbc4ak2z280 words tonight on the final Shadow Twins novel. Just gotta keep chipping away.12 Aug 2026 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3msugdbc4ak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mn2fgile3k25New hardcovers for VULTURES and HOUSE OF MUIR going live soon.30 May 2026 06:12 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn2fgile3k25https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mn2fgile3k25New hardcovers for VULTURES and HOUSE OF MUIR going live soon.30 May 2026 06:12 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn2fgile3k25https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mmzahrrxus2pSomehow, VULTURES turns 7 years old today, and what a ride it’s been. Massive shoutout to @nickborrelli.bsky.social who gave me my first review way back when. It’s something I’ll always cherish.29 May 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzahrrxus2phttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mmxgw3exts23Paperbacks have arrived with their new covers. Hardbacks coming in soon.29 May 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxgw3exts23https://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mlwyh6bnhk2x16 May 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwyh6bnhk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mlry2bpvas2r“Grief is wondrously monstrous. It is the implement by which we come to live in lies.” Like…I wrote that a year ago, but it’s been haunting me the last couple months. It’s been a long several years. Some days are exceptionally exhausting. Depression sucks. Wish my mom was here.14 May 2026 04:26 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlry2bpvas2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mljhscxv4k2bAn old nightmare, reimagined. “I would murder the world again to find you.” HOUSE OF MUIR: The Second Shadow Twins Nightmare Rolling out in hardcover for the first time, soon. Art and design by me.10 May 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljhscxv4k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mljhscxv4k2bAn old nightmare, reimagined. “I would murder the world again to find you.” HOUSE OF MUIR: The Second Shadow Twins Nightmare Rolling out in hardcover for the first time, soon. Art and design by me.10 May 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljhscxv4k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3ml7okaolrk2pMan, that’s a hell of a review. 🫶 [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7okaolrk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/luketarzian.bsky.social/post/3mldaffcckk2zAn old nightmare, reimagined. “I have done horrible things, and I will do more before this night is done.” VULTURES: The First Shadow Twins Nightmare New hardcover rolling out soon.08 May 2026 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:3gtyp5dhi2urn4k6lydqliox/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldaffcckk2z