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<rss version="2.0"><channel><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social</link><title>@anthonyburch.bsky.social - </title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3mj67pol2kc2s</link><description>@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social Hiya Ben -- Hi Ben,&#xA;&#xA;Freddie Wong and I work on a comedy podcast called Dungeons and Daddies and we were wondering if you&#39;d like to make a brief pre-recorded cameo at the top of our next episode.</description><pubDate>10 Apr 2026 21:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj67pol2kc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lpowtln7ac2s</link><description>Still got a fuckload of available tickets for my Jun 4 standup show at the Lyric Hyperion in LA. Erin Keif will also be there doing improv, which will be funnier than the standup prob&#xA;&#xA;https://www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-burch-is-trying-standup-again-tickets-1358863570519?aff=oddtdtcreator</description><pubDate>21 May 2025 15:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpowtln7ac2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3ln3rodssek2p</link><description>If you have any intention of resisting the government, do not attempt suicide because they will ban you from getting a gun for five years</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2025 13:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln3rodssek2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lmsxdcexos26</link><description>https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1jz477g/trump_to_bukele_homegrowns_are_next_the/ it is time for genuine physical resistance and lawbreaking in order to protect others. &#xA;&#xA;Look up how to deactivate tear gas grenades (a jug full of maalox and water), fight cops holding riot shields (don&#39;t punch: grab the top or bottom and yank toward yourself), etc.</description><pubDate>15 Apr 2025 01:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmsxdcexos26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3ll4yshhams2n</link><description>Thank you so much to everyone who came to my show yesterday. We’re going to be filming the next one, so if you went to last night and faked laughs please do so again on Wednesday</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 14:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll4yshhams2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3ljqlx3fphk2q</link><description>My 3/23 standup show sold out so I’m doing another on 3/26: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-burch-tries-standup-tickets-1273135816499?utm_experiment=test_share_listing&amp;aff=ebdsshios</description><pubDate>06 Mar 2025 23:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqlx3fphk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3ljnytrrnqc2v</link><description>Hi Los Angeles homies, I am doing standup at the Lyric Hyperion on 3/23 at 930 pm: &#xA;&#xA;https://www.eventbrite.com/e/anthony-burch-tries-standup-tickets-1271199204039?aff=oddtdtcreator</description><pubDate>05 Mar 2025 22:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljnytrrnqc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lij3upz5tk24</link><description>I don’t really know who Sabrina Carpenter is but i know she looks like if Florence Pugh took The Substance, which is insane because Florence Pugh already looks like she took The Substance</description><pubDate>19 Feb 2025 05:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lij3upz5tk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lfsmeddn722z</link><description>I worked with the guy who made this game and he&#39;s real fuckin good at makin games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tt1bNPFk0U&amp;t=5s</description><pubDate>15 Jan 2025 20:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfsmeddn722z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lec6yatp5k25</link><description>Me: “I’m gonna spin that clit around like Saruman spun Gandalf —“&#xA;&#xA;@loharou.bsky.social : “ugh”&#xA;&#xA;Me: “then I’m gonna whisper to it like a butterfly”&#xA;&#xA;@loharou.bsky.social “IT WAS A MOTH”</description><pubDate>27 Dec 2024 14:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lec6yatp5k25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3ld4vx5xbls2f</link><description>@loharou.bsky.social how them titties</description><pubDate>12 Dec 2024 18:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4vx5xbls2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lbryhmyl7s2c</link><description>I was going to do stand up next year but all my friends found out and wanted to come so I’m not doing stand up next year</description><pubDate>25 Nov 2024 16:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbryhmyl7s2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lbqsgcv6dk2c</link><description>Love doin’ these!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Nov 2024 05:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqsgcv6dk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lbioyozgmk2d</link><description>Some people I like on this&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 00:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbioyozgmk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lapvhmdr6s2w</link><description>someone recently told me &#34;politics isn&#39;t worth arguing about&#34; and uhhhhh&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Nov 2024 03:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lapvhmdr6s2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3lajndl67kk2p</link><description>I’m sick of hearing about hope and love and vague terms of resistance like “don’t let them walk over you.”&#xA;&#xA;Traditional methods of political resistance are over. They control literally everything.&#xA;&#xA;If you’re not talking about organized, illegal, and possibly violent action, you’re kidding yourself.</description><pubDate>09 Nov 2024 15:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3lajndl67kk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/anthonyburch.bsky.social/post/3laf7bnv5ok22</link><description>Hi</description><pubDate>07 Nov 2024 21:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3igpz4vlahqlupmxlvenec56/app.bsky.feed.post/3laf7bnv5ok22</guid></item></channel></rss>