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I don’t care, I’m just asking.</description><pubDate>06 Dec 2025 11:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3jf7nugnuyiqd4te5rhd3ibi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7cwzllosk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/marvindorfler.bsky.social/post/3m43w6lg2p22u</link><description>Is it dead yet?</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3jf7nugnuyiqd4te5rhd3ibi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m43w6lg2p22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/marvindorfler.bsky.social/post/3m3ioqphox22u</link><description>@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social &#xA;No Kings Hartford</description><pubDate>18 Oct 2025 21:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3jf7nugnuyiqd4te5rhd3ibi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ioqphox22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/marvindorfler.bsky.social/post/3lh6wwbacp22j</link><description>Has the obituary section refreshed?</description><pubDate>02 Feb 2025 11:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3jf7nugnuyiqd4te5rhd3ibi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh6wwbacp22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/marvindorfler.bsky.social/post/3lf42jrscn22e</link><description>@joshhawley.bsky.social did you get your steps in today?&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/dtl89_2-qx8AAAAC/josh-hawley-running-josh-hawley-coward.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>06 Jan 2025 21:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3jf7nugnuyiqd4te5rhd3ibi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf42jrscn22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/marvindorfler.bsky.social/post/3lcvc2hy4ws2z</link><description>🎼 Well I took the Fung Wah down to Al. To. Nah…..</description><pubDate>09 Dec 2024 17:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3jf7nugnuyiqd4te5rhd3ibi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvc2hy4ws2z</guid></item></channel></rss>