Official Goat Simulator Account. Like = would lick in real life.https://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mt27ojixax2nGoat Simulator 3 is now available with Google Play Pass! World domination is getting closer and closer y'all. Join the chaos: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coffeestain.goatsimulator3&hl=en #GooglePlay #PlayPass14 Aug 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt27ojixax2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mp4igd6uwa2tGoat Overload Edition for PS5 has now been unleashed upon the world! This physical-only edition contains: GS3 base game, Multiverse of Nonsense, Baadlands: Furry Road, Digital Downgrade, Hocus Pocus Pack, and Super Duper Pack. Get your hoofs on it here: https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Simulator-Overload-PlayStation-5/dp/B0GW1CNMD1/25 Jun 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4igd6uwa2thttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mnaal3vli32vSay hello to Goat Overload Edition – a physical PS5-exclusive bundle that is released on June 25. The edition contains: GS3 base game, Multiverse of Nonsense, Baadlands: Furry Road, Digital Downgrade, Hocus Pocus Pack, and Super Duper Pack. Pre-order: https://www.amazon.com/Goat-Simulator-Overload-PlayStation-5/dp/B0GW1CNMD1/01 Jun 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnaal3vli32vhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mmelfsj64l2nit’s like music to my ears21 May 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmelfsj64l2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mkprpda7hb2eWHAT THE GOAT? Pilgor’s got a brand-new partner in chaos: CAR. This wild crossover brings together Coffee Stain Malmö (Goat Simulator+) and Triband (What the Car?+). Available exclusively on Apple Arcade from April 30 to May 27. @whatthegames.bsky.social Trailer: youtu.be/z4mO4VKKngs30 Apr 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkprpda7hb2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mkan3xiyyj26Which of the following gear packs has been your favorite so far? 🪄 Hocus Pocus Pack 🦸 Super Duper Pack 🤖 Buck to the Future Pack24 Apr 2026 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkan3xiyyj26https://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mjmnlrvsm32xiykyk16 Apr 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmnlrvsm32xhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mj2xtcgis72rGoat Direct 2026 is up and running on our YouTube channel. Don't miss it 🤠 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL6MtFuldNQ09 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj2xtcgis72rhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mijhuu2him2f✨ ‘Buck to the Future’ key giveaway ✨ Answer this question: What was your first memory of Goat Simulator? Rules: Like this post, re-post it, follow us, and leave your answer in the comments. GLHF02 Apr 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijhuu2him2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3migxjrcirs2vGoat Simulator 3 is out today on Nintendo Switch 2. The following content is also available on the NSW2 version: Digital Downgrade, Multiverse of Nonsense, Baadlands: Furry Road, Hocus Pocus Pack, Super Duper Pack, and Buck to the Future Pack. Trailer: youtu.be/l--q-pxfv3M01 Apr 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3migxjrcirs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3migxjqcsza2p‘Buck to the Future’ gear pack is here. Step into the hooves of G, a mercenary with horns for hire and a totally made-up character for the sake of this text. Out now on Epic, Steam, MS PC Store, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PS4/PS5, and NSW2. Trailer: youtu.be/SjB1D1w0vI001 Apr 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3migxjqcsza2phttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3migu2aif7r2rGoat Direct: Your number 1 source for goaty news is out now 🐐 Have a look at what the devs behind Goat Simulator 3 have been up to lately in this year’s Goat Direct. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL6MtFuldNQ01 Apr 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3migu2aif7r2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3miegxmuibc2tThe one and only muscle mommy is visiting Fortnite until April 3rd 👀31 Mar 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miegxmuibc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3miedntjuhf2rREMINDER: 24 HOURS TO GO 🫢 🍿 Goat Direct 2026 is being unleashed tomorrow at 4 PM CEST, on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CoffeeStainNorth31 Mar 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miedntjuhf2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mhstpapf2e2v'Goat Direct' returns on April 1st on our YouTube channel 🐐 You can expect a feverdream of skits, bad acting, and goaty announcements. We will also show our favorite nominees from the Birthday Card Challenge and reveal the three plushie winners in the actual video. https://www.youtube.com/@CoffeeStainNorth24 Mar 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhstpapf2e2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mhiohjfs7o2aWhat is Pilgor yapping about now? Translate it and leave your answer in the comments 🐐20 Mar 2026 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhiohjfs7o2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mgxbgfcycc2oSPOT THE GOAT 2.0 Somewhere in this image, there’s a goat. Can you see it? Leave a comment below 👇13 Mar 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxbgfcycc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mfrhkixycn2aGentle reminder that tomorrow, Feb 27, is the last day to get your hooves on these two bombshells from Youtooz. Those specific models are limited editions and will be gone after that date. Pre-order here: https://youtooz.com/collections/goat-simulator26 Feb 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfrhkixycn2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3me72z3e6kf2omerry-goat-round06 Feb 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3me72z3e6kf2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3me4su3mas32yGoat Simulator 3 finally headbutts its way to Nintendo Switch 2 on April 1st, 2026. Wreak havoc solo, or double the damage with a friend's help. Pre-order now, cause chaos later: https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/goat-simulator-3-switch-2/05 Feb 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4su3mas32yhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mdo3rw7xjv26By popular demand, two hot new bombshells have entered the villa. Here for a limited time only 🐐🐐 Pre-order now: https://youtooz.com/collections/goat-simulator30 Jan 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdo3rw7xjv26https://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3mdgkhzwgd227prepare for trouble, and make it double 🐐🐐 pilgor pillow and plush will be available to pre-order for a limited period of 4 weeks, starting jan 30 at youtooz.com27 Jan 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgkhzwgd227https://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3maqjw5qp572tMe too, Pilgor. Me too 🔥24 Dec 2025 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqjw5qp572thttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3madw2i57vc2pKeep track of your universes with the Extended Universe Edition bundle 💫 The bundle contains ‘Multiverse of Nonsense’ and ‘Baadlands: Furry Road’ and is available on Epic, Steam, MS Store, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, as well as PS4 & PS5.19 Dec 2025 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3madw2i57vc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3m7anmtuaoc23Have you always fantasized about controlling a goat by touching its eyes? Now you can do it on Luna if you have Amazon Prime and a phone. Most of the regular controllers work too, but not for the goat-eye-touching experience. Play GS3 on Luna today, alone or with a friend in local co-op.05 Dec 2025 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7anmtuaoc23https://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3m73uxkpwjw2q4 factions, 4 videos. If this is the first one you see, you belong to the Raiders. No backsies03 Dec 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m73uxkpwjw2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3m73uxjvnc52v4 factions, 4 videos. If this is the first one you see, you belong to the Octobonk. No backsies03 Dec 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m73uxjvnc52vhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3m73uxjjjob2d4 factions, 4 videos. If this is the first one you see, you belong to the Fruitants. No backsies03 Dec 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m73uxjjjob2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/goatsimulator.com/post/3m73uxabhxn2v4 factions, 4 videos. If this is the first one you see, you belong to the Ghouls. No backsies03 Dec 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:3lrft2ov3xtkrvgiv2gsaumk/app.bsky.feed.post/3m73uxabhxn2v