I write music and teach tiny humans as Preschool Rockstar. Public school advocate. North Carolina is my home, Mississippi was my raising. Guns are stupid. Everyone deserves housing and healthcare. @canape on the bird. she/herhttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3ljlw7qwdqc2bWell. I made it as far as “Thank you very much.” Grabbed that remote before he could say another word. Donald could be reading a grocery list and his voice would still make me vomit.05 Mar 2025 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlw7qwdqc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3ljlvymeyfc2bOh hi. I did a thing last week. My album was released, and I would love y’all to give it a listen. A save. A share. Let me know what you think. https://open.spotify.com/album/7tNsoHTcCwhbph3TrzdVcR?si=xEzQZPU-QOKmlswlgXvGiA05 Mar 2025 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlvymeyfc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhtttudu322tQuick reminder that you will never remember any of the passwords you set. Nor will you remember where you stored them. Nor will you be able to tell if you typed something wrong or if you just forgot your password which you didn’t record anywhere.10 Feb 2025 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtttudu322thttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhs7zgplf22oShaboozy and the Nerds was my favorite commercial. I’m not going to eat that nastiness, but I liked his take on it’s a wonderful world and the colors were pretty.10 Feb 2025 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhs7zgplf22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhs2cswwus2oI just can’t. I love him. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2025 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhs2cswwus2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhs24m7lu22oWhen your religion needs a PR boost, it might be time to rethink religion. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2025 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhs24m7lu22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrywephos2oPapa: What’s that car he’s standing on? Papa: Who’s this guy? Papa: What’s that? Samuel L Jackson? Papa: This makes no sense at all. To be fair, he says that last one every year.10 Feb 2025 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrywephos2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhryacgq2k2oChris: Mahomes is on drugs Papa: You’re on drugs Chris: No I’m not. Papa: Well I’m on drugs. Lots of them.10 Feb 2025 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhryacgq2k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrxzrfnbk2oAnd now I’m crying. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2025 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrxzrfnbk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrxsmcni22oWe are now watching the Super Bowl in Spanish. I don’t know why. It suddenly got so much better.10 Feb 2025 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrxsmcni22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrxnpxgws2oWest Virginia West Virginia Land of homes we can buy Mobile, Colonial, Farmhouse delights If you’re lucky, your neighbor will be Jesco White. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2025 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrxnpxgws2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrwkq4wtk2oLeave it to Nestle to make the most disgusting commercial I’ve ever seen. No tongues. No.10 Feb 2025 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrwkq4wtk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrw7ib22c2oKevin: Jesus has got a lot of commercials these days. And I don’t think he understands Depeche Mode.10 Feb 2025 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrw7ib22c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrw44fukc2oMore on John Denver Papa: What did he do? Crash his plane? Kevin: Yes. Died in a plane crash Papa: John Travolta was a pilot too. Kevin: He’s still alive. Still a pilot.10 Feb 2025 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrw44fukc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhrvxxxtec2oKevin: Nobody remembers John Denver anymore Papa: He hasn’t done anything in a long time. Put nothing out. Kevin: That’s because he’s dead.10 Feb 2025 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrvxxxtec2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lhapckzewk2rI'm so happy for my friend @staceypeasley.bsky.social She was glowing on the Grammy stage with @luckydiaz.bsky.social as Lucky Diaz and the Family Jam Band accepted the Grammy for Best Children's Album. Congratulations!!!!!!!!03 Feb 2025 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhapckzewk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lh3hlffdqk27Y'all. If you have never heard a two year old yell "I wanna be a dragon!" into a U47, then when Tiny Humans, Big World drops, your life is going to suddenly be complete.01 Feb 2025 02:26 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh3hlffdqk27https://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lh2heiv3d227Jesus H. Christ. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jan 2025 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2heiv3d227https://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lh2hcjc74c27This is the kind of day where I have that ADHD paralysis. The list of things to get done is long. I think the part that effects me most is that it's not a list under one heading. It's responsibilities for every fraction of my identity. Someday I would like to do just one thing. Be just one person.31 Jan 2025 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2hcjc74c27https://bsky.app/profile/martyl.bsky.social/post/3lgstavf4uk27Of course he did. He's a really terrible human. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jan 2025 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:3rsbabbf2bbctymddeigkcyo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgstavf4uk27