Rocket scientist, dad, husband, and Lutheran trying to make the world smile a bit. This is most certainly true. Lover of Star Wars, board games, Michigan, Brewers, Packers, dad jokes.https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mzherdwmcc2t https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/67/c4/7IbgjmAI.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=8OIhZYi0UuLmoX&webm=BUWATg6jsiVRnT3c04 Nov 2026 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzherdwmcc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mzfsiyuzj22vPlease go vote today America! I'm voting for Abdul and Democrats down the ticket (ask me why for so many reasons), but if you disagree with me, still go vote. I'm naive, but I truly believe that if voter turnout was more like 80 %+ here, our political discourse would be much improved.03 Nov 2026 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzfsiyuzj22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mza7ldxc2s25It is undeniably true that UM is a few plays from 8-0, but you can't really say that without also acknowledging that they are a few plays from 2-6 against a schedule that is looking pretty bad. A weird year in CFB, so a team with UMs talent and D should be in playoff contention. Go Blue. Fire Beck.01 Nov 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mza7ldxc2s25https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3myvwrx4wcc2qHe probably was "unavailable", but gosh would I have gone and asked Brandon Woodruff if he could go for the 12th if I was Murph. Also, frankly Harrison over Chad Patrick seems suspect if Harrison doesn't even get in THAT game. Oh well - easy to second guess when it doesn't work. Get em tomorrow!28 Oct 2026 04:42 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvwrx4wcc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3myvwc3vpuc2qFeel bad for Cooper Pratt, who had an all-time moment taken away from him. Still set up well for the rest of the Series but it hurts to be that close and let it slip away. #ThisIsMyCrew28 Oct 2026 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvwc3vpuc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mykfzvk6uc26Me liking Brewers posts all day long leading up to watching my team in Game 1 of the freaking World Series tonight. #ThisIsMyCrew #Brewers #WinOurWay https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/13/42/Af9ggCEi.gif?hh=90&ww=150&mp4=ANEW0vCB6nGMBXD&webm=96JrY1Txc9Vg8hgvF523 Oct 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykfzvk6uc26https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3my3toyztts25Welcome to today's edition of "Will Michigan look decent or abjectly terrible today?"17 Oct 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3my3toyztts25https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mxxqjhy7yc2kThe Brewers are going to the World Series for the first time in my lifetime! (Insert LeBron "Can't believe this is my life meme) #ThisIsMyCrew #Brewers16 Oct 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxxqjhy7yc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mxhfb5ccy22nDitka dying in the week leading up to Packers-Bears does not bode well for my Packers. Then again, I was convinced that Bo Schembechler dying in the days before The Game in 2006 was going to matter to the outcome there.09 Oct 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhfb5ccy22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mut542ilkk24As a proud Michigan alum and football fan, I would just like to state that I also deserve a mulligan whenever I completely screw up ad fail at my job. It's the Michigan Difference.06 Sep 2026 04:16 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut542ilkk24https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mtiejlzqzc22Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtiejlzqzc22https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mnkarjsua22uSo I think this has to be one of the most unlikely 82-0 lineups possible, right? No Wilt, no MJ (either one), no Luka, no KD, and at least one or two names in there that non-basketball diehards might not even recognize. Stunned that it ended up this way. https://www.82-0.com/share?id=40Oxi3Mw7P573T0XlQF605 Jun 2026 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnkarjsua22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mmprzy2moc2vChecks score of Knicks-Cavs... Knicks have 58 points with 6:18 left in the 2nd quarter. https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/32/06/VpJzcBLvX1OtxZ.gif?hh=268&ww=498&mp4=bKXQtNFt4RNry&webm=T2fC2cfBA0J7VNngkK26 May 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmprzy2moc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mjz7k5jbwc27Have we considered that perhaps JD Vance is so unlikeable that the administration asked "What is literally the furthest away we can send him on Earth?", found out Pakistan was pretty close, and then sent him there promising "talks with Iran" just to get rid of him? [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjz7k5jbwc27https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3miurpy6hcs2dUConn would have like 30 points if Moving Screens were not disabled by the kid running the simulation. 〽️#GoBlue07 Apr 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3miurpy6hcs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mejvoppes22qMe watching Team USA women's hockey pouring in goals vs Team Canada anytime (even if it's a mostly meaningless Group A game and not the Gold Medal game)... https://media.tenor.com/6QCq9E-0LiwAAAAC/star.gif?hh=251&ww=40010 Feb 2026 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejvoppes22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mcqe5me2k22xOh no! The Rams fell for the Bears preferred "play like ass for the first half them stun em in the 2nd half!" strategy. https://media.tenor.com/ubQcmWOAghEAAAAC/move-lets-see.gif?hh=373&ww=49819 Jan 2026 00:11 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcqe5me2k22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3mair5nzef22vThe discourse is gonna be all about how Caleb Williams wouldn't let the Bears lose (and that last throw and catch was outstanding), but it's totally forgetting that the Packers in this game were basically those monks that make a scene of punching each other in the nuts to toughen up.21 Dec 2025 12:52 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mair5nzef22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m7sebkznxk2uSaw Jon Runyan Jr. proposed Michigan hiring Adam Stenavich as HC. I strongly support this only because I would totally send an email like: Dear Coach Stenavich, Remember that time you pancake blocked me on a sweep in HS while your team trampled us 49-0? Good times! Pls send free tix. Jeremy12 Dec 2025 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7sebkznxk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m6zs3vt4vk2gThis entire thread points to the fabric of what is ACTUALLY the American Dream that these idiots keep missing - it's that if you come here and work hard, you can make something amazing. THAT is American culture. This jingoistic fear of foreigners is repugnant. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Dec 2025 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zs3vt4vk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m6rs6unekc2wLet's see... Young Michigan team built on a dominant running game hosts a dominant OSU team with all-world WRs and a QB throwing absolute darts that has not been tested in months in Ann Arbor on a cold afternoon with likely snow in the 2nd half.... Where have I seen this before?29 Nov 2025 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6rs6unekc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m4jq4ml5uc22Was great seeing Roary and his fans tonight! Hope you had a great night! [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2025 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4jq4ml5uc22https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m372bvt2zk2lBrewers are going to need to get their bats going or this long series is going to get really really short. Need a good crooked number inning to break things open. #ThisIsMyCrew15 Oct 2025 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m372bvt2zk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m34qq4lfsk2oSo hard to do cuz you're so trained as a ballplayer to bail on that, but ugh Turang HAS to wear that inside sweeper. At least they showed life in the 9th. Gotta get a win tomorrow night. #ThisIsMyCrew14 Oct 2025 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m34qq4lfsk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m2xpb7hiac2tBut that Rose Bowl though... 😍😍🏆 [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Oct 2025 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2xpb7hiac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m2spvztfcs2vSo much this. I can't stand listening to the national crews after a year. Problem for me as a Brewers fan is that Brian Anderson goes and does the national broadcast, so the regular local crew would be unavailable. Still, anything is better than having to listen to the John Smoltz's of the world [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Oct 2025 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2spvztfcs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m2rdh5biik26Really walked into that one. That's a dream #dadjoke setup. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Oct 2025 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2rdh5biik26https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m2ootjtohs22Yup, this is pretty spot-on, though if they subdivided a bit further, I'd argue that the strip of WI north of MKE to Green Bay and over to Lake Winnebago is it's own sub-region. The dialect there is unique (bubbler originates here) and it's definitely not Northwoods until north of Green Bay. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Oct 2025 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ootjtohs22https://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3m22o4raczk2vI cannot imagine having earned my rank as a general or admiral and being forced to listen to Pete Hegseth lecture me on how physical fitness and hygiene and shaving beards is the key to being successful in today's military. What an absolute disgrace.30 Sep 2025 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22o4raczk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jlhanke28.bsky.social/post/3lzx5d7s3tc25Doubs with poor effort on that screen. A small push probably springs that.29 Sep 2025 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:3s523bc3eau2pe3ekspxtofn/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzx5d7s3tc25