I'm only here to make you happy www.twitch.tv/tptvhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mdlfsly4uk2jWhen you just cant stop drinking that fancy salad dressing youre a - [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jan 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdlfsly4uk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mdirsv5vhs2kYourself, but as a cartoon [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jan 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdirsv5vhs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3md4adhceyk2zPaul is short for appalling23 Jan 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3md4adhceyk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mcwujyl3nk22Americans just cant help themselves from correcting non-americans 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcwujyl3nk22https://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mcwtmrtsjc22Sorry Americans, your country is officially stinky status until you get it together21 Jan 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcwtmrtsjc22https://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mcnabp6cvc2hback on my bullshit (watching bad movies and also being bad at video games) www.twitch.tv/tptv https://www.twitch.tv/tptv17 Jan 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcnabp6cvc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mc4ikdd6tk2zWhere does superman shoot when he jerks off and also how often does he yank his dick and also does he have a hog?11 Jan 2026 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4ikdd6tk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mc4hogchr22taccidentally posted on twitter instead of here even though I was trying not to post there anymore https://media.tenor.com/iLLUtrf0Eo8AAAAC/tommy-shelby.gif?hh=371&ww=49811 Jan 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4hogchr22thttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mbf7ings2k2aNot for nothing, but if two random men showed up at my kids daycare trying to push their way in, i would show up at their home and **** ****01 Jan 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbf7ings2k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mb654he6w223EVERYONE PLEASE!!!! STOP SCROLLING AND READ FOR JUST ONE SECOND!!! Bathroom cheese. Can we make this happen?30 Dec 2025 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb654he6w223https://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mb3obtqz3s22Im going to the superbowl29 Dec 2025 01:21 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb3obtqz3s22https://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mar5qfw5gc2aThe princess switch trilogy is better than the home alone trilogy and thats literally not my fault24 Dec 2025 20:58 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mar5qfw5gc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mar4kkynzk2aERIN. (STILL)NEVER. MISSES. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Dec 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mar4kkynzk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mal4xzb5zk2bI like when animals are friends22 Dec 2025 11:29 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mal4xzb5zk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3makmulznr22bPiss boi, logging on22 Dec 2025 06:40 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3makmulznr22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3maj757t4pc2qDropping thurstmas on bluesky (where i try not to be horny) is like going to a museum to do your taxes21 Dec 2025 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3maj757t4pc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3maevwrflnc2mGaining weight and chopping my hair for the winter as god intended20 Dec 2025 00:07 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3maevwrflnc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3mabnswabbk2oMe entering my 2 y.o's room: "Hmmm.... Where could lil pants be? Has anyone seen him!?" Muffled voice, quietly (but very sure) from the closet "yaaa"18 Dec 2025 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabnswabbk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/pantsbenjamin.bsky.social/post/3m7zb6fcyh22mI like to leave the nails on my chicken fingers15 Dec 2025 08:56 +0000at://did:plc:3s76js62zfixkbm6gp4w2w77/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7zb6fcyh22m