Smartass minus the smart parthttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mj7w6v7igc2jWhat's the best way to search online for the nearest public toilet? Check the IP address. #badumtss11 Apr 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj7w6v7igc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mgrplofctk2aWrote another article for The Skeptic. Spoiler alert: Bigots don't * really * care about women's safety, and lazy journalism doesn't help. https://www.skeptic.org.uk/2026/03/scotlands-recent-rise-in-sex-crimes-is-almost-certainly-not-linked-to-immigration/11 Mar 2026 10:49 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgrplofctk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mfzhgpgos22uMy Auntie Jen has an amazing immune system. #badumtss01 Mar 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzhgpgos22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mfjcb77knk2aI have a pawn-Sean for naming chess pieces23 Feb 2026 09:04 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfjcb77knk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mey7yo57m225Cricket coaches are overthinkers. #badumtss16 Feb 2026 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mey7yo57m225https://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mennfqftkc2aWhy should you occasionally buy low quality shampoo? Because it's good to let your hair down once in a while. #badumtss12 Feb 2026 09:09 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mennfqftkc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mehb2ttys225My local drug dealer is a piller of the community. #badumtss09 Feb 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehb2ttys225https://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3md3yjk5zmc2cUsing Microsoft's search engine to find a Friends-themed light fitting: Chandelier Bing23 Jan 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3md3yjk5zmc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mcpjg7nrw223Why do temporary placement employees have fertility problems? - Locum #badumtss18 Jan 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcpjg7nrw223https://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mciptsgdpc2tPeople on the organ donation waiting list ... Your heart goes out to them.15 Jan 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mciptsgdpc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mbock6kxtk2sI just spotted Poirot coming out of the Barbers. . - Hercule? . Not really, just a standard short back and sides. #badumtss05 Jan 2026 11:11 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbock6kxtk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mb77vfnttk2mPublic service announcement: Your instinct to throw any letters you get from Reform straight in the bin is mostly correct. However, if it contains a free post envelope then you can cost them money by posting it. You can also help them by pointing out missing options in their market research.30 Dec 2025 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb77vfnttk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mb2n5golek2nHeavily pregnant deer's favourite dish: - Fondue #badumtss28 Dec 2025 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb2n5golek2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3mabg4jrwhs2tWhich country's documentation should you read through? . Peru's . #badumtss18 Dec 2025 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabg4jrwhs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3ma4dalr7hc2sMany years ago I fainted after giving blood. They said I'd best not come back. But, after hearing about a shortage I called up & persuaded 'em to let me try again. Got thru it no problem, and the staff there are amazing! If you're in decent health, please think about having a go. Free biccies too!!16 Dec 2025 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4dalr7hc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3m64wpusric2sMost amenable fictional woodland? Sherwood Forest! #badumtss21 Nov 2025 09:09 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3m64wpusric2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3m63dpyao4c2p"Put down your phone! Live in the moment!" Sure, all fair & well, but what about those who want to vicariously enjoy your moment? Think I've seen McLean's goal from every section of the stadium & reactions from every pub in the country. Can't get enough of it. Thanks to the Tartan Army film crew!20 Nov 2025 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3m63dpyao4c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3m5tif6q5ds22Ambiguous job title: Spokesperson for a bicycle company.17 Nov 2025 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5tif6q5ds22https://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3m5bffmsdos2bYoda's description of a lucky molar. Fortuitous. #badumtss10 Nov 2025 10:17 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5bffmsdos2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3m4yfskxsds2vCracking lightning talk about failures in logic on #CelebrityTraitors Watch here: https://youtu.be/w-d80wFmhT4?t=18406 Nov 2025 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4yfskxsds2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3m2bhqluub22rGot fired from Starbucks for gross misconduct, but managed to find work as a Pee-Lattes Instructor.03 Oct 2025 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2bhqluub22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lzxrkk7wwk2xEuropean country with highest viewing figures of the Oxford vs Cambridge boat race .... . Romania . #badumtss29 Sep 2025 10:12 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzxrkk7wwk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lzg6vufpvc2bIn the interests of safety, Trump should probably declare Queen Latifah as a terrorist organization as well.22 Sep 2025 10:23 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzg6vufpvc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lzdgosga6s24Hey there my Scottish friend. I'm a little worried about buying a yacht when I'm on holiday in Germany. . - fer boatin' ? . No, but you do need to apply for a license. . #badumtss21 Sep 2025 08:05 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzdgosga6s24https://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lyn2abhzn225Wrote another article for The Skeptic. Was it a thinly veiled excuse to point people towards some of my favourite comedians like @pierrenovellie.bsky.social , @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @stevehofstetter.bsky.social ? ... of course not. How dare you! https://www.skeptic.org.uk/2025/09/standing-up-for-skepticism-ten-times-comedians-showed-a-skeptical-side/12 Sep 2025 10:23 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyn2abhzn225https://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lyg5mxepgk2hIf you're unsure of what hobbies you want to pursue after you retire then you should see an advisor about making a penchant plan. #badumtss09 Sep 2025 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyg5mxepgk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lxawxeqjwc2dWhat do you call a Frenchman with an aggressive cat? . Claude . #badumtss25 Aug 2025 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxawxeqjwc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lwy3tsi5a22gI love that the giraffes have been drawn to look fekin' FURIOUS! Don't wanna victim blame or anything, but you can't help but wonder what that guy did to provoke their ire.22 Aug 2025 09:01 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwy3tsi5a22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/brianeggo.bsky.social/post/3lwggrljho22aWent to an improvised outdoor retail experience last Sunday hoping to buy some locally grown produce. Ended up coming home with a minor character from Lord of the Rings. Turns out it was a Faramirs market. . #badumtss15 Aug 2025 08:29 +0000at://did:plc:3sljxlbkk22af2iejgbzzi74/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwggrljho22a