Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. 🏳️‍🌈 Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him https://beacons.ai/tsfergusonhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mugfqe2xsk2rWho’s gonna tell them? 😂01 Sep 2026 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugfqe2xsk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mu6cy7llus2rI finally started going for regular walks again and my body said “fuck you, have a head cold!” 😭 I was JUST sick! Can’t a girl get a break around here?!28 Aug 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6cy7llus2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mtwhrhxnu22qDolly! 😭25 Aug 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwhrhxnu22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mtoskukq722jRIP, cereal bowl sized black coffee mug. For years you’ve done your part to make sure I’m awake, but now it’s your turn to rest in peace. I’m sorry I accidentally pulled you off the kitchen counter but thank you for being empty when you passed. Just one more blessing from you that I cannot repay. ❤️22 Aug 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoskukq722jhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mtorulp4jc2jWhy are my Instagram reels all men I have a crush on (who told you, IG?!), Benito Skinner (who I do not have a crush on but I can see why IG thinks I would), and one eccentric lady I would totally be friends with?22 Aug 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtorulp4jc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mtl3v5ftj22oDoes anyone else’s partner (or platonic bed-sharing roommate who you used to date or whatever) sometimes go to bed later than they usually do and completely throw off your perception of what time it is? Or is it just me?21 Aug 2026 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtl3v5ftj22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mthdomqhmc24Pop culture check: If I said "Certainly not the hand-walking queer!" to you, would you know what that was a reference to without Googling it?19 Aug 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthdomqhmc24https://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3msra6ziips2qDrag queen name idea: Jella C.10 Aug 2026 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msra6ziips2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3msockoobv22zI saw the name Schlitter was trending and I didn’t know that was an athlete’s last name, so I accidentally misread it and thought it said “Shitler” and was about Trump bc he’s a fascist who poops his pants. OOPS!09 Aug 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msockoobv22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3msjfnweqoc2tI am so tired I can barely focus on anything. I swear to god, if I get stranded in Missouri I’m going to lose my mind!07 Aug 2026 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjfnweqoc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3msj4pfrq2c2iFor anyone keeping track, I started in Portland this morning (after 24 hours in PDX airport). I’m in Denver now about to fly to Kansas City so I can hopefully get on a flight there back to NYC. By the time I arrive home, if there are no more hiccups, I’ll have been awake for about 40 hrs! 😵‍💫07 Aug 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msj4pfrq2c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3msgmi3a4bs2wStuck at the PDX airport for ALMOST 24 HOURS STRAIGHT - until tomorrow at 6AM (I arrived at like 8AM today) - because @southwestair-inc.bsky.social cancelled my flight home on the CHANCE of thunderstorms in NYC and won’t even give me a one-night hotel or food voucher. I’m PISSED!06 Aug 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgmi3a4bs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3ms4n7tvjqs2sNot me referencing Grindr during a writers conference panel! 😭 I shouldn’t be allowed out in public!02 Aug 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4n7tvjqs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3ms2tt3c3ns2tDrag king name idea: Open Mike02 Aug 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2tt3c3ns2thttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrvh4xwpec2kDrag queen name idea: Psychokiller Jess Kesay (que c’est)30 Jul 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvh4xwpec2khttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mruvy4orqc2mDrag queen name idea: Honey Labubu30 Jul 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruvy4orqc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrt3qjk6222oDrag King name idea: Pablo Matic29 Jul 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt3qjk6222ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrt3q4rwks2oDrag queen name idea: Touch Graciella29 Jul 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt3q4rwks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrgw57dkmk2nI was sick for a week, thought I felt better, then did a (too strong) edible a friend gave me on Saturday. I thought I had a weed hangover or it was still affecting me but now I think I’ve still been sick this whole time. I’m still feeling woozy and sleeping a lot almost a week later. Any thoughts?25 Jul 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgw57dkmk2n