Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. 🏳️‍🌈 Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him https://beacons.ai/tsfergusonhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrvh4xwpec2kDrag queen name idea: Psychokiller Jess Kesay (que c’est)30 Jul 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrvh4xwpec2khttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mruvy4orqc2mDrag queen name idea: Honey Labubu30 Jul 2026 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruvy4orqc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrt3qjk6222oDrag King name idea: Pablo Matic29 Jul 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt3qjk6222ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrt3q4rwks2oDrag queen name idea: Touch Graciella29 Jul 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt3q4rwks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mrgw57dkmk2nI was sick for a week, thought I felt better, then did a (too strong) edible a friend gave me on Saturday. I thought I had a weed hangover or it was still affecting me but now I think I’ve still been sick this whole time. I’m still feeling woozy and sleeping a lot almost a week later. Any thoughts?25 Jul 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgw57dkmk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mquuz3e6mk2mI came up with a joke about Hector, but it got dragged. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquuz3e6mk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mquhnybyik2oBoomer parents of Gen X and Millennial kids: We can all be shitty parents and they’ll have no idea! What are they going to do, compare notes? The internet becoming a thing in the late 90s: Ooh, I’m telllllllling!17 Jul 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mquhnybyik2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mq5xqnv72s2nDrag queen name idea (inspired by Sister Act 2): Phyllis with the Light of Day08 Jul 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5xqnv72s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mpc6jergp22qHappy Birthday to Khloe Kardashian, Tobey Maguire, JJ Abrams, Bianca Del Rio, Emma D’arcy, Ed Westwick, Chandler Riggs, Sam Claflin, Drake Bell, Tobey Froud (the baby from Labyrinth) and me.27 Jun 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpc6jergp22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mp4vc3eusk2wI have to raise $500 more in a week so I can pay rent and I’d rather work for it than post a GFM (though no judgment to those who need to do so). If anyone needs a query or synopsis review, help polishing their writing sample, wants a video call/facetime with an industry pro, etc, please DM me.25 Jun 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4vc3eusk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mp4vc3eusk2wI have to raise $500 more in a week so I can pay rent and I’d rather work for it than post a GFM (though no judgment to those who need to do so). If anyone needs a query or synopsis review, help polishing their writing sample, wants a video call/facetime with an industry pro, etc, please DM me.25 Jun 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4vc3eusk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3moxt5pufys2lThis weekend is Pride AND my birthday and I’m worried about bringing in enough money to pay rent at the end of the month, so if anyone needs query letter and/or synopsis critiques, wants to do an AMA video call, etc, or would like an edit done on their manuscript, please hit me up in the DMs!23 Jun 2026 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3moxt5pufys2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mnnghf7auc2sMoney is tight and it’s Pride and my birthday month, so I’m finally biting the bullet and making myself available for AMA video calls. I have 20 years in the publishing industry. 16 as an editor of award-winning & bestselling MG and YA fiction and now as an agent.06 Jun 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnghf7auc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mnnghf7auc2sMoney is tight and it’s Pride and my birthday month, so I’m finally biting the bullet and making myself available for AMA video calls. I have 20 years in the publishing industry. 16 as an editor of award-winning & bestselling MG and YA fiction and now as an agent.06 Jun 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnghf7auc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mnnb4us2nk23Ya know how when a cat falls asleep on you and you’re like “welp, I guess I’m stuck here for the rest of my life?” That’s how I feel about Roy falling asleep next to me, esp. when he rolls over so he’s kind of half-laying on my arm. And I have plans I need to get ready for! 😩😅06 Jun 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnb4us2nk23https://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mnhwkwzcrs2oBig corporations this month:04 Jun 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhwkwzcrs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mndgozakyc2bIt’s always bothered me that Willy Wonka let all those kids and their parents into a room where everything was edible and didn’t make them put on hygienic clothes & hair nets. They’re just in street shoes and he’s plucking hair out of Mike Teevee’s head and then they’re eating candy off the floor! 🤮02 Jun 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndgozakyc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mmua5vckl22kJust a heads up - I am still closed to queries and that’s being adjusted on the website. Not sure when I’ll be opening back up yet but I’ll announce it as soon as I have a better sense. I had about 2000 queries when I closed and I’m down to about 700 unread currently, plus 100 maybes & fulls. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 May 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmua5vckl22khttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mmsc3tfobs2fI’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I finally binged Heated Rivalry and am drowning in grief over the lack of romance in my life. Please leave a message at the sound of the existential scream and I’ll get back to you as soon I re-deaden my emotions or find true love (whichever comes 1st).27 May 2026 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmsc3tfobs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mmpkue7kdk2bPick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 May 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmpkue7kdk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/teeess.bsky.social/post/3mmmvso3gnc2xToday was the day I realized Liesel from The Book Thief is also Young Shauna from Yellowjackets is also Rose from Heated Rivalry and suddenly my mind is blown.24 May 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:3sybdgs7znbbrweake6py6rg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmvso3gnc2x