Fightin’ Texas Aggie | Bird | Engineer | homebrewer | Disc Golfer | Arkansashttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mu34uxacis26I have 1 more tweet before 1000 due to somebody deleting a tweet I reposted, so I will use this as a cry for help. @sporadicwoofer.bsky.social is holding my Bluesky hostage by maliciously trying to make me glaze the Philadelphia Eagles for my 1000th tweet I beg of you, vote for “show cloaca” [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu34uxacis26https://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mpgnofah6c2lMy next post after this one is my 1000th post on Bluesky. Whatever reply to this has the most likes gets to pick what post 1000 is (I do retain veto power if #1 reply is too crazy)29 Jun 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgnofah6c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mpegpjts3k2cThe best part of working in the garage is when a bit of sawdust gets in your coors and you get that perfect, slightly- dry mouthfeel28 Jun 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpegpjts3k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mpcltb7j5s2nA gift from @sillylogic.bsky.social27 Jun 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpcltb7j5s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mpckz7ke7k2nWaiting for wood glue to dry is my least favorite27 Jun 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpckz7ke7k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mpbwvxeg5s2nPocket holes!27 Jun 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbwvxeg5s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mp7qlccgrk2c https://youtu.be/xt0QFoqNlBk?is=4zct0RCaDOD-uyE426 Jun 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7qlccgrk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mp2ymzjqq22aIs there a better combo than zebras and lions?24 Jun 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp2ymzjqq22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3monr4ktak22gThese aren’t my glassses19 Jun 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3monr4ktak22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3moeh4qwzq225How bad of a cook am I? I know how to add too much garlic.15 Jun 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3moeh4qwzq225https://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mo4zw37sk22kIn honor of pride month, I learned that Home Depot isn’t selling a single straight piece of wood!13 Jun 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4zw37sk22khttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mnzcd4fdxs2aNever forget https://youtu.be/r3lsCOHiBHM?is=FwcuHIwmYxeCCI5M11 Jun 2026 13:09 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzcd4fdxs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mnsxytrvc22dI just burped into a mask for the first time since Covid and remembered how awful it is09 Jun 2026 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnsxytrvc22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mnqjyyo2ms27It’s a garage day I missed this08 Jun 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqjyyo2ms27https://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mnpmucfkhc2pHappy 6/7! https://static.klipy.com/ii/50d7c955398dfd7e3c8ba5281154280f/52/d6/b7RVoWTtMq6oIU218j.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=ggPQ0vRz6S0kuaHK7S0&webm=4L38tPyEcCa3xqd5c07 Jun 2026 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnpmucfkhc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mnkr7bg7d22zI’m not super into hockey, but I AM super into hockey ass. Best tail in the biz.05 Jun 2026 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnkr7bg7d22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mnhxxbaoec2rOne of my favorite things about a con is walking around in suit and hearing “Bird!” shouted from the crowd every minute or so04 Jun 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhxxbaoec2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mndgqk22r22wIn honor of pride month I’ll consider putting out for once02 Jun 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndgqk22r22whttps://bsky.app/profile/swiftfalcon.bsky.social/post/3mncvbyf6nc23Mind helping me get a good stretch in?02 Jun 2026 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:3uvfdm54evnoaf4osqde3hr2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mncvbyf6nc23