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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am not a public figure</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social</link><title>@prettyrituals.bsky.social - Pretty Rituals</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3m5xdp5n7is2f</link><description>*me in bed at 2am*&#xA;&#xA;Man, OzGOOD PERCkins would be a great name for fictional drug dealer</description><pubDate>19 Nov 2025 03:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5xdp5n7is2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lu7vwsp3w222</link><description>Look, that CEO getting caught having an affair with the head of their HR department on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert is a cautionary tale to all white people that listening to Coldplay is a potentially life destroying decision.</description><pubDate>18 Jul 2025 07:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu7vwsp3w222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lrxze4qkh22h</link><description>Saw “28 Years Later” today, just a heads up it is a secret spiritual sequel to Danny Doyle’s previous film “Yesterday”, it’s about a troubadour traveling through post apocalyptic England performing the songs of the Fab Four and passing them off as his own compositions. Pretty scary stuff</description><pubDate>19 Jun 2025 17:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrxze4qkh22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lqneqrjcik2p</link><description>Did you know if you stay till the end of the credits of “The Wedding Banquet” remake, you’ll see a title card that says “The Wedding Banquet (2025) and The Wedding Banquet (1993) will return in The Wedding Banquet: Legends”</description><pubDate>02 Jun 2025 18:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqneqrjcik2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lpqoxfs6yc2x</link><description>When I said I had a fear of intimacy I meant I had a fear of the Hanif Kureishi novel “Intimacy” even since a hardcover edition of it fell on my head when I reached for a book next to it on the top shelf of a bookstore.&#xA;&#xA;Also I have a fear of intimacy.</description><pubDate>22 May 2025 08:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpqoxfs6yc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3loqy6rgeik2u</link><description>With the new pope being from Chicago, I am one step closer to getting the 1985 line up of the Chicago Bears canonised as saints for their work helping the needy with their charity single “The Super Bowl Shuffle”</description><pubDate>09 May 2025 17:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3loqy6rgeik2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3llweho6e3k2w</link><description>Found the following interesting tidbit on the IMDB trivia page for the film Batman Forever&#xA;&#xA;“Did you know…. that when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can’t be seen ?”</description><pubDate>03 Apr 2025 16:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3llweho6e3k2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lltds4bo3k2p</link><description>Man I bet we could get Kevin from The Office an Oscar nomination if we put him as the lead in a Peter Boyle biopic called “Bringing It to Boyle” or something like that</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2025 12:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lltds4bo3k2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lljh4dyzyk2e</link><description>@danirat.bsky.social random question, is your hubby neurodivergent too ?</description><pubDate>29 Mar 2025 13:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lljh4dyzyk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/prettyrituals.bsky.social/post/3lkvy45xym22j</link><description>If I ever become a parent to multiple children, and I find myself confronted by the question “who is your favourite child ?” I will answer “Julia Child”, circumventing any hurt feelings or resentments that would have been caused by picking one of my actual children.</description><pubDate>21 Mar 2025 19:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3vayzrqo7tom6wlsaf6s32ec/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkvy45xym22j</guid></item></channel></rss>