A they/them who likes to eat, sleep and breathehttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3ln7x3cgi722bI always wondered why she was called JK Rowling. Turns out, it's short for Jiant Kunt.20 Apr 2025 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln7x3cgi722bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lmofajjdvc2u*me turning 37 soon* "Hey, next time we hook up can you please blow my back IN?"13 Apr 2025 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmofajjdvc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lileus7csk2tA: I'm thinking of an Icelandic band that sings in gibberish. B: Bjork? A: Close, but no Sigur.20 Feb 2025 03:45 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lileus7csk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3li47xse7fc22Don't let anyone tell you your dreams are too big, or too impossible. Some days, I'll unfollow 6 people in a row.14 Feb 2025 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3li47xse7fc22https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lhd2tvgb522yGod must have like 1000 Grammy's by now.04 Feb 2025 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhd2tvgb522yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lgk3qme2ok2rI don't smoke, but my dream heroin rotation...25 Jan 2025 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgk3qme2ok2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lfiyy4y3oc2jPrednisone tastes so bad, we still don't know if it's addictive.12 Jan 2025 00:51 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfiyy4y3oc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lex4xi2k7k2uEverytime a tech-bro dies, a Redbull gets its wiiings.04 Jan 2025 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lex4xi2k7k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lepwlthwck2pA perk of living alone is using my morning wood as a phone stand to watch YouTube.02 Jan 2025 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lepwlthwck2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3ldnop4gi222mThe Mapother Christmas Carol, starring Thomas Ebenezer Cruise.19 Dec 2024 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldnop4gi222mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3ldkl4smx6k25Trib me once, shame on you. Trib me twice, we're lesbians.18 Dec 2024 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldkl4smx6k25https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3ldculilpwk2nI used to be heaps into impact play, but now I prefer times new roman showers.15 Dec 2024 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldculilpwk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lct7vclrts2lDear future self: Don't date that Ball & Chain, because you won't be able to tell anyone about them.08 Dec 2024 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lct7vclrts2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lcby4gm63225Mistletoe? More like KISSletoe! Don't @ me.02 Dec 2024 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcby4gm63225https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lc5c7vufg223ATTENTION: Neurodiverse people. Take a page from the book of AI, and drink more water!30 Nov 2024 04:49 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5c7vufg223https://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lbsqxzyrv22yBoys are Dogs, Girls are Cats, and Non-Binary people are that little, blue mouse thing from CatDog26 Nov 2024 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbsqxzyrv22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lboacmegq22kNo piece of media captures my ASD experience better than the commercials for 5 Gum.24 Nov 2024 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lboacmegq22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lbjposgwnk2pI'm always DTF. Destined to flourish ✌️🌺22 Nov 2024 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbjposgwnk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lbglo62px22vBorat on suicide watch: I'm going to take MY LIFE!21 Nov 2024 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbglo62px22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jaredjekyll.bsky.social/post/3lbevwi6lbe2nWhen a circus worker gets fired, is it from a cannon?20 Nov 2024 12:05 +0000at://did:plc:3vyzbva6vvool4ohi6kolyau/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbevwi6lbe2n