Minneapolis-area poindexter, aficionado of fig newtons and ridiculous films. Gets nutty about his dog. Also does some acting and writing when permitted.https://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mzej4ksaoc2fI spent way too much time today wondering what Sally's hair would look like in real life. Seriously can't picture it.02 Nov 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzej4ksaoc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mz76b3un7s2zNever actually got around to this classic. Seemed like the right day to do it.31 Oct 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz76b3un7s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mz4uzkabt227As an introvert who prefers to keep server and patron meetings interaction to a minimum, you might think I’d welcome this. Instead it makes me want to scream and barf. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4uzkabt227https://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3myqo54uguc2qI've always felt overemphasizing STEM and hand waving away the humanities was a gross mistake that would cost us our, well, humanity. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Oct 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myqo54uguc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mymv3l6ybc2iIt's pretty trivial compared to some of the other answers I've been seeing, but microwaveable meals have way improved. They were darn near inedible 20 years ago. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Oct 2026 14:17 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymv3l6ybc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3myld4iy4hk2rThis is how I discovered Tiny Tim's gravesite is a few blocks from my house. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Oct 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myld4iy4hk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3myfm2itsgk2p [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 16:47 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfm2itsgk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3my6le2d6ds2kThe party for the Mage: The Ascension game I'm running. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Oct 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6le2d6ds2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3my3nmxu6lc2qI don’t really do seasonal decorations, no storage space. But I did splurge on a jack-o’-lantern leaf bag. Maybe I’ve got an old hat somewhere I can put on him17 Oct 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3my3nmxu6lc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3my23kbysr222I will be appearing in an adaptation of the famous 19th Century vampire story Carmilla, as a part of the Twin Cities Horror Festival. And I'll actually look pretty snazzy. At the Crane Theater in Minneapolis, 3:00.17 Oct 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3my23kbysr222https://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mxzgss5dvs2oI was a receptionist at a company that sold used semitrailers. Let go after one day because the owner decided to hire his nephew. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Oct 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzgss5dvs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mxqwx2xkl22bYeah, I'm on week two of this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Oct 2026 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxqwx2xkl22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mxp6gazdak2kWine coolers. I just started thinking about wine coolers. Why did they happen? Will they happen again? Wine coolers. Life is weird.12 Oct 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxp6gazdak2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mxmycanvgk2tI’m dead certain the term Indian summer shouldn’t be used anymore, but what do we call it now? Fake summer? The October Surprise? Egbert?11 Oct 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmycanvgk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mxmtwbawcc2bI sure would like to be complacent again.11 Oct 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmtwbawcc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mwz4j4wdcc2sI post about college sports about once per century, but the Gophers beat Michigan!!! We got the Little Brown Jug! This is rarer than hen's teeth. https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/minnesota-gophers-stuns-michigan-20-14-wins-little-brown-jug/04 Oct 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz4j4wdcc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kelvinhatle.bsky.social/post/3mwyt76uzus2sHey @chebutykin.bsky.social get a load of this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Oct 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:3ya63uvgui7e2yolvtcopux3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyt76uzus2s