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Time for Gov. Beshear to take the gloves off and demand to see Mitch in person.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 13:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3zihtd4ipxoxl2vanixfaeks/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhcdbh4222j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cocaine-ewok.bsky.social/post/3mqh7fflfzs2j</link><description>Why did Trump have Lindsey Graham killed??</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 12:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3zihtd4ipxoxl2vanixfaeks/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqh7fflfzs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cocaine-ewok.bsky.social/post/3mpybi5elhk2z</link><description>I don’t care how much politics you put in it.  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