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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Degen leftist cyber freak.  Everyday Im lurkin.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social</link><title>@keygob.bsky.social - Keyboard Goblin</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mjzdlc6wbk2k</link><description>Lol constantly wishing I lived in Europe.</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2026 15:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzdlc6wbk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mjweu4f2g22t</link><description>Where I live its a 50/50 if someone took work off for 4/20 or Hitler&#39;s birthday.</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2026 11:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjweu4f2g22t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mjmyohs3u22s</link><description>Y&#39;all ever just meet a super attractive man but then he starts talking and like two sentences in he is no longer attractive?</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 18:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmyohs3u22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mij2o6wtyc25</link><description>The moon is cool and all but its not going to release the Epstein Files or lower my gas prices.  Which shows how angry I am bc I love space but simply cant care this time.</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2026 11:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mij2o6wtyc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mi24nqvixc2d</link><description>A lockpicking vise?  You mean the door? 😈</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2026 12:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi24nqvixc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mf5cksktl22v</link><description>&#34;No one high on shrooms wants pancakes thrown at them&#34; &#xA;&#xA;Idk, i think thats exactly what I would have been for when I took shrooms.  🤷</description><pubDate>18 Feb 2026 14:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5cksktl22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mf56jgujrc2v</link><description>When you follow someone on bluesky because your opinions align, but not knowing who they are ... 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Where I get to come into work and listen to everyone bitch about the halftime show. 🤦</description><pubDate>09 Feb 2026 15:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3megrsbibxs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mcug5dfu7s2j</link><description>Putting in ear plugs so my tinnitus makes some kind of fucked up white noise machine I kind of like.</description><pubDate>20 Jan 2026 14:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcug5dfu7s2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mcs7iqjbu22z</link><description>Highly recommend people pick up the book &#34;This Nonviolent Stuff&#39;ll Get You Killed&#34;.  Good read and highly relevant.</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2026 17:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcs7iqjbu22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mbtk3cmu522q</link><description>What a horrible time to try and price out a home lab</description><pubDate>07 Jan 2026 13:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtk3cmu522q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mbjw3rinjc2v</link><description>So which country wants to take Trump?</description><pubDate>03 Jan 2026 17:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbjw3rinjc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mbjsw6yvmc2v</link><description>Waking up and checking the news this morning...&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/Rac0Uf_ziDwAAAAC/evil-are-we-the-baddies.gif?hh=412&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>03 Jan 2026 16:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbjsw6yvmc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mbi2m7zizs2v</link><description>It&#39;s friday you know what that means!  Time to get absolutely murdered by 11 year olds in chess.</description><pubDate>02 Jan 2026 23:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbi2m7zizs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mbh2mfsn7s2p</link><description>What&#39;s up with the trend of online people being mad about TV shows Why are there subreddits just to shit on a show?  Why y&#39;all watching shows you don&#39;t like?</description><pubDate>02 Jan 2026 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbh2mfsn7s2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mb5lpcpols2r</link><description>I really need to get a sweater that screams rugged light house keeper... but like... 25% more gay?</description><pubDate>29 Dec 2025 19:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5lpcpols2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3mb5l624q422r</link><description>Me dodging social interactions with sick people after learning that my lungs got wrecked from covid 5 years ago.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/6xmLECrlXZcAAAAC/matrix-agent.gif?hh=308&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>29 Dec 2025 19:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5l624q422r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3maeftrd7ws2q</link><description>Let me just boot up Bluesky so I can type out replies and then delete them.</description><pubDate>19 Dec 2025 19:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3maeftrd7ws2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m7nr4aupsk2q</link><description>Im so tired of ads being squeezed in everywhere.  Just know, if you advertise a product I go out of my way not to buy it.</description><pubDate>10 Dec 2025 19:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7nr4aupsk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m5tehf66k22p</link><description>Lurking on bluesky only on weekdays cause y&#39;all mfers stress me out</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2025 13:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5tehf66k22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m5h4wjxjck2z</link><description>@tacticoolgf.bsky.social When gearing up for getting NVGs would you suggest spending the extra coin to go ballistic helmet over bump?  Or allocate those resources elsewhere?  IR devices, extra bullets...</description><pubDate>12 Nov 2025 17:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5h4wjxjck2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m3xd3wq52c2e</link><description>I&#39;m so awkward, and have been for so long ... I don&#39;t even get embarrassed or care about it anymore.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2025 16:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3xd3wq52c2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m2u2ftwb2c25</link><description>Wait, did people think Trump was actually a serious contender for the Peace Prize?  I thought that was a bit ...</description><pubDate>10 Oct 2025 16:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2u2ftwb2c25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m2oxb2g4us2f</link><description>Men, if you go into a stall and piss standing up with the seat down and get piss all over the seat, well then  that&#39;s it. Im going to take a hammer to your dick and everyone is going to call you Dipshit Flat Dick Jimmy.  Fuck you.&#xA;&#xA;Thats all.</description><pubDate>08 Oct 2025 15:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2oxb2g4us2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m22xkjhhok2z</link><description>I study chess so that if I ever meet Peter Thiel I can whoop his ass on the board.  Que the training montage.</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2025 16:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22xkjhhok2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3m22x7x2ci22u</link><description>Me waiting to find out what kind of wedding my partner wants so I can figure out when I can buy nightvision.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/sG58s82gxywAAAAC/sweats.gif?hh=498&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2025 16:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22x7x2ci22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3lzqe46qbn223</link><description>Me having just won a game of chess: I feel pretty good about this game.  Lets analyze it with stockfish...oh...oh no...&#xA;&#xA;Is a queen really hanging if your opponent never sees it? 🤷</description><pubDate>26 Sep 2025 11:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzqe46qbn223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3lz6xqj4slc2o</link><description>I miss when I liked computers and would do harmless innocent hacker shit all night.  Then my dumbass was like let&#39;s go to college!  Ill do computer stuff and wont be poor!  Still poor, just hate computers now.</description><pubDate>19 Sep 2025 13:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6xqj4slc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3lxzeev6mq22k</link><description>Can someone shoot a bump helmet with a rubber bullet for science please? Thx</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2025 14:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxzeev6mq22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keygob.bsky.social/post/3lvlaxis7xc2o</link><description>I miss DefCon.  Some year I&#39;ll make it back.</description><pubDate>04 Aug 2025 13:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:3znet4mjade2c3zlevckku3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvlaxis7xc2o</guid></item></channel></rss>