Writer · Proofreader · Synaesthete · DÉJÀ MOO (2016) · BOVINE INTERVENTION (2020) · HERD MORTALITY (WIP)https://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mc64g4pwxc2zFare thee well, cracked old phone. This message reaches you via a plush new phone. Got lots of accounts to sign in to, but Bluesky is one of the first. 📱 💙11 Jan 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc64g4pwxc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mc5xfai75k2tThe last act of every cracked, dying phone is to refresh the tracking for the delivery of the new phone. 📱11 Jan 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc5xfai75k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mc2n3jrx5c26Now seems like a good time to head back here. https://media.tenor.com/A4F9buJQjlYAAAAC/emperors-new-groove-kuzco.gif?hh=292&ww=49810 Jan 2026 08:52 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc2n3jrx5c26https://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3luutwn54jk2bWhen the app said BlueSky needed to verify my age, I thought it would at least tell me how old it thought I was. Kinda disappointed!26 Jul 2025 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3luutwn54jk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3ltcpzykxx22rLondon corporation stages West End musical about its own history to strike back at disgraced media mogul. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2025 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltcpzykxx22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3ltckfrdx522dI've been out of the game too long. New chapter written this weekend!06 Jul 2025 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltckfrdx522dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lpzhsnk2as2mMore people need to be talking about Étoile on Amazon Prime. Absolutely best show I've seen since, well, since The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Perfect cast. Banging soundtrack. Hilarious. Excellent choreography and cinematography. 10/10 My favourite show of the year.25 May 2025 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzhsnk2as2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lpfnlvzdds2vThank goodness #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision #Austria17 May 2025 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpfnlvzdds2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lpfj76yris27Someone vote for Switzerland for me? I can't figure out the app. #Eurovision202517 May 2025 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpfj76yris27https://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lnq4wnemmk26Cannot wait! #DoctorWho [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Apr 2025 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnq4wnemmk26https://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lmau3noljc2uDropped a key through a crack in a floorboard six months ago. Finally got it out with tiny magnets. So satisfying!07 Apr 2025 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmau3noljc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lgt7q3ozh22iWhat is the episode where the tour bus explodes in the desert and the media mistakenly believes the main characters are all dead? I can't remember what the TV show is... but I am pretty sure it was a US comedy.28 Jan 2025 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgt7q3ozh22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lgt7q3ozh22iWhat is the episode where the tour bus explodes in the desert and the media mistakenly believes the main characters are all dead? I can't remember what the TV show is... but I am pretty sure it was a US comedy.28 Jan 2025 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgt7q3ozh22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3lgh3funauk2jFinally finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Need a lie down now.23 Jan 2025 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgh3funauk2j