Writer · Proofreader · Synaesthete · DÉJÀ MOO (2016) · BOVINE INTERVENTION (2020) · HERD MORTALITY (WIP)https://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3muifprefrc2rNew story idea. 🚨 NEW STORY IDEA 🚨01 Sep 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3muifprefrc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3msbmkvbag22sIf you like romantic tension, doppelgangers and salt licks, be advised that Bovine Intervention: A Lawnmowers, Inc. Sequel is on sale for just 99c/99p this week! 🐮 US: amazon.com/dp/B08NCCW69Q UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NCCW69Q https://amazon.com/dp/B08NCCW69Q04 Aug 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbmkvbag22shttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mrwxhqi6as2pTime flows in but one direction... usually! To celebrate 10 years of Lawnmowers, Inc., 🐮DÉJÀ MOO and 🐄BOVINE INTERVENTION are just 99p/99c for a week. UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM/ US: amazon.com/dp/B01JD4EBVM/ Cynthia, Daniel and Lily will be back soon, in 🔮HERD MORTALITY. https://amazon.co.uk/dp/B01JD4EBVM/31 Jul 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrwxhqi6as2phttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mru3i3hags2kCow news! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8l087zpk8o30 Jul 2026 09:04 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mru3i3hags2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mrrxzp436k2eBeen a hell of a month. But a special anniversary is coming up tomorrow. 🐮 See you then!29 Jul 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrxzp436k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mc64g4pwxc2zFare thee well, cracked old phone. This message reaches you via a plush new phone. Got lots of accounts to sign in to, but Bluesky is one of the first. 📱 💙11 Jan 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc64g4pwxc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mc5xfai75k2tThe last act of every cracked, dying phone is to refresh the tracking for the delivery of the new phone. 📱11 Jan 2026 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc5xfai75k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3mc2n3jrx5c26Now seems like a good time to head back here. https://media.tenor.com/A4F9buJQjlYAAAAC/emperors-new-groove-kuzco.gif?hh=292&ww=49810 Jan 2026 08:52 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc2n3jrx5c26https://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3luutwn54jk2bWhen the app said BlueSky needed to verify my age, I thought it would at least tell me how old it thought I was. Kinda disappointed!26 Jul 2025 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3luutwn54jk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3ltcpzykxx22rLondon corporation stages West End musical about its own history to strike back at disgraced media mogul. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2025 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltcpzykxx22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjbenney.bsky.social/post/3ltckfrdx522dI've been out of the game too long. New chapter written this weekend!06 Jul 2025 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:3zywhdlqa3snf2zrumtkvbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltckfrdx522d