Famous comedian and musician Craig Wilson’s web page. All posts by my management, Craig Wilson. Linktr.ee/craigjwilsonhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3mh3vmlvbb22iThis is where I’ll be later today if you’d like to kill me. https://glasgowcomedyfestival.seetickets.com/event/craig-wilson-this-might-be-nothing/gael-grain/352414115 Mar 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh3vmlvbb22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3mh3vhofvik2iHave we even entertained that Erica Kirk is trying to activate the mangekyou sharingan?15 Mar 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh3vhofvik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3mghir25qzc26Had a nightmare that Godzilla attacked and we all still had to go into work. And that’s just kind of how it is now.07 Mar 2026 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mghir25qzc26https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3mfdfxibwuk2sFound my password21 Feb 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfdfxibwuk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lpm7zdp2jc2wCan we harness the power that scotrail train seats have to make the entire lower half of my body numb when I sit in them? We could use it on shoplifters. 5 finger discount on a graphics calculator eh? How about pins and needles in your cock and balls!20 May 2025 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpm7zdp2jc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lpk5fjohk22yRIP Jackie Kennedy, you would have loved the recalled Tony’s Chocolonely Easter egg with small pieces of metal in them.19 May 2025 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpk5fjohk22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lncxuczpjk25Evil John Cena killed the pope.21 Apr 2025 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lncxuczpjk25https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ln4qjl5grs26Fucked up that the rabbit eats all those eggs when there’s a shortage18 Apr 2025 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4qjl5grs26https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lmhxekaf7k2dThey should call it SLOW sand10 Apr 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmhxekaf7k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3llwltrc7h225Jason Momoa is just hanging around Jack Black like the guy who thought he would know more people at a house party but only sort of knows one guy well enough to stand near him and laugh at his jokes.03 Apr 2025 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwltrc7h225https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ll3fxazlgs2nQuite frankly, nothing can compare to when you forget you’re on the bus when you’re on the bus and then you’re at your house like it’s a nice surprise.23 Mar 2025 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll3fxazlgs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lk77d5uzkk23Doing a WIP on Tuesday if you’re into that. Drygate Peaks Bar, 9pm, 18/3/25, £5. I know how to read.12 Mar 2025 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk77d5uzkk23https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ljfgnck4js2jWrestling fuckin rules, man.02 Mar 2025 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljfgnck4js2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ljf75u5lhs2jAccidentally got to work an hour early but I’m going to frame it as dedication to cleaning toilets.02 Mar 2025 10:12 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljf75u5lhs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lizvyeqcwc2iDon’t want to brag but I just got asked for feet pics for the first time. NOW I’m a REAL comedian.25 Feb 2025 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lizvyeqcwc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3liwarrj6e22eDo you think the minecraft guy is seething because with one flap of a butterfly’s wings he would have been in Elon’s position?24 Feb 2025 11:31 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3liwarrj6e22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lilhwcwoqc2fAt the airport for an early flight and nowhere is open for food but I can buy a designer watch or an electric car.20 Feb 2025 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lilhwcwoqc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lhlzjhogqs2mThey should do another slap at the Oscar’s this year.07 Feb 2025 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhlzjhogqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lh2ufgmgxk27Here’s the thing. I know I’ve not built up the following I arguably never had on the other apps. But I think you should take a punt on my show. It’s about being the most forgettable man in the world, so you’ve probably already seen it. 22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.31 Jan 2025 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2ufgmgxk27https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lghbxhk5z22kGoing on Diary of a CEO and just saying “C deez nutz” over and over.24 Jan 2025 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lghbxhk5z22khttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lg4ss3vzys2qJust heard tik tok is getting banned19 Jan 2025 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4ss3vzys2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lfpl5aotbs2tWorking in hospitality in your 30s is just explaining what vapourwave is to your colleagues in their 50s and what digimon is to your colleagues in their 20s.14 Jan 2025 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfpl5aotbs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lewneuavy22hCongratulations to the man who just coughed directly into my face as he passed me in Tesco, who has presumably only recently woken from a coma he’s been in for the last 5 years.04 Jan 2025 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lewneuavy22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lesf2fhyks2vI heard the Tesla truck exploded because of updog.03 Jan 2025 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lesf2fhyks2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lep7ti3nks2wHappy new year. This is going to be your year. You’re going to achieve so much and get lots of things you want. And some guy online will still call you “a speccy wee virgin.”01 Jan 2025 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lep7ti3nks2w