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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Famous comedian and musician Craig Wilson’s web page. All posts by my management, Craig Wilson. 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And that’s just kind of how it is now.</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2026 09:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mghir25qzc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3mfdfxibwuk2s</link><description>Found my password</description><pubDate>21 Feb 2026 00:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfdfxibwuk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lpm7zdp2jc2w</link><description>Can we harness the power that scotrail train seats have to make the entire lower half of my body numb when I sit in them? We could use it on shoplifters. 5 finger discount on a graphics calculator eh? How about pins and needles in your cock and balls!</description><pubDate>20 May 2025 13:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpm7zdp2jc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lpk5fjohk22y</link><description>RIP Jackie Kennedy, you would have loved the recalled Tony’s Chocolonely Easter egg with small pieces of metal in them.</description><pubDate>19 May 2025 17:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpk5fjohk22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lncxuczpjk25</link><description>Evil John Cena killed the pope.</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2025 10:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lncxuczpjk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ln4qjl5grs26</link><description>Fucked up that the rabbit eats all those eggs when there’s a shortage</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2025 23:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4qjl5grs26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lmhxekaf7k2d</link><description>They should call it SLOW sand</description><pubDate>10 Apr 2025 16:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmhxekaf7k2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3llwltrc7h225</link><description>Jason Momoa is just hanging around Jack Black like the guy who thought he would know more people at a house party but only sort of knows one guy well enough to stand near him and laugh at his jokes.</description><pubDate>03 Apr 2025 19:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwltrc7h225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ll3fxazlgs2n</link><description>Quite frankly, nothing can compare to when you forget you’re on the bus when you’re on the bus and then you’re at your house like it’s a nice surprise.</description><pubDate>23 Mar 2025 23:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll3fxazlgs2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lk77d5uzkk23</link><description>Doing a WIP on Tuesday if you’re into that. Drygate Peaks Bar, 9pm, 18/3/25, £5.&#xA;&#xA;I know how to read.</description><pubDate>12 Mar 2025 18:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk77d5uzkk23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ljfgnck4js2j</link><description>Wrestling fuckin rules, man.</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2025 12:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljfgnck4js2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3ljf75u5lhs2j</link><description>Accidentally got to work an hour early but I’m going to frame it as dedication to cleaning toilets.</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2025 10:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljf75u5lhs2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lizvyeqcwc2i</link><description>Don’t want to brag but I just got asked for feet pics for the first time. NOW I’m a REAL comedian.</description><pubDate>25 Feb 2025 22:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lizvyeqcwc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3liwarrj6e22e</link><description>Do you think the minecraft guy is seething because with one flap of a butterfly’s wings he would have been in Elon’s position?</description><pubDate>24 Feb 2025 11:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3liwarrj6e22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lilhwcwoqc2f</link><description>At the airport for an early flight and nowhere is open for food but I can buy a designer watch or an electric car.</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2025 04:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lilhwcwoqc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lhlzjhogqs2m</link><description>They should do another slap at the Oscar’s this year.</description><pubDate>07 Feb 2025 16:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhlzjhogqs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lh2ufgmgxk27</link><description>Here’s the thing. I know I’ve not built up the following I arguably never had on the other apps. But I think you should take a punt on my show. It’s about being the most forgettable man in the world, so you’ve probably already seen it.&#xA;22nd of March, £8, Van Winkle West End.</description><pubDate>31 Jan 2025 20:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2ufgmgxk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lghbxhk5z22k</link><description>Going on Diary of a CEO and just saying “C deez nutz” over and over.</description><pubDate>24 Jan 2025 01:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lghbxhk5z22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lg4ss3vzys2q</link><description>Just heard tik tok is getting banned</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 21:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4ss3vzys2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lfpl5aotbs2t</link><description>Working in hospitality in your 30s is just explaining what vapourwave is to your colleagues in their 50s and what digimon is to your colleagues in their 20s.</description><pubDate>14 Jan 2025 15:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfpl5aotbs2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/craigwilson1.bsky.social/post/3lewneuavy22h</link><description>Congratulations to the man who just coughed directly into my face as he passed me in Tesco, who has presumably only recently woken from a coma he’s been in for the last 5 years.</description><pubDate>04 Jan 2025 17:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:425anka6vxkaaa3omcasebb3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lewneuavy22h</guid></item></channel></rss>