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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Horror enthusiast. Has a cat. Sometimes funny.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social</link><title>@christeregis.bsky.social - Chris Teregis</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3mg2bvtoeok2v</link><description>To anyone saying LA Knight had the &#34;Worst Botch in WWE History&#34;:&#xA;&#xA;Go fuck yourselves.&#xA;&#xA;He didn&#39;t injure anyone or himself.  He stopped an unsafe maneuver, and made the best out of a shitty situation.  Was it a botch? Sure. Shit happens.  Shut up and go touch grass. #WWE #EliminationChamber</description><pubDate>02 Mar 2026 03:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg2bvtoeok2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3m4vy7ndsms2e</link><description>We need to coin the phrase &#34;Kirk-a-dile&#34; tears, because this is fucking disgusting. #CharlieKirk</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2025 21:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4vy7ndsms2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lzhoc7gi2s2f</link><description>ATTN: WOKE LIBTARDS! THERE IS NOTHING MORE WOKE THAN FACTS &amp; DATA. IN FACT, IF YOU SUPPORT FACTS &amp; DATA, YOU CAN LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELL. JESUS ONLY RELIED ON BEING A MAGICMAN WITH MAGIC POWERS.  YOU CANT SPELL MAGA WITHOUT 3/5THS OF THE WORD MAGIC. FUCK ALL UR KIDS.</description><pubDate>23 Sep 2025 00:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhoc7gi2s2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lxfj3yingk2p</link><description>Please try not to patronize businesses w/ &#34;service fees&#34;.  This may seem like it&#39;s a gratuity, but it isn&#39;t. Tips must be distributed to the hourly employees. &#34;Service Fees&#34; have little legal language around how businesses distribute the funds. Those fees go to salaried managers and even owners.</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2025 17:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfj3yingk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lvh4h7gvjc2z</link><description>&#34;There is no &#39;TEAM&#39; in team&#34; - Marvel Rivals Devs.&#xA;&#xA; @marvel-rivals.bsky.social #MarvelRivals</description><pubDate>02 Aug 2025 21:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvh4h7gvjc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lvfcshwkw22v</link><description>Breaking News: President Donald Trump is now reporting that employment is actually up 5.5 billion percent, and on a related note we should release the unredacted Epstein Files as soon as possible, because he&#39;s more than likely a fucking pederast.</description><pubDate>02 Aug 2025 04:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvfcshwkw22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lvcwhnill22k</link><description>This might be the worst movie I&#39;ve ever seen.</description><pubDate>01 Aug 2025 05:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvcwhnill22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3ltsoie6uzs2n</link><description>Bring Her Back was so good.  It&#39;s one of the most unique takes on the &#34;possessed child&#34; genre that I have ever seen, and at its core, the film is a meditation on grief, loss, and generational trauma. A solid sophomore film from the Phillipou Brothers (dir. of Talk to Me). #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2025 01:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltsoie6uzs2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3ltso4hoels2n</link><description>You either die a hero, or you live long enough to have to start paying for your Gmail account.</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2025 00:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltso4hoels2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lq4ssnvzus25</link><description>I am only attracted to oversized, fuzzy, anime forest spirits.  I&#39;m completely and 100% Totorosexual.</description><pubDate>27 May 2025 04:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq4ssnvzus25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lppytf2aak2r</link><description>The #Marvel FanClowns calling for Magneto to be a Holocaust survivor, are idiots.  It&#39;s 2025, and that would make Magneto ~100 years old?  It&#39;s time to adapt the story, and human slavery is #2 in line for &#34;Most oppressive thing to ever happen to human beings&#34;.  Suggestion: Cope heavily.  #MCU</description><pubDate>22 May 2025 01:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lppytf2aak2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lpdeadgabs2n</link><description>There&#39;s something about Doom: The Dark Ages that doesn&#39;t feel right, and I&#39;m not quite sure what it is. Im trying to reserve my judgement until I&#39;m done, but I&#39;m having a hard time feeling like the game is pulling me in like Eternal did.  What do you think it is?  #Doom #DoomTheDarkAges #Gaming</description><pubDate>17 May 2025 01:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpdeadgabs2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lnq6lv2iv22c</link><description>Movie you&#39;ve watched more than six times using gifs.&#xA;&#xA;(No Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings)&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2025 16:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnq6lv2iv22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lnmjmd43ys2c</link><description>Anyone who purchases and/or wears this hat, is a verified traitor to the United States of America.</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2025 05:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnmjmd43ys2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lnga5kvgmk2s</link><description>Companion fantastic! A techno-thriller that touches on abuse, toxic relationships, and the human need to control things, while exploring the dangers/moral dilemmas presented by the existence artificial intelligence. Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid are rapidly rising to A-List #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2025 17:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnga5kvgmk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lmkgwotxyk2t</link><description>I&#39;m liking Daredevil: Born Again, but it&#39;s like 95% Matt Murdock battling inner demons and like 5% Daredevil being born again.</description><pubDate>11 Apr 2025 16:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkgwotxyk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lmirrru3ys2m</link><pubDate>11 Apr 2025 00:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmirrru3ys2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lmgbxeb5es27</link><description>🎶On my front porch with a gun&#xA;Taking aim to shoot someone&#xA;And it makes me feel so fine, I&#39;ll just ignore the cops.🎶&#xA;Hip hip&#xA;https://consequence.net/2025/04/weezer-wife-scott-shriner-shot-by-police-attempted-murder/</description><pubDate>10 Apr 2025 00:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmgbxeb5es27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lmfhanma2227</link><description>I really enjoyed The Bondsman, but it&#39;s definitely not as good or as interesting as Reaper.  The premise is nearly identical, but the Bondsman isn&#39;t nearly as fun or charming.    #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2025 16:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfhanma2227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lm4d25yss22l</link><description>If you watch Y2K expecting some well crafted, piece of art-house horror, you will be disappointed. It&#39;s an insane throwback to 90s horror, soaked in nostalgia. It&#39;s B-movie fun with touches of brilliance. Try not to take it seriously and enjoy the ride. There&#39;s good stuff here.  #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>06 Apr 2025 01:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm4d25yss22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3ll6d6rbcn22p</link><description>Thor&#39;s rewrite in Ragnarok, and subsequently Infinity War, Endgame, and Love &amp; Thunder demonstrates that the concept of worthiness rests in favor of being either an arrogant prick or a slovenly, lethargic, revenge fueled jerk. At these points, Thor should have not been able to lift Mjolnir. #Marvel</description><pubDate>25 Mar 2025 03:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll6d6rbcn22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lkopufd3oc2z</link><description>The Parenting starts out strong, but loses its luster as the film goes on. It&#39;s very funny and it&#39;s definitely an homage to Beetlejuice in many ways.  It just struggles to find its voice, and doesn&#39;t have a sturdy enough foundation to lean on jokes in the way it does throughout. #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>18 Mar 2025 22:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkopufd3oc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lkjln2dul22v</link><description>I feel like people are too hard on #Netflix films. I liked The Electric State.  A popcorn action flick that knows exactly what it is. 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It&#39;s a moody-broody British folk-horror film that really takes its time building an eerie-dreary atmosphere filled w/ grief, trauma, and terror. It&#39;s carried HEAVILY by nuanced performances from Matt Smith and Morfydd Clarke and the score is haunting.  #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>12 Mar 2025 19:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk7d4nd2uc2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3lk4b6wo6222l</link><description>I really liked Heretic!  It&#39;s a &#34;trapped-in-a-labyrinth&#34; film centered around faith, with really clever writing and an out-of-the-box performance by Hugh Grant that was really fun to watch.  I wanted it to end differently, but I still really liked the ending.  Good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky</description><pubDate>11 Mar 2025 14:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:43ymr2id3a2ddc2exdyvm2ho/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk4b6wo6222l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/christeregis.bsky.social/post/3ljhbisp7ws2b</link><description>Well, this comic was friggin&#39; amazing.  Think Dexter having a weird baby with The Berenstain Bears.  I couldn&#39;t put it down.  Expertly paced, grotesque, and oddly charming.  @patrickhorvath.bsky.social just absolutely knocked this one out of the park! 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