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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>https://dontcallthepolice.com/&#xA;&#xA;pfp: me, singing karaoke with Carl Craig, because I live a life of charm&#xA;banner: an illustration of the MPD 3rd Precinct on fire, with the caption &#34;Welcome to Minneapolis&#34; ✊ in solidarity w/ the Black Cat Worker Collective</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club</link><title>@andy.hopepunk.club - Andy Lettuce</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3mus66typhc2z</link><description>Hi, I&#39;m Andy in Saint Paul. I&#39;m married and we&#39;ve raised two makers of good trouble.&#xA;&#xA;I think &#34;it hurt so bad when he saw the traces of old lies still on their faces&#34; from $1000 Wedding is the saddest thing a human will ever sing, specifically Evan Dando singing in the cover with Julianna Hatfield.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 19:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus66typhc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3mun5bqst322d</link><description>What GIF pops up when you search your name?&#xA;&#xA;(and do you find it as age-affirming as I did?)&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 19:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun5bqst322d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3mubaq3y3lk2m</link><description>This here is not the good soccer</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 01:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubaq3y3lk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3mtzaewujvc2c</link><description>You probably know this already but my guy @nurdrocks.bsky.social is really good at what he does&#xA;&#xA;https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_Xi2B6ePE&amp;si=W_67puEUlxk8T9oN</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 21:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzaewujvc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3mtyyunxelc2c</link><description>I implore you to make plans this holiday season to watch the late, great Dolly Parton in A Smoky Mountain Christmas.&#xA;&#xA;It also features Lee Majors &amp; John Ritter. Plus there&#39;s a witch, that shoots a gun I think at some point? Anyway it&#39;s bonkers. 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to help position themselves away from abolition and restorative justice, progressive politicians cede serious ground to Kavanaugh-Stop-style policing and the people who support it.&#xA;&#xA;Restorative justice is a moderate position.</description><pubDate>10 Aug 2026 18:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqom4vp3225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3msju3r5ofk2o</link><description>AMC sits in such a weird place as a business where they&#39;ve created really good infrastructure for the ticket buying process, loyalty programs, etc. but the actual theaters where the movies happen are all stuck in &#34;this small town mall is about to close down&#34; mode</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 00:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msju3r5ofk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/andy.hopepunk.club/post/3msjthu5ihc2o</link><description>As an empty nester who was poor back when he raised his kids: please tax me to pay for this&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Aug 2026 00:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:44dcy6tk3rmcm2pmruswisg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjthu5ihc2o</guid></item></channel></rss>