bizzard (business wizard) and oneironaus head honcho of the great electric council can control shawty u can’t control, shawty gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect, back on my bullshit rock opera maxxinghttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mx5ismz2qc2fWaow this the first day I have woken up w a full battery in several weeks I feel like a new woman05 Oct 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5ismz2qc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwzw2hhu522xVending machine gave me two peanits eminems And i have a frilly outfit yippee04 Oct 2026 07:49 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzw2hhu522xhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwxgsw4cvs2awe eatin good tonight fellas [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Oct 2026 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxgsw4cvs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwxgr2ik3c2aleppid pimnt bekeeny03 Oct 2026 08:10 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxgr2ik3c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwwokoq7hs23Ashwaganda my best friend Tortellini soup my other best friend03 Oct 2026 00:57 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwokoq7hs23https://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwvapjilws2bduck duck go how to get sponsors withon three weeks of your event lmao02 Oct 2026 11:16 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvapjilws2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwvaklquls2bWas going to bed but got inspired to hit up a few movement and dance coaches for the dance day i am planning at lucky cat lmfao oops day of workshops culminating in 4 hour open style sesh oops02 Oct 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvaklquls2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwuw3wj2xs2aIn other news my cintiq’s power cord exploded this week literally My car is also apparently impounded, tomorrow i must go prove to the city of la that i am too broke for this shit to get fees waived02 Oct 2026 08:06 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwuw3wj2xs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwushstlcs2aEverything went better than expected, X did show up, they were very respectful and chill thank goodness [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Oct 2026 07:01 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwushstlcs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwrcgck7h22dmy biggest ex of dread and fear seems to be en route to la to go to the gallery open house tomorrow either i take 100000 pts psychic damage or everything goes better than expected rallying the troops to do a circle of protection around me ugh30 Sep 2026 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrcgck7h22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwpdbq6u6c24We have Giek, an artist from the Netherlands, coming for a mini residency during the Dark Show My first time putting an international artist on our roster, incredibly stoked30 Sep 2026 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpdbq6u6c24https://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwniwpesps2geepy29 Sep 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwniwpesps2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwn7b7syjs2knot to be like my man my man my man but damn y’all i am one lucky lil bitch got me a dang unicorn wot da hell29 Sep 2026 06:29 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwn7b7syjs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwiaw73co22jwe did it lads it was so cool i am so tired27 Sep 2026 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiaw73co22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwfsfhci622fDark show w updated roster26 Sep 2026 07:50 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwfsfhci622fhttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mweiiuauac22Whoa mama25 Sep 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mweiiuauac22https://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdk4lubg22gMy new slide on stripper shoe also fell off while i was spinning on the pole so i caught it and did the classic shoe-as-telephone gag nobody here deserve me, i walked out the club w $100 tonight woooo [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 10:17 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdk4lubg22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdjwq3cck24i am bringing shenanigans to club I also need a lil whiteboard so i can coerce customers into playing strip hangman and pictionary in vip25 Sep 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdjwq3cck24https://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdjuwknw224Had a thumb war w a dude onstage during last set of night Have new strategy to bring a label maker to the club and start secretly sticking labels on customers too25 Sep 2026 10:12 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdjuwknw224https://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdfffwfhs2ababy, she oozin’, ever-warrin‘25 Sep 2026 08:52 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdfffwfhs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdf7phyek2ogrowth strategy: being a big asshole and then learning growing and admitting it and then waiting a lil and being a bigger asshole (on account of all the growth) and then learning and growing even huger rinse repeat until i am a massive douche25 Sep 2026 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdf7phyek2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdf3keins2oupdate also, upon reflection i was the asshole but i grew ok [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdf3keins2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdez6vs5k2ops i can’t go into it and won’t go into it but y‘all if u knew the amount of crises i have had to field coinciding with install week that i have not been the epicenter of u would go “whoa mama”25 Sep 2026 08:45 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdez6vs5k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mwdevibqjc2oWork slow but at least i can get a head start on seeing who among da artists has neglected to send me they ding dang label info lmao25 Sep 2026 08:43 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdevibqjc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/geewhizard.bsky.social/post/3mw6i45cgo22xgood night internet23 Sep 2026 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:45oustpbwdwpvk74owk6v5no/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6i45cgo22x