🇿🇦 Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. https://www.onlyflares.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mv3ot3plpk26If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.09 Sep 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3ot3plpk26https://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mv34qrowoc2aAs I get older, I feel more and more I need to start ticking off my oldest bucket list items. So my main goal now is to see someone else naked before the end of the year. Call it impossible, call it the ravings of a madhorse, but I think I can do it.09 Sep 2026 08:31 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv34qrowoc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3muyap5bhrk25To check if your horse is authentic, punch it in the dick. 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Week four and I'm so done with this shit.25 Aug 2026 08:02 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtve4bzlqc23https://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mttacu2xqs23POV it's 07:01 and the food bowl is still empty hello are you even still alive24 Aug 2026 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttacu2xqs23https://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mtlqqg6vj22mPeople keep saying that Morrowind is amazing but I can't and won't look past it using ebony as a mineral. That utter disregard for proper worldbuilding is just too common in indie games like Morrowind and we need to stop standing up for it. Maybe the devs' next game will be more believable.21 Aug 2026 12:21 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlqqg6vj22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mtjs6d322s2mYou say you waggy but actually you scaggy20 Aug 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjs6d322s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mtjcuyr5o22mhas the guy who wrote boto3 been hunted down and shot into the sun yet or do we need to organise a mob20 Aug 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjcuyr5o22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mtg3gzpbhc2zSome days, furries really just should fuck right off.19 Aug 2026 06:17 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtg3gzpbhc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3msqnjivzzc2vLet people be bad at their hobbies. Not everyone is doing things to get consistently better at them. And that's perfectly fine. 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