🇿🇦 Kinky gay horse dad | Forties | Horny on mane | Top 1% OnlyFlares Professional programmer, casual pornsmith. Writing filth and monads so you don't have to. https://www.onlyflares.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mwxw5mxsh22fThat's right, baby - I'm *all* clavicle.03 Oct 2026 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxw5mxsh22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mwqskdzfns27Summer's finally here - and Bucephalus knows from terrible experience exactly which bits of him need the most sunscreen. 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Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social22 Sep 2026 06:43 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3mrjqpjk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mvq63ecx2s2xThe thing with all my health issues is that a lot of it has had me in a mental state where I feel not smart. And being smart is kind of the one thing that I rely on for my job. It's sure not my sparkling personality. So that's been very unfun and even concerning, from a long term job perspective.17 Sep 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq63ecx2s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mvnfud365k2xNot a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.16 Sep 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:46iighewt7woth33weoradb6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnfud365k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/onlyflares.com/post/3mvn4msr2l22xYou know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? 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