Creator of the Alexandrian. Author of So You Want To Be a Game Master. ENnie Award Winner. USA TODAY Bestselling Author. https://thealexandrian.nethttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mvuk5kqzl225"Two red granite statues flank the entrance. One uses Stone Golem stats--" (okay, makes sense) "--the other uses Iron Golem stats." Go home, adventure, you're drunk.19 Sep 2026 11:07 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvuk5kqzl225https://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mviwamq2fk2kRatatouille is not only a mecha movie, but arguably the best mecha movie of all time. https://static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce929193df3c242ac34b5654d2ce/a5/03/dfNv9dB6.gif?hh=320&ww=240&mp4=1wq62OQpLOYw2Uiyoq&webm=dYRcptaTvx17nXg14 Sep 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviwamq2fk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mvexco2z6s2tA space opera set amongst the million planets orbiting the black hole at the center of a galaxy. https://www.space.com/astronomy/exoplanets/we-were-astonished-millions-of-exoplanets-could-be-born-near-active-supermassive-black-holes13 Sep 2026 06:20 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvexco2z6s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mv6rkbdxis23"She knew she was on another world because the clouds were too big. Looking up, she saw a cloud bigger than a two-storey building." Was this written by a space alien who'd never seen a cloud before? "She'd seen clouds before. Spent hours staring up at them." Hmm. Exactly what an alien would say.10 Sep 2026 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6rkbdxis23https://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mv5coytp622t"You're thinking about it! This media only sucks if you think about it!" People who say things like this really don't understand how much they're telling on themselves.10 Sep 2026 05:23 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5coytp622thttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mv44cdlkys2wRandom GM Tips going live on Twitch now! See you there! twitch.tv/TheAlexandrian09 Sep 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv44cdlkys2whttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3muyd2m3o6s25I have a strong suspicion that S04E02 of Strange New Worlds - "The Griffin Incident" - is going to end up being the best episode of the season. This is not a good thing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyd2m3o6s25https://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mutceao3ck2mStarted watching the first episode of Season 4 of STRANGE NEW WORLDS tonight. ... why is this so incredibly stupid? Give it a pass on the equivalent of cavemen and dinosaurs running around at the same time + "this is the Grand Canyon, a crater(!?!?!) created when a spaceship crashed." But.... [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutceao3ck2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mukoq5sppk2yMisbehave's line of solo RPGs has just launched on Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hexy/misbehave/02 Sep 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukoq5sppk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mukgdefzn226Random GM Tips stream is starting now on Twitch! twitch.tv/TheAlexandrian02 Sep 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukgdefzn226https://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3muhzdvidjc2wUh oh. My players remember more about the last session than I do.01 Sep 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzdvidjc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mtlyccghhk2pFor when you need an NPC and you need 'em fast. https://thealexandrian.net/wordpress/50635/roleplaying-games/quick-npc-template21 Aug 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlyccghhk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mtbjfgq5hk2aThere was a time when I owned every Star Trek novel ever published (except, apparently, MIssion to Horatius, which never showed up in lists back then). I spent my first newspaper route money getting all the older books & then I bought every new book as it came out. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bHRzbEqteVhCKQCubz8tS4gsweWJG4na7vBoxIvkSnU/edit?gid=463444902#gid=46344490217 Aug 2026 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbjfgq5hk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/alexandrian.bsky.social/post/3mt7wuwourc2xThe next James Bond really needs to level up his gadgets. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260811052857.htm16 Aug 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:4754uqppsrbly77yijy2sdx5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7wuwourc2x