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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Editor, author of horror &amp; religious trauma. Former editorial Screen Rant, Goomba Stomp, managing editor AOG. Secretary of Sacramento HWA. 怖い話の作者。（日本語OK)(he/him)&#xA;&#xA;pfp: smiling man with beard and mustache&#xA;banner: devil statue in a garden</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com</link><title>@michaeljriser.com - 👻Michael J. Riser𖤐🧊❌👑</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtwkilszjk2q</link><description>I hope that when I die, people are even .01% as kind in speaking about me as they are about Dolly Parton. Then I&#39;ll feel like I did something right. RIP, Dolly. I don&#39;t believe in heaven, but if there was one, I&#39;d like to think you and Mr. Rogers are currently having tea there.</description><pubDate>25 Aug 2026 19:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwkilszjk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtti3dnloc2q</link><description>There are days when I&#39;m like, what if I unfollowed every single account everywhere and just started over?</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 14:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtti3dnloc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtqumh3f7s2j</link><description>I still don&#39;t know what I might have, because I can&#39;t afford to be seen by someone to actually get a diagnosis since I have neither health insurance nor money. But given my history of ADHD and depression, along with the lack of success at treating either, I have my suspicions.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 13:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqumh3f7s2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtpprwlvac2s</link><description>Me when wife goes to conference and there&#39;s edibles in the house: VIDEO GAMES AND PIZZA, I&#39;M 18 AGAIN&#xA;Me when wife goes to conference and no edibles in the house: FUCK I&#39;M SAD</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 02:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpprwlvac2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtpkdpqlt22a</link><description>Only 25 minutes away now! Unfortunately I recently watched Witchfinder General and found it ... well, not interesting enough to watch twice. But if you&#39;ve never seen it, now&#39;s a great time to make some new homies at #horrorwatch!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 00:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpkdpqlt22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtn353yf2c2b</link><description>Okay, time for Rabbit Trap on Tubi for #folkhorrorfriday. I feel like maybe I&#39;ve seen this, but I can&#39;t remember. It&#39;s set in Wales, so at least it&#39;s guaranteed to be pretty.</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 01:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtn353yf2c2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtkeyfxgzs2b</link><description>A good friend of mine shared this with me, and I&#39;m so pleased this exists, I totally missed it. Napalm Death is a long-time favorite band, one that&#39;s always existed for good and still does. Fucking love these guys and seeing (most of) them at the Tiny Desk with @npr.org is a joy I needed today.&#xA;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81LZCHhNKQ</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 23:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkeyfxgzs2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtjjj7c7jk2h</link><description>who could possibly have foreseen this&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 15:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjjj7c7jk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtjjeurits2h</link><description>A guy guaranteed to improve any project he&#39;s a part of. Can&#39;t believe he&#39;s almost 80.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 15:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjjeurits2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtjbestd6s24</link><description>Mask + breakdown about sums up the majority of my life experience thus far&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 12:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjbestd6s24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/michaeljriser.com/post/3mtexdajty22d</link><description>And Jesus said to the masses, as he broke the bread and fish and only gave them to his disciples, &#34;You starve. Glory be to God. You starve.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 19:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4b2dtq46ir4itho7soeyl4ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtexdajty22d</guid></item></channel></rss>