Writer, editor, semi-professional curmudgeon, Tottenham supporter, Malört apologist. He/himhttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtz6k6cza22iGuys. I think I might be on to something with this one [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz6k6cza22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtz6faxlgs2qThis Savio fella might work out26 Aug 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz6faxlgs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtvno5viyc2tThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered the most, off the top of my head: 1. Perfectly cromulent 2. It tastes like burning 3. It is the children who are wrong 4. I envy you, Pumpkins 5. No, just ignorant! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 10:53 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvno5viyc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtos3u6nx226New season, same pain But that just means the second half comeback is gonna be so much sweeter! COYS22 Aug 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtos3u6nx226https://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtofc56h2c25The last time Hull City won a Premier League game was April 22, 2017. I got this tattoo on April 24, 2017 and joked that it was a Hull City badge, they then went D-L-L-L and were relegated, never returning until today. I assumed my bad mojo was to blame for the curse... glad to see it end22 Aug 2026 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtofc56h2c25https://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtlqa3j3wc2uIntroduce yourself: Tottenham Hotspur edition Favourite… - Player: Sonny - Current Player: Djed Sp.... Archie Gray - Home kit: 11/12 - Away kit: 19/20 Third (yeah, I'm cheating) - Manager: Poch - Podcast: N/A First… - Hero: Kasey Keller - Stadium Match: Forest (home, march 2023) #COYS [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlqa3j3wc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtk4rrkhpc2gJesus said to the servants, “Fill the jars with water”; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, “Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet.” They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into Moon Mist Faygo. Whoop whoop [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtk4rrkhpc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cconnell8.bsky.social/post/3mtgqlud47k2vReally wanted this to say "Reacher"19 Aug 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:4bydkr2rn2lt24pvtzlamdos/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgqlud47k2v