I’ll follow the concept of Twitter wherever it goes. NYC -> DC. Political Comedian and Fan Girl. Now: Comms on Capitol Hill. Prv: 2nd in command at a meme pagehttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3m66cyjkaac2hTrump loves a winner from Queens [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Nov 2025 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m66cyjkaac2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3m66cu3ckw22hlike any rational person, i’m LOVING the Mamdani Trump content. but as a New Yorker, i am not surprised21 Nov 2025 22:19 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m66cu3ckw22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lmfy4oojgc2zPOV you have no money because of a manufactured recession but you have great water pressure09 Apr 2025 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfy4oojgc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lltkcspzjs2fthe only person actually celebrating liberation day is eric adams02 Apr 2025 13:59 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lltkcspzjs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lioyjgewl22jNew York Yankees released a statement saying players are allowed to have beards now and if that doesn’t scream “fuck it the world is too bad to care right now” i don’t know what else does21 Feb 2025 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lioyjgewl22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhyogcglak2lYou mean to tell me the only Republican to vote no on Gabbard was… Mitch McConnell???12 Feb 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhyogcglak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhtvtioh722wi loved explaining to my mom why Kendrick smiled so wide while saying Hey Drake10 Feb 2025 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtvtioh722whttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhrd5tsuk22l❤️🫶🏻❤️09 Feb 2025 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrd5tsuk22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhramu4qws2lTHE MUTE FEATURE ACTUALLY WORKS HERE THANK GOD09 Feb 2025 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhramu4qws2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhrakltv7s2li’d like no sports talk thank you :)09 Feb 2025 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrakltv7s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhr752mrvs2lis this app caught up on severance, i’m catching up on the latest episode09 Feb 2025 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhr752mrvs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhr3kfg6dc2lnot one mention of the sporting event today on this timeline i think ive found paradise09 Feb 2025 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhr3kfg6dc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lhr3e4owf22ldeleted the other app off my phone cause the vibes sucked. gonna spend a whole day here… excited to see the vibes09 Feb 2025 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhr3e4owf22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lgizqxuvgk2bno reason in particular just posting cause it’s always true24 Jan 2025 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgizqxuvgk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lgizq3bekk2bOKAY FINE ILL CROSS POST HERE24 Jan 2025 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgizq3bekk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lcvtybaeoc23what are the vibes here? we talking about the news?? Positive or negative09 Dec 2024 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvtybaeoc23https://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lce2h3dhx22yBoth things are true: It's good and funny and kinda sick that Joe Biden pardoned Hunter but its also bad and sad and really fucked he hasn't pardoned anyone else (recently)02 Dec 2024 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lce2h3dhx22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lcbjb2skbs2rChristmas Tree Farm added to the retail playlist happy holidays01 Dec 2024 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbjb2skbs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lcbj5gpan22rBEN WIKLER FOR DNC CHAIR LFG FOLKS !!01 Dec 2024 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbj5gpan22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lbzbdmi2nc2qthe only actual downside to growing up in nyc is i do not get the “everyone from my hometown at one bar on thanksgiving eve” moment.28 Nov 2024 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzbdmi2nc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/emont.bsky.social/post/3lbza6z7cu22qDeath Becomes Her being the most coveted performance at the parade is amazing28 Nov 2024 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:4diusvvx2vvrlyy44f5aeosc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbza6z7cu22q