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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>North of Boston&#xA;&#xA;Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ecmxvblko3spik7rwhgy7vi/feed/aaab6zkewmd2g</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stilldan.bsky.social</link><title>@stilldan.bsky.social - Stilldan</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stilldan.bsky.social/post/3mqlhbij6ok2y</link><description>Summer’n</description><pubDate>14 Jul 2026 05:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ecmxvblko3spik7rwhgy7vi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlhbij6ok2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stilldan.bsky.social/post/3mqlfydcv4c2y</link><description>Everybody’s going on about long slits and tire tracks but what about my poor Sea-Monkeys?</description><pubDate>14 Jul 2026 04:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4ecmxvblko3spik7rwhgy7vi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlfydcv4c2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/stilldan.bsky.social/post/3mqlfwzkekk2y</link><description>The new dentist installed a TV that loops AI flowers with nonsensical piano so I asked the DA how she was getting on with the tunes and got a 🤷. I said it’s like being at the dentist AND on hold, for a giggle. 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