According to git blame, I wrote the TypeScript compiler, don't fact check that Principal Software Engineer at Microsoft working on TypeScript Underground gopher, finally revealed jakebailey.dev github.com/jakebailey arch btwhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.devhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mk5beliwm22qi've finally done it, i've beaten every wadjet eye game23 Apr 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5beliwm22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mjy4lkwjoc2ymodule mocking is evil. nobody can convince me otherwise21 Apr 2026 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjy4lkwjoc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mjppuynhds2rMy PR to @tinygo.org to add full support for reflect.Type's AssignableTo and Implements methods just got merged! This now gets tinygo passing the tests for errors, go/token, net/url, and gets the json package working for a lot more cases (and probably similar cases elsewhere). https://github.com/tinygo-org/tinygo/pull/530417 Apr 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjppuynhds2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mjle6n7zzk2fcan someone tell me what Maria Menounos even does for Noovie, she just says she's the host and then does nothing else16 Apr 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjle6n7zzk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mjit7mjjms2fholy shit15 Apr 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjit7mjjms2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mjd4fwodes2312 Apr 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjd4fwodes23https://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mj74qvjbkk2iI'm giving the keynote at TSKaigi 2026 in Tokyo this May! Not sure if this broke into Bluesky but, should be fun! https://2026.tskaigi.org/#keynote11 Apr 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj74qvjbkk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mi7vc2ynjk2flotta clueless frustrating takes about attie god forbid someone make it easy to make a feed for like "show me posts about tsgo / TypeScript 7" or "show me posts about Go performance", two things i acutally want but do not have the skill to make nor the desire to host29 Mar 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7vc2ynjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mhvjv4akak2oreluctantly handing it to SCOTUS this one time for getting cox v. sony correct25 Mar 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvjv4akak2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mhnxvgyz422mDarth Vader isn't killing Han Solo, and the Empire found a near-perfect compromise [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Mar 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhnxvgyz422mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mh7dr4pcoc2sFun fact, the original @frame.work bezel has adhesive attaching it to the screen Ask me how I know 🫠🫠🫠16 Mar 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7dr4pcoc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mh5meuvzms2ssystemctl restart letterboxd16 Mar 2026 04:23 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5meuvzms2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mgwah7jjik2aMCU? yeah I love the MCU, the MilesInTransit Cinematic Universe13 Mar 2026 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgwah7jjik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mgv6uwoguk26rest in peace h2_bundle.go, you will not be missed12 Mar 2026 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgv6uwoguk26https://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mgs5h7isy22kthis post is great because I've received more blocks for it than the number of mutuals that also liked it [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Mar 2026 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgs5h7isy22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mgqy2ll3gk2dyou might not believe it but this is how I code11 Mar 2026 03:48 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqy2ll3gk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mgnzv2wru22lI love atproto but I swear I see a new PDS announcement every day so now I have no idea where I would move my PDS to if I wanted, or which codebase I should use to self host (or if that is even a good idea) I guess that's good, I do love commodity09 Mar 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnzv2wru22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mf62sjg45s2jnpmx shaming me for using an old dependency when upgrading that dependency would change engines and break my package 😠😠😠18 Feb 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf62sjg45s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mevgoe7eek2ypeople will be like "hey did you see this crazy story that confirms my priors", and then it's just a screenshot of a reddit post by an engagement bot named Totally_Notabot_439615 Feb 2026 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mevgoe7eek2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mem6vtywxk2hSome pretty awesome improvements in 1.26 for compiling/testing typescript-go. With a clean build/test cache, running the full test suite used to take 3m45s, but now takes just 2m10s. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Feb 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mem6vtywxk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mefirw4fa22zsports09 Feb 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefirw4fa22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mecqtbeuhk2l"I love stalebots!' - Nobody08 Feb 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mecqtbeuhk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jakebailey.dev/post/3mdya4u3z4k2hdev tool CVEs be like CVE-2026-91470 CVSS 9.4 / 10 Steinway Piano versions 1853.3.5 and above are vulnerable to a Denial of Service (DoS) issue caused by uncontrolled input. When an attacker provides an invalid input, the music "sounds bad".03 Feb 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:4eukmtg5kmyjmp6qw3xkpite/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdya4u3z4k2h