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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I care.&#xA;&#xA;He/him&#xA;&#xA;Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.&#xA;&#xA;Arsefoot.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social</link><title>@actualpengy.bsky.social - ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrpjyumeik2i</link><description>Apparently folk have been insisting that bad things should happen to Nigel Farage. Around 34.8 million people are helping police with their enquiries.</description><pubDate>28 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpjyumeik2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrmt4uhj6k2b</link><description>RIP Bill Oddie, from all of us Birders and Goodies fans x</description><pubDate>27 Jul 2026 11:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmt4uhj6k2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrjwyklcks2n</link><description>It&#39;s raining. Smells like that thing where rain falls on really dry ground that nobody knows the word for.</description><pubDate>26 Jul 2026 08:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrjwyklcks2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrhtr7l77k2t</link><description>Word soup. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr490335z1eo</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 12:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhtr7l77k2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrhaxokuv22x</link><description>Good morning https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9w22n9e4go</description><pubDate>25 Jul 2026 06:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhaxokuv22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrf63gxq422f</link><description>It is dangerously close to cider time, Friday fans.</description><pubDate>24 Jul 2026 10:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrf63gxq422f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mrahpq5ahs2f</link><description>New toy for pissing about in the dark looking for bats.</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 13:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrahpq5ahs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr6mirzhu226</link><description>Wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast ...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 20:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6mirzhu226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr6kcpir3c26</link><description>Breaking: nigel farage was hit on the head with a hammer when he&#39;s 2.</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 19:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6kcpir3c26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr6k6pwl7226</link><description>You&#39;ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 19:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6k6pwl7226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr6eibiav22c</link><description>Birmingham man&#39;s legal e-bike seized and destroyed by police in error - BBC News https://share.google/T1HVxA5sP9V67Jv8p</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 17:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6eibiav22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr5c7tmg7s2f</link><description>Happy birthday @mandapen.bsky.social !</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 07:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5c7tmg7s2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr5c6qg2bk2f</link><description>From nextdoor</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 07:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5c6qg2bk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr57pyclhc2r</link><description>Happy birthday @missymollymol.bsky.social 🎂🥳</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 06:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr57pyclhc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr577x554s2r</link><description>Most people use gas for heating. &#xA;&#xA;Good morning, plebs.</description><pubDate>21 Jul 2026 06:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr577x554s2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mr3x5nxv622i</link><description>Shabana Mahmood is still in charge of being a vile person. 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Good.</description><pubDate>20 Jul 2026 05:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr2lgp2xls2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqzp5un4q22r</link><description>Might as well give them guns.</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 21:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzp5un4q22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqzouggeuc2r</link><description>3 more minutes and I&#39;m going to see who won this pile of shite tomorrow.</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 21:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzouggeuc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqznpnohm22z</link><description>Please god do a gole cos I hate pens luv Pengy x</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqznpnohm22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqzno3yav22z</link><description>BBC advertising the BBC there</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzno3yav22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqzmt7ggwc2z</link><description>I&#39;ve been to Argentina and it&#39;s a lawless shithole. This is understandable stuff.</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzmt7ggwc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqzlum6rpk2s</link><description>Solo by Ivanka or whatever her name is.</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzlum6rpk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/actualpengy.bsky.social/post/3mqzlqakkcs2s</link><description>Brilliant paint. Still drying.</description><pubDate>19 Jul 2026 20:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4exngnvf5o7m6xaf2hkrwuo2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzlqakkcs2s</guid></item></channel></rss>