106 kgs of mangled cartilage, lousy eyesight, and 🐄💩. Canuck tragic - will have players at my funeral so they can let me down one more time. Still love ‘em though.https://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mg5gczbwr22qTyson: I’ve got nothing to hide. Including the fact he’s apparently got shit for brains by talking about a Brazilian woman he still talks to while he’s married to Stephanie. #mafsau03 Mar 2026 09:10 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5gczbwr22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mg5ey7hhn22gIt’s no wonder some of these people have been single for a while…act like fkn children. Looking at you, Juliette. #mafsau03 Mar 2026 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg5ey7hhn22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfygxmyaus2lI’d like to play poker with Danny. He’s a terrible liar. #mafsau01 Mar 2026 09:38 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfygxmyaus2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfydgis2qs2lTo think there’s a whole nation of Tysons - entitled, Andrew Tate influenced twats who expect women to be breeders while they live a selfish life. Let ‘em be lonely. #MAFSAU01 Mar 2026 08:35 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfydgis2qs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfxyn2hb5k22In the name of the ghost of Foster Hewitt, how did the Canucks get to be so shit. Wasn’t that long ago we were in a game seven for a spot for a Conference Final. Depressing.01 Mar 2026 05:21 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfxyn2hb5k22https://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfqar73gxs2vCannot wait for Evander Kane to be traded. So, so many stupid retaliatory penalties and not much else. #canucks26 Feb 2026 03:26 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfqar73gxs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfod6ec7ek2gAnyone who has watched #MAFSAU for more than 20 minutes knows that Bec’s statement about trusting Danny is foreshadowing an upcoming shitshow in their relationship.25 Feb 2026 09:03 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfod6ec7ek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mflwbr47n22oF*** off, Tyson. 87% of Australia has figured you out. #mafsau #mafs24 Feb 2026 10:07 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mflwbr47n22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfgr4kklqk2dDoes Steve really know what he needs to do with his next relationship? #mafsau https://media.tenor.com/Y2UbzhtUMqQAAAAC/nope-shaking-head.gif?hh=413&ww=49822 Feb 2026 08:52 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfgr4kklqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mfai7cezx22xFuck. Fuckfuckfuck. Heartbreaking for the Canadian girls. #olympics19 Feb 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfai7cezx22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3meq4ob256s2qWalked into the living room where the better half was watching the 730 Report. Everyone’s favourite onion eater, Tony Abbott, shining out from the pixels on the telly, talking about Oz needing to keep its’ Judeo-Christian values, etc. Fuck me, the man is nothing but predictable.13 Feb 2026 08:47 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3meq4ob256s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mel6xziois2qThought Brooke was a decent sort, but maybe that was when she was next to Chris. Compared to the rest of the ladies, turns out that comparison is a low bar. #MAFS #MAFSAU11 Feb 2026 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mel6xziois2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mefcmajmtk2mHey, if Trump wants to continue to do his jerk-off dance to The Village People, all well and good; he’s missing something great with Bad Bunny. That halftime show was alllllll right!09 Feb 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefcmajmtk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mdzktgwjbs2sShort man syndrome dude being matched with a lady that seems to have her head on straight. Six weeks. #mafs #mafsau04 Feb 2026 09:29 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdzktgwjbs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mdukbgubmk2bI give it four weeks. #mafs02 Feb 2026 09:36 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdukbgubmk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mduizp4wnc2hBeen watching #mafs with my new lobotomy scars for five minutes and have already counted four red flags.02 Feb 2026 09:14 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mduizp4wnc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mdaaneneik2xUnbelievably depressing how many people are quite ok with a protestor getting ten bullets pumped into him because they think Trump is just swell. Fuck em all. #AlexPretti25 Jan 2026 07:50 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdaaneneik2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mcyagne4f22lIn all my years of following the Canucks - almost 50 of them - I’ve never wanted to fire so many of the Canucks players into the sun as I have this year.22 Jan 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcyagne4f22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mcoc6nhfe22nI’m wondering if any coach that was hired at the start of the season got fired halfway through the season. Foote should. #canucks18 Jan 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcoc6nhfe22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mcob2kqybc2gStupid fkn challenge by Foote there. #canucks18 Jan 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcob2kqybc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mcbk7opid227Of course they did because Trump & Hesgeth are a couple of deadset motherfuckers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jan 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcbk7opid227https://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mcbk5nxcqs27Anyone wanna lend me five billion dollars so i can buy the Canucks from the Aquilinis? OR…maybe a bunch of us can pool our money?13 Jan 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcbk5nxcqs27https://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mbzufiplsk2vIt’s real interesting to me that the groups that are brushing off #ReneeGood as someone that should have complied or listened to an order are the same groups that were screaming when Ashlii Babbitt met her fate on J6.10 Jan 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbzufiplsk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mbxvl5jm2s2yRescue helicopter around frankston beach. Damn.09 Jan 2026 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbxvl5jm2s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mbjci26zz22kAll this shit people talk about an illegal war in Venezuela- it’s too fucking late to worry about it now. Who is going to stop that fat mango fuck now? He should have been stopped five years ago.03 Jan 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbjci26zz22khttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3mbjcbljbf22kMy dad and step mom, Canadians, are wintering in Mazatlan. They’re due to drive back home in February. Not sure going thru the States tomorrow, let alone February, is going to be a great idea. #FuckTrump #Venezuela #DemocracyIsToastInAmerica03 Jan 2026 11:23 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbjcbljbf22khttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3m7wtiu2p4s26Flicked to Sky News for info on Bondi Beach. ‘This inter-faith hatred must stop’ was one of the first sentences I heard. Fucking irony just died of a coronary.14 Dec 2025 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7wtiu2p4s26https://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3m7wsob6alc2mI’m not so naive to know why something like Bondi Beach could happen but it’s a gut punch to the soul to know it did happen. Lucky country? Maybe not so much anymore.14 Dec 2025 09:31 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7wsob6alc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3m7tjifsdx227I mean, I’m certainly not going to start cheering for the Wild but I am looking forward to seeing Quinn Hughes excel on a good team again. #canucks13 Dec 2025 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7tjifsdx227https://bsky.app/profile/thesplat.bsky.social/post/3m7c3gdgbzc2eI have to laugh at my fellow Canucks fans hoping to be dead last at the end of the year so we have the best chance to get McKenna. Good things don’t happen to the Canucks, people.06 Dec 2025 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:4fstyzcu7f3rdwj3kvfgpisd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7c3gdgbzc2e