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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>bello i am bob i love my teddy i like bananas i have gambling addiction i invest in stocks and i am alcoholic give fentanyl</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social</link><title>@bobisminion.bsky.social - Bob the minon (parody)</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3lvabt262hk2j</link><pubDate>31 Jul 2025 04:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvabt262hk2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3ldyp5n6zuk2f</link><description>bello im dieded</description><pubDate>23 Dec 2024 19:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldyp5n6zuk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3lc7og6eqzk2r</link><description>Bello!</description><pubDate>01 Dec 2024 03:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc7og6eqzk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3ladzwwnydp24</link><description>Bello! Americans stay safe! Why are most Americans idiots!</description><pubDate>07 Nov 2024 10:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3ladzwwnydp24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3la23dzxqc42f</link><description>Bello?</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2024 11:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3la23dzxqc42f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l7nydfvf2y2j</link><description>Bello! I want a banana :(</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2024 15:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7nydfvf2y2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l7k6iehonx23</link><description>Bello! I am Bob! Twitter Bob is NOT Bob! We are not the same! 😀&#xA;&#xA;Bob likes the simple cocaine, not crypto. 😀</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2024 03:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7k6iehonx23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l7eqs2iprw2t</link><description>Bello. Where cocaine delivery.</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2024 23:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7eqs2iprw2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l7c2l3duki27</link><description>Bello. i want cocaine.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2024 22:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7c2l3duki27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l7bh7db6db2r</link><description>Bello! Minions taste good 😀</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2024 16:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7bh7db6db2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l77fxlw2ar24</link><description>Bello! 700 followers! Im going to eat 700 minions now!</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2024 20:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l77fxlw2ar24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l76owbfnlv2s</link><description>Bello! Went back into Gru&#39;s bedroom! Why is there a bottle of rotten milk hidden in his drawers?</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2024 13:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l76owbfnlv2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l76h32t7mg2t</link><description>Bello. 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Why is his face red and why is he so mad!?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2024 20:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l74uazuzpu2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l73sdbnknh2y</link><description>Bello! Why does Gru have a purple banana looking thing in his bed and why is it sticky! 😀</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2024 10:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l73sdbnknh2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l73cbzqme62i</link><description>Bello! Can bob have a fortnite skin! 😀</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2024 05:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l73cbzqme62i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l723ujpz6t2i</link><description>Bello! I found more cocaine! 😀</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2024 18:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l723ujpz6t2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6zuwltpyy2j</link><description>Bello! eat!</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2024 15:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6zuwltpyy2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6z7dgz3zq2t</link><description>Bello! I farted!</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2024 09:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6z7dgz3zq2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6ynoowy5f2c</link><description>Bello... :(&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2024 04:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6ynoowy5f2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6xzzpfjvt24</link><description>Bello! 700 followers before i wake up pls! gn!</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2024 22:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6xzzpfjvt24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6xvbmtqfb2c</link><description>Bello! Its stuck!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2024 20:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6xvbmtqfb2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6xr4sirop2f</link><description>Bello! Just shat in the sink!</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2024 19:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4fxoxas2ips4clef7bbawvg7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6xr4sirop2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bobisminion.bsky.social/post/3l6x4wvdgys2r</link><description>Bello! How to give birth! 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