🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 ʕ•ᴥ•　ʔ ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ʕ　•ᴥ•ʔhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mvb2navebc2fI’m gonna put those headphone vending machines from airports in gyms and make a million dollars [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb2navebc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mvazt7apwc2fIt’s truly insane how much the people in charge of tv and movies just hate and do not understand tv or movies. You could have asked any random child this question and they’d already know this to be true. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvazt7apwc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mv55nboixc2yIt’s hilarious that this is their absolute best shot and it looks so uncanny, terrible, and off putting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv55nboixc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mv4i5sslas2nIn university my friend despised his shitty laptop and when he finally replaced it he threw it off his roof, drove his car over it, cut it in half with a sawzall and then lit it on fire. Very cathartic [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4i5sslas2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3muzqflgmjk2fI feel like getting my green card is going to be impossible if I don’t have every piece of paperwork I’ve ever received since 2012. How on earth do people do this??08 Sep 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzqflgmjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3musnv4h5v22yTIL the outer layer of skin is literally “the horny layer” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_corneum05 Sep 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3musnv4h5v22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3murwgvee322cLiterally yes. https://www.wired.com/story/why-car-brands-are-finally-switching-back-to-buttons/ Come on dude… [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3murwgvee322chttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3muqpomahw22cThis makes me feel like humanity is that moment when you’re driving and your turn signal syncs up with the car in front of you for a moment and then falls back out of sync… [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Sep 2026 05:10 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqpomahw22chttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3muqmrlb37c2ciOS should have a “mark all notifications as read” option when you long press on an app05 Sep 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqmrlb37c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3muqi5gncms2cThe accent thing is cool, but how about how Canadians measure things?05 Sep 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqi5gncms2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mug47odtyc2fBeing from the north gives me an advantage, since I have been naked in -40°, slept in a snow cave, and drank whisky with a real severed human toe in it [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mug47odtyc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3muafiazidk2tUpstate for the weekend29 Aug 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3muafiazidk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mu4k7ctb7c2pRemember not to stare directly at the moon to protect your eyesight28 Aug 2026 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4k7ctb7c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mikefarrell.bsky.social/post/3mu34sljag225We are all so fucked [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:4fza43pc4brtxoauaf52hpit/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu34sljag225