There is something pleasing about my mouth when I speak.https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3m72psxtnjc22Taylor Swift is someone I never want to meet in person since I'm terrified she'd write a song about me.03 Dec 2025 05:25 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3m72psxtnjc22https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3m6zy2vfiu22kSalutations. I just remembered my bloody password.02 Dec 2025 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zy2vfiu22khttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3locvvq6vik2cI bloody hate it when I get emails from companies that use this blushing emoji! 😊 Like you're trying to get me to buy a stuffed crust pizza on a Saturday, not ask me out on a date! Learn your boundaries, Domino's!04 May 2025 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3locvvq6vik2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3locudowm222cViv unfortunately strikes me as the sort of person who would copyright strike a video essay if she wasn't worried about the public backlash that would cause her. And the weird thing is I agree with the points she's making. But it feels kind of petty coming from someone with as much success as her? [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2025 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3locudowm222chttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3lochnie62c2qSovereignty won over Journalism. You can’t make this stuff up.03 May 2025 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3lochnie62c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3locf3pszzc2gSorry, but there is no way I’m betting money on horses named “Journalism” and “American Promise” in 2025.03 May 2025 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3locf3pszzc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3l6tbv2ms2327Oh yeah. This app exists.19 Oct 2024 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3l6tbv2ms2327https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3kdpssl2suu2gI am hurt09 Nov 2023 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdpssl2suu2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3kbviqmdk422hfeeling cute might drop nudes later idk16 Oct 2023 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbviqmdk422hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3kbnrct74e22uThis is Lizzie all night long whenever we have Chipotle…13 Oct 2023 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbnrct74e22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3kbhcnjhu3s2fOnline ads frighten me. Like I get that her face is meant to be turning red from straining but it instead looks like she is wearing someone else’s head. I swear this is going to haunt my Darcy dreams…11 Oct 2023 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbhcnjhu3s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3kb2lx43qjg23What did Darth Vader say to the clerk when he went to the record store and couldn’t find any country music? “I find your lack of Faith Hill disturbing.”06 Oct 2023 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3kb2lx43qjg23https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k7sgkdaxkc2mYou ever get given a piece of chocolate cake that’s so big you just end up being like “this looks WAY too much like that one scene in Matilda” and then you lose your appetite?20 Sep 2023 04:51 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7sgkdaxkc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k7r6vinfuc2nDid 9/11 happen in the Paw Patrol universe? I need answers…19 Sep 2023 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7r6vinfuc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k5su6iljcl27Now wait a bloody minute…25 Aug 2023 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5su6iljcl27https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k5qpd7p5pw2jAlec Baldwin has seen better days…25 Aug 2023 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5qpd7p5pw2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k4pswiuizd2iHow do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles go to the toilet? Do they have to climb out of their shells entirely? Have they constructed flies for themselves? Do they just not care since they live in a bloody sewer? I have lost so much sleep over this11 Aug 2023 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4pswiuizd2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k3s3n5znia2dI miss the days when Taco Bell had actual commercials instead of some weird person’s instagram photos of their friends eating chalupas.31 Jul 2023 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3s3n5znia2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k3oancmr2f2pGood luck with that29 Jul 2023 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3oancmr2f2phttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k3nbbtmxau2cI called this number expecting for it to be a sex thing. Then I wondered why I called it if I was expecting that. Anyway I am locking my door tonight29 Jul 2023 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3nbbtmxau2chttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k3ctz5cuwp24I logged into Twitter and got so confused25 Jul 2023 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3ctz5cuwp24https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k35tymi5si2jGotta teach them how to be serial killers at an early age…23 Jul 2023 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k35tymi5si2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k2ypc7yn2u2zEvery bloody news outlet right now…21 Jul 2023 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2ypc7yn2u2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k2vqmtg7vp2jOppenheimer but it’s an opera. Operaheimer. I need help.19 Jul 2023 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2vqmtg7vp2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k2mavkvpjo22I think I’ll write an opera An opera about a New York baseball team The Mets Opera Why don’t I have more followers?16 Jul 2023 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2mavkvpjo22https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k2dtdoglg524Realized that when Ariel poops underwater it probably comes out all ropey and just floats around next to her for a very long time. Mermaids aren’t romantic, they are bloody disgusting.12 Jul 2023 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2dtdoglg524https://bsky.app/profile/mrdarcy.bsky.social/post/3k2cfbsndi72bI had an idea for a movie. Who Framed Roger Ribbit. Roger Ribbit is a frog. I wish Disney would return my calls sml12 Jul 2023 04:40 +0000at://did:plc:4ldev37ztl4rb52bdk2ku3kr/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2cfbsndi72b