Illustrator & cartoonist | Guardian & Prospect (full scripts in alt text) | graphic novels | children’s books | WFC | My stuff: https://linktr.ee/stephencollinsarthttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3ljwpagf5y22b09 Mar 2025 09:15 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljwpagf5y22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3muuvm6wrck2nI'm sorry but I still miss Liz Truss. I had this beautiful summer like a kid from ET riding my bike around with my freaky little pal in the basket and then her pals just yoinked her back up into the heavens and I was just meant to go back to my life.06 Sep 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuvm6wrck2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3muusquf7u22o06 Sep 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muusquf7u22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mus5k4h5t22eAre you all totally sure it's ok to give that thing your password? I want to vote for my favourites but I also want somebody who genuinely understands Why It Is Definitely Fine to tell me it's definitely fine05 Sep 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus5k4h5t22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3murbwf6k5c2sFrom 2019, don't think I ever posted this one05 Sep 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3murbwf6k5c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mupt5hot6s2zI really want the Beatles films to be good but I keep thinking about when Sam Mendes heard Radiohead's Spectre and thought "I'd rather have Sam Smith" and then a year later saw Tim Minchin's Matilda and then went and made Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. IYKYK.04 Sep 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupt5hot6s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3muowbnurdk2zhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2026/sep/04/uk-pubs-take-a-tip-from-america-the-stephen-collins-cartoon04 Sep 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muowbnurdk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3muow47cxak2zhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2026/sep/04/uk-pubs-take-a-tip-from-america-the-stephen-collins-cartoon04 Sep 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muow47cxak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3muoq5gs2522hFrom 2019 I don't think I ever posted this one. It's interesting how the golden age of TV in 2019 now seems as distant as the Tudors . . . #comedy #sketch #cartoon #history #comic04 Sep 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muoq5gs2522hhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mumo4lnfn22jRemember: it could be someone you know.03 Sep 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumo4lnfn22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mujm2jwzys2fFirst day of school02 Sep 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujm2jwzys2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mueucrjwb22oPlus+31 Aug 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mueucrjwb22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mucmyk2gys2fMy family portrait booking slots are now open for Christmas! Please book now to ensure you get a slot for Christmas gifting as they do take a while to do. This one was of a family whose lives and history encompassed different areas of the UK Follow link in bio for past examples and prices30 Aug 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucmyk2gys2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3muc7gpr3a226This was from 2024 but I did the exact same thing two weeks ago because I never learn30 Aug 2026 10:42 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3muc7gpr3a226https://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mu5hhcpyek2bMy family portrait commission bookings are now open for Christmas! Please book now to ensure you get a slot for Christmas gifting as they do take a while to do. Follow link in bio and email me to book a commission. #artgift #painting #portrait #familyportrait #commission28 Aug 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5hhcpyek2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mu55a6t7hk24https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2026/aug/28/trust-nobody-not-even-the-sweet-shop-lady-the-stephen-collins-cartoon28 Aug 2026 10:20 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu55a6t7hk24https://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mtwckxsplc2uugh just looked up the word 'droll' cos it's one of those "do I actually know the specific meaning of that word" words and I realised it basically described my entire life's work. Droll. Droll. I have done an adult lifetime of droll. I have drolled. ffs25 Aug 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwckxsplc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mtqltugars2iGRINDSET 199323 Aug 2026 10:37 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqltugars2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mtm3ofx3cs25Grindset 1993 https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2026/aug/21/what-if-hustle-culture-had-existed-in-the-grunge-era-the-stephen-collins-cartoon?CMP=share_btn_url21 Aug 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm3ofx3cs25https://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mtgaow5sz22zArt directors! I am available to commission for illustrations. This is the @theguardian.com guide to the new rules of modern etiquette from a few weeks back #illustration #editorialillustration19 Aug 2026 07:50 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgaow5sz22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mtbvshdacc2cWOODEN THING OF SEASIDE WORDS (Art prints of this one in my shop for the holiday cottager in your life.) #comics #artprints #comedy #artgift #airbnb17 Aug 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbvshdacc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mt3zlckkik2t https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/picture/2026/aug/14/meet-david-advance-plus-genius-of-toothpaste-marketing-the-stephen-collins-cartoon?CMP=share_btn_url15 Aug 2026 06:17 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3zlckkik2thttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mt2qsgxtqk2nHaha my first thought was: Threads Good use of it though, too many news-refusers out there who will ignore everything but their screaming apocalypse phone14 Aug 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2qsgxtqk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3msxffafg522eIt's that day again #alevels13 Aug 2026 10:05 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxffafg522ehttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3msqpfvvh2s2r[Comic ] From a couple of weeks back #comic #tech #sciencefiction #comedy #sketch10 Aug 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqpfvvh2s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/stephencollins.bsky.social/post/3mspyg4e5bk2q(Had a few requests for prints of this one so I now have a limited edition print of it available in my shop. Link in my bio.) #comic #cartoon #comedy #sketch #language10 Aug 2026 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspyg4e5bk2q