The game day voice of USL2 regular season champions @mplscitysc.bsky.social. Augsburg University soccer PxP. Creative director. Generally pretty cool person.https://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mytaa7i4q22yThe only way to stop takes like this is to bring back public shaming and ostracization [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mytaa7i4q22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3myslmansvk2zI just cannot believe that this is the message with 8 days to go [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Oct 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3myslmansvk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mxkvz25uhs2wYeboah is the king of burying ridiculous goals like this, then in the next moment trips on his dick and screws up a simple 1:1 chance [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Oct 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxkvz25uhs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mx3ue3idbk2eThe ending of Time Bandits gave me nightmares for years. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Oct 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3ue3idbk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mwhrwsgkh22eAh yes, exactly the kind of talent this #MNUFC front office is known for identifying [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Sep 2026 02:47 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhrwsgkh22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3muhokv3igc23Well, it’s Groundhog Day… again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhokv3igc23https://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3muhoiea6i223 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhoiea6i223https://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mugb67fpj22jInstant legend [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 01:24 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugb67fpj22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mu23xpcges2vTotally worth neutering the Open Cup for this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu23xpcges2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3mtvpker2hc2gThe 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered the most off the top of my head: 1. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. 2. Purplemonkeydishwasher 3. See my vest 🎵 4. …Then grease me up, woman! 5. I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 11:26 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvpker2hc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mnatesota.bsky.social/post/3msokihs4as2eCome for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Aug 2026 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:4n2d4je4c4o732gsly4drjcu/app.bsky.feed.post/3msokihs4as2e