name’s penelope, a trans woman, 『she/her』 username pronounced nim-FOM-ah-KEE. a ‘weyve’ is a female outlaw. the universe is carceral. ⬇ i wrote the final fantasy sex thread: ⬇ https://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3kamtqzcr562fhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.onlinehttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mlsco4qaxs2mbonzi buddy-ass brain. too many malware toolbars-ass brain. "background tile is an overoptimized gif of a Argentinian adult film star licking Hershey's strawberry syrup off the shell of a box turtle"-ass brain14 May 2026 07:36 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsco4qaxs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3kavkujfbwj2qokay, but a caffeinated cat. not a cat that is under the effects of caffeine but the cat itself is caffeinated and as you pet and nuzzle the cat the caffeine enters your system04 Oct 2023 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3kavkujfbwj2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mlmrqiqex22kWell at least the Technocracy is as miserable as I am [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmrqiqex22khttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mlmezpko4s2cI finally beat Shining in the Darkness after however many decades of me starting it and being offended by not being able to create my own party11 May 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmezpko4s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mlk4pnseys2jI am begging the English language to pick either diacritic markings or furigana and commit to them [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk4pnseys2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mljhi74hac2tI know that the framing is just meant to be "muckraking tabloid reporter" I think it's really hard to argue that Khalisah al-Jilani in 2007 wasn't an intensely Al-Jazeera-coded journalist born of Bushist exasperations at that news agency consternating the War on Terror narrative10 May 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljhi74hac2thttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mljepsbzhk2cThe fact that this “there can’t possibly be fascistic undertones in Mass Effect, because this commercial product adopts a bold stance that racism is bad” argument is just a pro-Harry Potter argument with different proper nouns says something deeply poignant and I’m not awake enough to unpack it10 May 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljepsbzhk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mljdym7cwk2cYeah this is as old as Heinlein and Herbert, both of which self-evidently had massive upstream influence on Mass Effect, so I genuinely have no idea what the fuck we’re doing here [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljdym7cwk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mljdshaels2cI mean I can’t know at a glance if the employee washed their hands before making my sandwich [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljdshaels2chttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mlig2yu7t225ngl Chainsaw Man really loses me the instant Akane Sawatari wanders into frame, because she is SUCH a dogshit villainess, and from there, even after she dies in an unsatisfying way, the entire timbre of the show changes from something I was in love with to something that is constantly ticking me off10 May 2026 09:10 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlig2yu7t225https://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3ml7la7j7bs2ztoday I daydreamed "what if Reginald VelJohnson streamed Elden Ring on Twitch" and then concluded that this would be good06 May 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7la7j7bs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mkqd7ibjk22zMan this website is fucking miserable30 Apr 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqd7ibjk22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mknogdju222bIncidentally I think Austen adaptations tend to be way more abusive to the text than Dumas or Stevenson adaptations because Austen adaptations tend to get really hung up on the English myth of its own self-importance and become Downton Abbey. They don't see how much of a proto-Wodehouse Austen was. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknogdju222bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mknmuhudc22bThe 2002 Count of Monte Cristo at least makes sense in the context of: Mask of Zorro and a bunch of Musketeer movies came out at the same time, Edmond/Haydée is uncomfortable on its merits because of the grooming implications, the book's dark as shit Animal Farm's just "let's ensloppify literature" [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknmuhudc22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mkl3xtwh722cWe have spent so many years living under conditions of immense epistemic smog that there are adults who've never breathed clean air in their lives [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl3xtwh722chttps://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mkcc3xhlws25People are gonna hate me saying this but the only efficacious solution to the problem of AI-written essays in schools is to redesign school as an appealing enough undertaking for students that it ceases to require the underlying threat of state violence to get them to attend of their own volition25 Apr 2026 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkcc3xhlws25https://bsky.app/profile/nymphomachy.meangirls.online/post/3mjzu7f7s2k2hMe, seeing slightly risible vicars and self-important curates everywhere: oh god oh fuck this isn't the real world I've been trapped in an elderly British author's mind21 Apr 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:4rw6hnfccnkcmkospaii366c/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzu7f7s2k2h