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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Husband, father and Director at creative agency thecreativebranch.com in #LakeDistrict #Cumbria. I like both kinds of music… house and techno. I&#39;d love to hear a Carl Craig mix of that. Views my own #MDANT</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com</link><title>@jemsmyth.com - jemsmyth</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3muayfkove22u</link><description>https://youtu.be/q0sUbIWWGmw?is=QsqU2XNMcaw6ivSr Parrot Basic Channel-like soulful business ❤️ #raveyardshift</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 23:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muayfkove22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3muaxn6jyfk2u</link><description>A bit of dirty Prince action https://youtu.be/fhWHDPpzOqs?is=qds1wT7lj_tZPZ1N #raveyardshift</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 22:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaxn6jyfk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3muawn5uxes2u</link><description>Off to see the UK Black Music exhibition tomorrow at the V&amp;A. Then Notting Hill Carnival. London types let me know if you’re around for beers! x</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 22:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muawn5uxes2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mtlzbg5uek2w</link><description>Bar’s open.</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 14:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlzbg5uek2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mt2qkkrnnk2p</link><description>Well that scared the crap out of me, I thought it had gone all Threads 😂</description><pubDate>14 Aug 2026 18:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2qkkrnnk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3msvkn5hgi22b</link><description>Been inside all day so going to go out and soak up a few rays just after six, I think I deserve it.</description><pubDate>12 Aug 2026 16:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvkn5hgi22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3msgh6het6s22</link><description>Looks like it plays 7 inches, surely? https://newatlas.com/home-entertainment/tiny-vinyl-player-miniature-turntable/</description><pubDate>06 Aug 2026 16:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgh6het6s22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mpm2cnrlzk2l</link><description>Hydration break https://youtu.be/wYj5o4kQsXs?is=obB8mh69u-G82KEF</description><pubDate>01 Jul 2026 17:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm2cnrlzk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3moqzh7m5uk26</link><description>Sweet dreams everyone!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Jun 2026 23:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqzh7m5uk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3moqy6yvyms2w</link><description>YT&#39;s algo often feeds up some stonkers and it found the sweet spot between Sade and techno the other day for sure #raveyardshift https://youtu.be/RxfnBhwc9xg?si=ar94A18c_iPgh246</description><pubDate>20 Jun 2026 23:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqy6yvyms2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3moqwasjjh226</link><description>Mandatory repost on this one 😍&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Jun 2026 22:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqwasjjh226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3moqvz75drc26</link><description>LMTTFY #raveyardshift as it deserves to be seen and heard with all the other beautiful trending filth 😍 😂&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Jun 2026 22:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqvz75drc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3moqtm3mxds26</link><description>Just popped in to see what condition your condition is in #raveyardshift. How’s it going? https://youtu.be/J0a07QDRB9s?is=d1f1M3IHgM0RvSBT</description><pubDate>20 Jun 2026 21:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqtm3mxds26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mkzmp2wlrs2c</link><description>May the Fourth be with you Bluesky&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/R6UgpLm3BeYAAAAC/star-wars.gif?hh=138&amp;ww=244</description><pubDate>04 May 2026 11:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzmp2wlrs2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjr7czn3bs2p</link><description>I hear Trump’s already slapped a 50% tariff on them &#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?si=Yd-NZfZ1ATu9RohF &#xA;&#xA;I’ll be here all week</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 10:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjr7czn3bs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjr432pgt22p</link><description>It’s time to wash that bathrobe&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 09:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjr432pgt22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjnj5c3ejk2k</link><description>Fell asleep for two hours and missed my run window so now I’m channelling Pingu #nootnoot&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/Lz9DmhzaI8EAAAAC/pingu.gif?hh=180&amp;ww=320</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 22:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnj5c3ejk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjnhtb2rp22k</link><description>DDoS attacks don’t care if a platform is vibe coded or not, it’s not a factor. &#xA;&#xA;A Distributed Denial of Service attack is like someone forcing millions of fake chonky cats through your cat flap simultaneously so your actual cats can’t use it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 22:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnhtb2rp22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjngoi7zmk2k</link><description>Superb typographical negative space shenanigans by Polish calligrapher Barbara Galińska.</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 22:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjngoi7zmk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjng3ko5t22k</link><description>Remember when a bowl of soup was a nickel? https://youtu.be/GgiAE_dTEXU?si=QUbUGwNiEbJLcM7Q</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 22:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjng3ko5t22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjnfhpmul22k</link><description>Hey Bluesky what do you call this? I want my money back!</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 21:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnfhpmul22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjnefjfkdk2c</link><description>Can you get rid of crazy nuclear granddad now please Americans we’ve had enough 🙄</description><pubDate>16 Apr 2026 21:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnefjfkdk2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjdjtbnkcs23</link><description>Superb news, congratulations #Hungary!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2026 23:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdjtbnkcs23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jemsmyth.com/post/3mjciwuqiyk2h</link><description>Advertise your account with one image&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2026 13:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:4sp4og2ntvqd2bqrqlmnppp6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjciwuqiyk2h</guid></item></channel></rss>